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You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag dudeShe's picking you up from here YeahThat's fucked up manWhy WhySeriously I mean look at this place manYou gotta see this through the eyes of a woman

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Andy Stitzer:
You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.David:Oh, drag, dude.Cal:She's picking you up from here?Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:That's fucked up, man.Andy Stitzer:Why?Cal:Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.Andy Stitzer:So what?Cal:And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.Andy Stitzer:Okay.Cal: Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?Andy Stitzer:That's Oscar Goldman.Cal:Why do you have that?Andy Stitzer:That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.Cal:Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?Andy Stitzer:I'm not trying to be sexy, man.Cal: I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?Andy Stitzer:They did not laugh at me.David:Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.Andy Stitzer:You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?Cal:First, you relax, okay?Andy Stitzer:Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.Cal:Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch

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You guys

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she's picking me up in an hour

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Oh drag dude

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She's picking you up from here Yeah

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That's fucked up man

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Why Why

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Seriously I mean look at this place man

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You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you know

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What is she going to think when she comes in here Look

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He's got a billion toys So what

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And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid

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It's all right

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Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss

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It's Oscar Goldman

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Why do you have that That's worth a lot of money

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That's much more valuable than Steve Austin

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Well that may be the case But none of this shit is sexy okay

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I'm not trying to be sexy man

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I mean seriously Asia

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You framed an Asia poster

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How hard did the people at the frame store laugh

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when you brought this in They did not laugh at me

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Know why you're gay Because you like Asia

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You guys cool it with the gay

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You know she's on her way over here okay

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First you relax okay

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Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do

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Okay we just take everything that's embarrassing

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and we move it out of here

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So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch

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مرحبا أهلا مرحبا

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هل أنت تريش

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من المتصل رجاء هذا أنا أندي

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مرحبا يا أندي مرحبا كيف حالك

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أنا بخير كيف حالك أنت أنا بخير تماما

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إذا أنت شاذ الآن

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لا أنا لست شاذا أنا عازب فحسب

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أنا أعتقد أنا أقصد ذلك يبدو شذوذا

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أريدك فحسب أن تعرف بأن هذه هي أول محادثة

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من الثلاث محادثات التي ستجعلك تصبح شاذا

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توجد هذه السنة و التي بعدها و الأمر مثل أنت تعرف

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لدي الرغبة في أن أعود كما كنت سابقا لكني أعتقد بأني أحب الرجال

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و بعدها الأمر المتوقع أنا شاذ رجالا الآن

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أنت شاذ لقولك ذلك أنا شاذ بقولي ذلك

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أتعلم كيف عرفت أنك شاذ كيف كيف عرفت أني شاذ

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لأنك تحشر نفسك في يجينز ضيق قصير

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أتعرف كيف عرفت بأنك شاذ

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لقد أخبرتني بأنك لن تنام مع إمرأة مرة أخرى

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أتعلم كيف عرفت بأنك شاذ كيف

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لأنك شاذ و بإمكانك معرفة م ن م ن الناس هو الشاذ

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أتعرف كيف أعرف أنك شاذ كيف

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لأنك تحب فرقة كولد بلاي

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أنت ميت

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هيا

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أترك جذعي لوحده على الأقل

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Merci beaucoup Joyeux anniversaire Andy

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T'aimes vraiment embrasser hein Oui

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J'adore ça

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Retire ton pantalon tu veux

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D'accord D'accord

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On va vraiment le faire Oh Oui

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Dieu merci

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D'accord je retire mon pantalon D'accord

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As tu besoin d'aide

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J'y suis presque Il est coincé à ma cheville

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Ça alors

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Attends As tu de quoi nous protéger

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Je n'aime pas les armes à feu

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C'est comique

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Sie ist schon auf dem Weg hierher ok

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Krieg dich wieder ein ok

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Sag nicht ich soll mich einkriegen sondern was ich tun soll

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Ok wir nehmen alles was peinlich ist

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und schaffen es weg

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Damit es nicht wie auf der Neverland Ranch ist

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Hi Hi Wie geht's Ihnen

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Gut

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Also wollen wir gleich los

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Sind Sie gerade erst hier eingezogen

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Nein ich kriege nur einen neuen Teppich

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Morgen kriege ich einen neuen Teppich deswegen

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Na ja Ja

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Ok Sieht gut aus mit dem Holzboden

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Ja Alles klar

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Ich sollte mal nachsehen

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ob unter den Dielen Teppichboden ist

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Das ist eigentlich nie so

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Das wird nett Ja

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Ich komm an diesem Laden jeden Tag vorbei

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aber ich bin noch nie drin gewesen

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Schön dass Sie hier sind

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Ich gehe mit so netten Kerlen wie Ihnen sonst nie aus

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Bin so netten Kerlen ein Leben lang aus dem Weg gegangen

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Zu meinem Nachteil

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Mein letzter Freund hat viel getrunken

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Und deswegen Das ist nur ein Punsch

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How hard did the people at the frame store laugh

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when you brought this in They did not laugh at me

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Know why you're gay Because you like Asia

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You guys cool it with the gay

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You know she's on her way over here okay

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First you relax okay

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Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do

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Okay we just take everything that's embarrassing

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and we move it out of here

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So it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch

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Hi Hi How are you

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Good

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So you wanna head out

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Did you just move in or something

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No Actually I'm getting new carpet in

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I'm having carpet put in tomorrow so

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Well you know Yeah

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Okay Looks good with the floors

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Yeah All right

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I should tear up the hard wood

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and see if there's carpet underneath

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That's never the case

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This is gonna be fun Yes

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You know I drive by this place every day

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I've never been in before

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I'm glad you came

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You know I never really go out with nice guys like you

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I think I've avoided nice guys like you my whole life

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Большое спасибо С днём рождения Энди

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А ты Ты Очень любишь целоваться да Да

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Люблю Что

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Снимай брюки хорошо

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Хорошо Давай

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Неужели это и вправду случится О Боже

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Так Я снимаю брюки Давай

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Тебе помочь

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Кажется почти снял Застряли на лодыжке

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Ну вот и всё

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У тебя есть средство защиты

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Не люблю оружие

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Очень смешно

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Вон там в ящике презервативы

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Только ты

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посмотри срок годности потому что я их покупала когда ещё была замужем

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Но мы и тогда нечасто занимались сексом так что их осталось очень много

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Ладно

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Chicos

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me recogerá en una hora

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No viejo

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Te buscará aquí Sí

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Estás cagado viejo

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Por qué Por qué

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En serio Mira este lugar

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Tienes que ver esto con ojos de mujer sabes

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Qué pensará cuando entre aquí Mira

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Tienes un billón de juguetes Y qué

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Y más videojuegos que un adolescente asiático

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Está bien

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Ése es el jefe de Six Million Dollar Man

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Es Oscar Goldman

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Por qué tienes eso Vale mucho dinero

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Es mucho más valioso que Steve Austin

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Bueno es posible Pero nada de esto es sexy

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No trato de ser sexy viejo

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En serio Asia

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Enmarcaste un póster de Asia

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Cuánto se rieron en la tienda de cuadros

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cuando llevaste eso No se rieron de mí

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Sabes por qué eres gay Te gusta Asia

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Ya basta con lo de gay

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Ella ya viene para acá sí

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Primero relájate sí

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Deja de calmarme y dime qué debo hacer

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Toma todo lo que sea vergonzoso

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y nosotros lo sacaremos

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Para que no parezca el Neverland Ranch

Available in 7 languages

Duration

71 seconds

Views

1,276

Timestamp in Movie

01:09:36

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Andy Stitzer

David

Cal