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Take your porn with you I'm not taking itTake your box o pornIt's my gift to you No I don't want itDavid it's notAndy for the last timeI don't want your giant box of pornographyNo no no Come on manSo
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

Andy Stitzer:
Take your porn with you.David:I'm not taking it.Andy Stitzer: Take your box o' porn!David:It's my gift to you.Andy Stitzer:No, I don't want it. David it's not... just... just...David: Andy for the last time, I don't want your giant box of pornography!Andy Stitzer:No no no, just- Come on man! So uncool!David:No...David:Uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

Full Transcript

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Take your porn with you I'm not taking it
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Take your box o porn
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It's my gift to you No I don't want it
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David it's not
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Andy for the last time
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I don't want your giant box of pornography
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No no no Come on man
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So uncool
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Uncool
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Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn Andy
Available in 7 languages
Duration
24 seconds
Views
2,299
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:54
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Steve Carell
Andy Stitzer
Steve Carell
Paul Rudd
David
Paul Rudd
No no no Come on man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
No no no Come on man
It's nothing official. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
It's nothing official.
Hi, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:47
Hi, Andy.
I heard Dave gave you the box of porn. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
I heard Dave gave you the box of porn.
He thinks you're a pothead I am - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
He thinks you're a pothead I am
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my armsPlease don't reminisce about the times we fucked pleaseIt's so creepy Let's go to ParisI want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to youCut it out Cut what outThis go to Paris - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:27
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my...
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause you're giving him hope and it's driving the man crazyI moved I changed my e mail address my phone numberHe's practically stalking meWell I didn't know all that So I'm sorry - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause...
You suppose he's had enough? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
You suppose he's had enough?
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin PMsand you see if you could whack off before you fall asleepYou always win is the best part about the game - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin...
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy girlfriend Jill found your speed dating cardYeah rightGod I've been looking for that speed dating cardThank you so much for bringing it to meSo you actually wrote that one girl looked likeshe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:34
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy...
Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho
Hey Andy What's up dude - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Hey Andy What's up dude
You should keep your ho on a leash - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
You should keep your ho on a leash
Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't that sweet - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't...
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party What are we Al QaedaNo hold upNo no It's not that kind of party y'allYou're not coming to our fucking party either okayFuck you okayFirst of all it ain't that kind of partyGo fuck a goat YeahWhy you - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party...
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI think that he's rocking the shit in this one - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI...
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd...
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just celibateI think I mean that sounds gayI just want you to know that this is the first conversationof three conversations that leads to you being gayThere's this and then in a year it's like You knowI'm kind of going - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:43
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just...
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...