Cal: Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin. You test her with this shit, okay? Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me. Andy Stitzer: I'm a virgin. Cal: Sweet! I like
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Cal:
Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin. You test her with this shit, okay? Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me.
Andy Stitzer:
I'm a virgin.
Cal:
Sweet! I like that because I know you don't have... chlamydia. I *know* that. I mean, that shit is everywhere.

Transcript:
What the fuck
are you talking about?
Here's what you do.
You tell her you're a virgin.
You test her
with this shit, okay?
Here, tell me. Tell me.
This is how it's gonna go.
Tell me.
I'm a virgin.
Sweet.
I like that because
you don't have Chlamydia.
And I know that,
and that shit is everywhere.
What if she
laughs at me, though?
Then you punch her
in the fucking head
if she laughs.
I'm not going to
punch her in the head.
She's really sweet.
No. I mean, you punch her
in her fucking head
emotionally.
She's different. She's someone
I felt like I had...
a connection with.
All you trying to do right now
is bust off this first night.
You got a whole lot of semen
back up in you.
I am going to tell her.

Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 20
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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