You guys, she's picking me up in an hour. Oh, drag, dude. She's picking you up from here?...
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Andy Stitzer:
You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.
David:
Oh, drag, dude.
Cal:
She's picking you up from here?
Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.
Cal:
That's fucked up, man.
Andy Stitzer:
Why?
Cal:
Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy Stitzer:
So what?
Cal:
And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy Stitzer:
Okay.
Cal:
[Pointing to an action figure on a shelf]
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy Stitzer:
That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal:
Why do you have that?
Andy Stitzer:
That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal:
Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?
Andy Stitzer:
I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal:
[Pointing to a framed poster]
I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer:
They did not laugh at me.
David:
Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
Andy Stitzer:
You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal:
First, you relax, okay?
Andy Stitzer:
Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal:
Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.
[Trish shows up at Andy's door and the entire apartment looks abandoned]
Transcript
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She's picking you up from here Yeah
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That's fucked up man
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Why Why
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Seriously I mean look at this place man
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You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you know
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What is she going to think when she comes in here Look
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He's got a billion toys So what
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And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid
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It's all right
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Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
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It's Oscar Goldman
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Why do you have that That's worth a lot of money
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That's much more valuable than Steve Austin
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 226
Timestamp in movie: 01h 09m 43s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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00:08 Dude teach me
00:33 Wait So you're a virgin
00:07 No no no Come on man
00:09 You know how I know you're gay How
00:33 Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...
00:04 And what do you do with this vagina
00:11 I wanna introduce you to my friend
00:04 Wow this is graphic
00:08 Rich men get off work then buy stereo
00:06 Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopy
00:09 Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong nigger
00:06 Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote
00:06 Are you okay The fucker came out of nowhere
00:09 It just does This doesn't feel right
00:06 You know what I mean I'm not a big ho runner
00:05 I'll pray for your cock Okay thanks
00:12 Hey Andy What's up dude
00:04 I just wanna get drunk fucked up and play some cards
00:26 Okay I have a very fulfilling life