Andy Stitzer: Take your porn with you. David: I'm not taking it. Andy Stitzer: [following David to the front door] Take your box o' porn! David: It's my gift to you. Andy Stitzer: No, I don't want it.
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Andy Stitzer:
Take your porn with you.
David:
I'm not taking it.
Andy Stitzer:
[following David to the front door]
Take your box o' porn!
David:
It's my gift to you.
Andy Stitzer:
No, I don't want it. David it's not... just... just...
David:
[shouting]
Andy for the last time, I don't want your giant box of pornography!
Andy Stitzer:
No no no, just- Come on man! So uncool!
David:
No...
[continues shouting]

David:
Uncool? Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!

Transcript:
Take your porn with you.
I'm not taking it.
Take your box-o-porn.
It's my gift to you.
No. I don't want it.
David, it's not...
Andy, for the last time...
I don't want your giant box
of pornography.
No, no, no!
Come on, man.
So uncool.
Uncool?
Uncool is trying
to give an honest man
a big box of porn, Andy.
(David)
For the last time,
I don't want to watch...
School of Cock with you.
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Clip duration: 55 seconds
Views: 20
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd