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This is a great TV Nothing beats a plasmaWhat are you doing That's my customerIt certainly is not When I came upon her she was unattendedNo that's my WaitGo to the checkout there Pick up there
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Cool, man. All right, pops

Mooj:
This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.Jay:What are you doing? That's my customer.Mooj:It certainly is not. When I came upon her, She was unattendedJay:No, no, That's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.Mooj:I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.Jay:Then you gonna give me half the commission.Mooj:You will receive none of the commission.Jay:I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!Mooj:This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...Jay:I'm sick of you poaching my customers.Mooj:I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit!Jay:You wanna take this shit outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it?Mooj:Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.Jay:Listen to me, listen to me! You are fucking with the wrong nigger.Mooj:Hey, hey! You are fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?Jay:I will hang your old ass by your turban!Mooj: Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, You want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?Jay:All right, man. Calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?Mooj:If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.Jay:Cool, man. All right, pops

Full Transcript

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This is a great TV Nothing beats a plasma
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What are you doing That's my customer
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It certainly is not When I came upon her she was unattended
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No that's my Wait
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Go to the checkout there Pick up there please
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She was unattended because I went to the back
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to get the brochure that she requested
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I apologize but it's too late
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The transaction has been completed
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Then you're gonna give me half the commission
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You'll receive none of the commission
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I need to talk to Paula This is crazy
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This is bullshit
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Every time I make a sale you go crying to Paula
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How about Jesse Jackson Old Jesse needs a cause
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Sick of you poaching my customers
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I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit
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You wanna take this shit outside Just take it outside and squash it
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Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have okay
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Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath
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I can't return it until it has spilled blood
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Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong nigger
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Hey You're fucking with the wrong sand nigger okay
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Dude I will hang your old ass by your turban
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Turban now Do you see any fucking turban here
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Do I talk like a turban guy
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Do I say Hey Jay do you want a Slurpee You want a Slurpee
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Fuck you okay I was born in Brooklyn
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Brooklyn okay
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My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent okay Okay
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All right man Calm down dude
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Look you still covering my shift on Friday or what
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If I can keep this commission with pleasure
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Cool then All right pop No problem
Available in 8 languages
Duration
83 seconds
Views
1,822
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:08
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
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Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

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