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Sucker motherfucker!

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Sucker motherfucker! You shithead! I hate you! I hate you so much! That one hurt. That one...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Sucker motherfucker! You shithead! I hate you! I hate you so much! That one hurt. That one hurtjust as much as the first one. That's great, man.Man! One, two, three. Fuck me! In the asshole! I'm sorry.I'm sorry. I really don'tswear this much. You know what,I got a weak stomach. That's all I can really take.I'll see ya'll. Jay.Be tough, Andy, you got it. Where did Jay go?He went to throw up. Ready?Yup. One, two. Cocksucker motherfucker! You pulled on two. Why didn't youpull on three? Freddy pie hole! No! Kelly Clarkson!

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Sucker motherfucker

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You shithead I hate you

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I hate you so much

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That one hurt

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That one hurt just as much as the first one

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That's great man Man

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One two three

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Fuck me

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In the asshole

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I'm sorry I'm sorry

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I really don't swear this much

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You know what I got a weak stomach

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That's all I can really take I'll see ya'll

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Jay Be tough Andy you got it

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Where did Jay go He went to throw up

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Ready Yup

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One two

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Cocksucker motherfucker

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You pulled on two

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Why didn't you pull on three

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Freddy pie hole

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No Kelly Clarkson

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أعتقد بأن لدي كل النصائح التي بإمكاني أن أطبقها الآن

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لا تكن عنيدا

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أنا لست عنيدا كدت أن أفقد حلمتي إتفقنا

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تلك كانت فكرة جاي حسنا

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و أنا لم أكن أريد قول شيء لكن نزع شعر صدرك بالشمع هو

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أكثر شيء شاذ يمكنك أن تفعله حسنا

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أنظر إلي المظهر ليس مهما أبدا حقا أنظر إلي

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أنا قبيح للغاية حسب المواصفات المثالية

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لكني أحصل على النساء

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ألا يتملكك الفضول في معرفة كيف يحصل هذا

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أنا لست قبيحا جدا

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أنا لم أقل أنك قبيح

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لكنك عنيته حسنا

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لا يهم إن كنت قبيحا جدا أو قبيحا كالملعون

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الأمر يتعلق بالحديث مع النساء و أنا أعلم كيف أقوم بهذا

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لأني ألاحظ و لأني رؤائي

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ماذا لم تخبرني بهذا من قبل

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هذا لأني لست شخصا متغطرسا يا أندي

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حسنا المشكلة و التي يعاني منها أغلب الرجال هي

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أنهم لا يعرفون كيف يتحدثون مع النساء

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أتعرف ماهي مشكلتي أنا لست مهتما

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ماذا يفترض من أن أقول لقد ذهبت لمخيم سحرة

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أنا أتحدث من بطني ببراعة

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Mamelon de merde

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Mika brûlez en enfer

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Bon d'accord Je crois que c'est terminé

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Je crois que ça suffit C'est bien comme ça

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Vous savez

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je ne crois pas que ça m'avantage

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Tu as l'air d'une citrouille taillée

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Merci beaucoup J'apprécie Merci

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Merci beaucoup Pas de quoi

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Merci Merci

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Andy je te dois mes excuses

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Je n'ai pas été gentil avec toi ces deux dernières années et demie

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Tu étais gentil

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Non j'étais Je te trouvais ennuyeux

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et je te prenais pour un tueur en série

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Vielen Dank Nichts zu danken

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Danke Danke

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Andy ich muss mich bei dir entschuldigen

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Ich war nicht nett zu dir in den letzten 2 5 Jahren

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Klar warst du nett zu mir

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Nein ich war Ich fand dich langweilig und ich

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dachte du wärst ein Serienkiller

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Das meine ich ernst

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Hey Entschuldigung Mist Verzeihung

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Keine Sorge Das ist weich verpackt

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Könnte man von einem Balkon werfen Wäre ok

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Ja Alles ok Ginge nicht kaputt selbst

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wenn wir's wollten Ok

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Hör zu hör nicht auf Dave und Jay Ok

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Die sind verrückt Du solltest auf mich hören ok

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Pass auf Eine total heiße Schnecke arbeitet genau hier

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Hier in diesem Buchladen Frag sie ob sie mit dir ausgeht

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Screaming

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Cal Thank you very much You're welcome

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Thank you Thanks

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Andy I owe you an apology man

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I wasn't very nice to you for the past two and a half years

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You were nice to me

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No I was I thought you were really boring and

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I kind of thought you were a serial killer

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Laughs

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I'm not joking

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Hey Sorry Shoot Sorry sorry

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Don't worry There's a lot of padding in these

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I could hurl it off the balcony it would be fine

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Yeah It will be fine We couldn't break this

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if we tried No problem

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Look you shouldn't listen to Dave and Jay okay

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Those guys are crazy You should listen to me okay

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Look there is a hot ass girl who works right there

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Apa yang kau lakukan pada Ibuku

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Jika kau ingin melihat Ibumu lagi bawakan petir itu padaku

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Chiron aku ingin mendapatkan Ibuku Percy kau tak punya petir itu

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Akan ku katakan yang sebenarnya

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Saat dia tahu aku bukanlah pencuri dia akan melepaskan Ibu

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Tidak Kau tak bisa bernegosiasi dengan Hades Saat dia tahu kau tak punya petir itu

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dia akan membunuhmu dan juga Ibumu

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Ini satu satu kesempatan bagi Ibuku Tidak

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Tetap fokus dengan rencana semula

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Kita pergi ke Olympus melakukan kesepakatan dengan Zeus

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Saat kau meyakinkan dia bahwa kau tak bersalah

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kita akan lakukan semampu kita untuk membawa Ibumu kembali

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Baik

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Всё мы закончили И так сойдёт

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Знаете что

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Это никаким местом не тянет на красоту

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Ты похож на леопарда

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Большое спасибо Пожалуйста

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Вы не могли бы Большое спасибо

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Не за что вам спасибо Спасибо

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Энди я хочу перед тобой извиниться

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Все эти два с половиной года я был с тобой не слишком вежлив

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Да нет вполне вежлив

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Нет я думал что ты зануда и

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считал тебя серийным убийцей

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Я не шучу

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Опаньки Простите Простите Простите

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Не волнуйтесь там куча пенопласта Можно сбросить с балкона и ничего не будет

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Да Ничего не будет

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Даже если мы постараемся

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Maldita hija de puta

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Tarada Te odio

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Te odio tanto

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Ése dolió

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Ése dolió tanto como el primero

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Es fantástico viejo Vaya

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Uno dos tres

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Carajo

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Mierda

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Perdón Perdón

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Nunca maldigo tanto

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Tengo un estómago delicado

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No puedo soportarlo más Nos vemos

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Jay Sé fuerte Andy vas bien

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Adónde fue Jay Fue a vomitar

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Listo Sí

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Uno dos

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Chupapija hija de puta

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Tiraste a las dos

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Por qué no tiraste a las tres

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Tres bocas

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No Kelly Clarkson

Available in 8 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

71

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:41

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.