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So, I made that all up to help you out

The 40 Year Old Virgin

So, I made that all upto help you out. No, you didn't. But thank youfor doing that. How...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

So, I made that all upto help you out. No, you didn't. But thank youfor doing that. How can you tell? Well, you know, I go to schoolwith, like, 400 guys who are all tryingto have sex. And, yeah,so I can tell who's done it. Of course. And you really haven't?No, I really haven't. Please don't tell your mom,okay? Yeah, I won't.Thanks. But when are yougonna tell her? Believe me,I'm working on it. I am working on it

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So I made that all up to help you out

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No you didn't

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But thank you for doing that

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How can you tell

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Well you know I go to school with like 400 guys

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who are all trying to have sex

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And yeah so I can tell who's done it

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Of course

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And you really haven't No I really haven't

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Please don't tell your mom okay

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Yeah I won't Thanks

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But when are you gonna tell her

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Believe me I'm working on it

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I am working on it

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اريد إيقافها ربما لبضع سنوات فقط

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أجل أنا لا أظن أن هذه فكرة جيد

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ألدى شخص آخر سؤال أنا لدي سؤال

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أعتقد بأنه يوجد هنا بعض الأشخاص قليلوا الخبرة في الجنس

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أهي حقيقة بأنك إن لم تستخدمه ستفقده

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هل هذا سؤال جدي

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لا لم يكن حسنا

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الآن هناك الكثير من الأمور يمكن فعلها

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من دون ممارسة الجنس و هي ممتعة و آمنة

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ماهو نوع هذه الأمور أعتقد

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أن الجميع يريد معرفة هذه الأمور

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حسنا بدلا من الحصول على علاقة داخلية يمكن الإستغناء عن ذلك بالعلاقة الخارجية

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علاقة خارجية ماهو ذلك

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أجل ماهو ذلك

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Je crois t'avoir dans la peau

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Je ne sais pas J'ai l'impression qu'on s'avance vers quelque chose

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Moi aussi

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Je crois qu'on devrait simplement se laisser aller

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D'accord D'accord

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Oh Dieu merci

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Bon je devrais Je dois les ramasser

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Pas maintenant

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Je dois le faire tout de suite

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On le fera plus tard Je ne peux pas

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C'est très important

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Dès que le boîtier est endommagé

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C'est l'emballage original Voilà pourquoi

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ces trucs ont autant de valeur C'est sérieux

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C'est vraiment très sérieux D'accord

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On peut les remballer tout à l'heure

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Ok ich ertrag das nicht mehr Das macht mich krank

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Also Wiedersehen

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Diese Infos stehen auf Ihrer Website oder

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Ja Danke Hat mich gefreut

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Noch weitere Fragen

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Haben Sie extragroße Kondome

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Seth du hast einen winzigen Penis

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Also ich hab das nur erfunden um dir zu helfen

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Nein hast du nicht

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Aber vielen Dank dass du das getan hast

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Woher weißt du das

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Ich gehe auf 'ne Schule mit ungefähr 400 Kerlen

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die alle nur Sex wollen

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No you know what it's a personal choice

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and I don't think it's weird at all

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You know what your problem is

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You're putting the pussy on a pedestal

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That's the second time I've heard that

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What is the pussy on a pedestal thing

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Okay I can't listen to anymore of this 'cause it's making me sick

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So bye

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You can get this information on your website right

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Judith Yes Thanks

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Any other questions

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Do you have any extra large condoms

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Seth you got a tiny penis

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Sighing

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So I made that all up to help you out

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No you didn't

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But thank you for doing that

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Satu satunya kesempatanku untuk keluar dari tempat ini

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adalah mengalahkan saudaraku dan mengambil alih kendali Olympus Tapi tentu saja

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aku butuh petir itu

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Dan aku ingin Ibuku Kalau begitu kita sepakat

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Kau berikan aku petir itu dan aku akan serahkan Ibumu

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Aku harus katakan yang sejujurnya

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Aku bukanlah si pencuri petir Aku tak punya petir itu

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Aku tak mencurinya

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Хорошо Хорошо

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Слава Богу

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Подожди Я должен их собрать

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Я завтра всё соберу

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Нет нет это надо сделать сейчас

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Подожди потом соберём Нет послушай

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Так нельзя Это очень важно

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если испортить или помять оригинальную упаковку то они перестанут быть такими ценными понимаешь

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Нельзя так с ними обращаться

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Ты же знаешь я не могу

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Мы потом завернём их по новой

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Да завернём

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но всё таки знаешь

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Очень важно не нарушить целостность упаковки

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чтобы он не упал в цене

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Энди Я сама на тебя бросаюсь

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а ты только и думаешь что о своих дурацких игрушках

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Это не дурацкие игрушки Вот это например Железный Человек

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Inventé todo eso para ayudarte

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No no lo inventaste

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Pero gracias por hacerlo

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Cómo sabes

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Voy a la escuela con 400 chicos

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que tratan de tener sexo

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Y puedo distinguir quién lo ha hecho

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Por supuesto

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Y tú no lo hiciste No no lo hice

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No le cuentes a tu madre por favor

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No lo haré Gracias

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Pero cuándo se lo dirás tú

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Créeme estoy trabajando en eso

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Estoy trabajando en eso

Available in 8 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

147

Timestamp in Movie

01:41:19

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.