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Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my armsPlease don't reminisce about the times we fucked pleaseIt's so creepy Let's go to ParisI want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Heh heh heh... psycho talk

David:
Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?Amy:Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked. Please! It's so creepy.David:I want to take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.Amy:Stop it!David:Stop what?Amy:This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for, like, two years, man. I don't want to date you anymore!David:You're a whore.Amy:I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!David: Ha... this is so us.Amy:Heh heh heh... psycho talk

Full Transcript

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Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my arms
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Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked please
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It's so creepy Let's go to Paris
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I want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to you
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Cut it out Cut what out
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This go to Paris We've been broken up for like two years man
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I don't want to date you anymore
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You're a whore I am not a whore
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I just didn't like you
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This is so us
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Psycho talk What
Available in 7 languages
Duration
27 seconds
Views
769
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:44
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Paul Rudd
David
Paul Rudd
Mindy Kaling
Amy
Mindy Kaling
Steve Carell
Andy
Steve Carell
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