I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my...
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David:
I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my life. Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. And, you know, instead of, like, saying, "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?" I dumped her. Stupid decision. I spent the last two years of my life regretting it.
Andy Stitzer:
Well, why don't you get her back right now?
David:
Oh, cause she's dating this pot dealer. Stupid, horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man.
Andy Stitzer:
It sounds horrible.
David:
Of course it's horrible. It's suffering and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight, and then you, you know, you call them a bunch of times and you try and email, and then they move or they change their email, but that's just love.
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Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade I think
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And you know instead of saying
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Okay what am I doing that caused this behavior
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I dumped her Stupid decision
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I spent the last two years of my life regretting it
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Why don't you get her back right now
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Because she's dating this pot dealer
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Stupid horrible decision
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But hey that's her journey you know I gotta respect that
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I gotta give her the space
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She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody
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that's love man It sounds horrible
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Of course it's horrible It's suffering
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 265
Timestamp in movie: 00h 19m 09s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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00:35 What's up dawg What happened How was the date with...
00:06 I'm starving
00:07 Do you know how I know you guys are gay
00:14 We could do it in the
00:09 Wow this is pretty crowded
00:17 All you doing is using your instinct That's it
00:08 You have really kind eyes you know that
00:17 I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart...
00:06 Do you have any extra large condoms
00:19 Here's what you do You tell her you're a virgin
00:06 How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken
00:08 I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand but
00:14 They were just having fun They didn't mean anything
00:11 Andy Yeah well virgin's not a dirty word
00:06 Let's get in the bath
00:15 And it was
00:07 I need genital to genital connection and that's all I...
00:06 That one hurt just as much as the first one
00:22 But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment
00:35 Hey Will and Grace back to work