Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin. You test her with this shit, okay? Here,...
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Cal:
Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin. You test her with this shit, okay? Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me.
Andy Stitzer:
I'm a virgin.
Cal:
Sweet! I like that because I know you don't have... chlamydia. I *know* that. I mean, that shit is everywhere.
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Here's what you do You tell her you're a virgin
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You test her with this shit okay
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Here tell me Tell me This is how it's gonna go Tell me
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I'm a virgin Sweet
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I like that because you don't have Chlamydia
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And I know that and that shit is everywhere
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 280
Timestamp in movie: 01h 20m 07s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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00:06 How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken
00:08 I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand but
00:14 They were just having fun They didn't mean anything
00:11 Andy Yeah well virgin's not a dirty word
00:06 Let's get in the bath
00:15 And it was
00:07 I need genital to genital connection and that's all I...
00:06 That one hurt just as much as the first one
00:22 But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment
00:35 Hey Will and Grace back to work
00:10 Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars
00:04 I kind of thought you were a serial killer
00:14 You ever heard of the term fuck buddy
00:09 I'm very discreet
00:11 Screaming Nipple fuck
00:10 Andy I'm throwing myself at you and
00:07 If I get the set will you throw in the DVD
00:07 Dude it's not a big deal You like to fuck guys
00:04 Where do you put the penis
00:06 What if she laughs at me though