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Take your porn with you I'm not taking itTake your box o pornIt's my gift to you No I don't want itDavid it's notAndy for the last timeI don't want your giant box of pornographyNo no no Come on manSo

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Andy Stitzer:
Take your porn with you.David:I'm not taking it.Andy Stitzer: Take your box o' porn!David:It's my gift to you.Andy Stitzer:No, I don't want it. David it's not... just... just...David: Andy for the last time, I don't want your giant box of pornography!Andy Stitzer:No no no, just- Come on man! So uncool!David:No...David:Uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

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Take your porn with you I'm not taking it

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Take your box o porn

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It's my gift to you No I don't want it

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David it's not

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Andy for the last time

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I don't want your giant box of pornography

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No no no Come on man

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So uncool

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Uncool

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Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn Andy

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حقا

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في الحقيقة أعتقد بأنه مثل شخص عبقري

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و هذا مثل شخص مبتهج كثيرا

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و كأنه مل من العمل و يريد فقط أن تسلى بنا

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لذا أخبرنا بأنه ب كر

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أنت ترى الكثير من الأشياء التي لا تحدث هنا

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أنت تسلط الضوء عليه

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ربما يكون عالما غبي

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لكنه ليس ذكيا كفاية ليتعمق بهذا الشكل

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لكن لديه جسد رائع

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أتريدين مضاجعته في برنامج نيويورك مينت

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ترغبين في مضاجعته بكل تأكيد

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Salut Andy Je vais te dire des trucs cochons

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Je veux coucher avec toi et ça va être sexy

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Je veux toucher ta grosse nouille épaisse

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car je veux que tu me pénètres comme un méchant garçon

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Je veux que tu mettes ton pénis sur moi ou plutôt en moi

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Я хочу потрогать твою большую толстую

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макаронину Потому что хочу грязно совокупиться с тобой

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Надень свой пенис то есть засунь его в меня Энди

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Я хочу провернуть с тобой

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много сексуальных номеров Чёрт

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Ничего не получается Энди Я не знаю что говорить

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Потому что я это ты

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Llévate tu pornografía No me la llevaré

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Toma tu caja de pornografía

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Es mi regalo para ti No No lo quiero

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David no es

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Andy por última vez

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no quiero tu caja gigante de pornografía

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No no no Vamos viejo

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Qué mala onda

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Mala onda

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Mala onda es darle a un hombre recto una caja de pornografía

Available in 7 languages

Duration

24 seconds

Views

2,319

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:54

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Andy Stitzer

David