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I went out with this girl for four monthsand it was the greatestgreatest thing in my lifeUntil she went down on this guy in an Escalade I thinkAnd you know instead of sayingOkay what am I doing that

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Of course it's horrible. It's suffering and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

David:
I went out with this girl for four months and it was the greatest greatest thing in my life. Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. And, you know, instead of, like, saying, "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?" I dumped her. Stupid decision. I spent the last two years of my life regretting it.Andy Stitzer:Well, why don't you get her back right now?David:Oh, cause she's dating this pot dealer. Stupid, horrible decision. But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man.Andy Stitzer:It sounds horrible.David:Of course it's horrible. It's suffering and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight, and then you, You know, you call them a bunch of times and you try and email, and then they move or they change their email, but that's just love

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I went out with this girl for four months

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and it was the greatest

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greatest thing in my life

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Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade I think

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And you know instead of saying

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Okay what am I doing that caused this behavior

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I dumped her Stupid decision

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I spent the last two years of my life regretting it

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Why don't you get her back right now

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Because she's dating this pot dealer

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Stupid horrible decision

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But hey that's her journey you know I gotta respect that

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I gotta give her the space

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She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody

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that's love man It sounds horrible

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Of course it's horrible It's suffering

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and it's pain and it's You know you lose weight

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and then you put back on weight

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and then you call them a bunch of times

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and you try and email and then they move or they change their email

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but that's just love

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أجل

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هذا يدغدغ

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أنا آسف لا

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أنفك ينزف أتعتقد هذا

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أنا آسف أنا مثيرة

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لكن الآن لن تتمكن من نيل أي من هذا

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عليك أن تستسلم للأبد فحسب

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كال ماذا تعتقد أتراه أصفر أكثر من الازم

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لا

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ماذا يحب كوريوس جورج في الحياة الحقيقية

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هيا يا رجل

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هذا مزدحم جدا

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أجل البيرة بالليل بـ9 دولارات

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حسنا إسمع الآن

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c'est l'amour mon gars C'est horrible

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Bien sûr Ça signifie souffrir

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avoir mal et Tu sais ça fait perdre du poids

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et ensuite on prend du poids

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et on appelle la fille sans cesse

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et on essaie de lui écrire et elle change son adresse

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mais c'est ça l'amour

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Tu te rends compte que c'est la première

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fois qu'on se parle pendant plus de 30 secondes

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C'est agréable Sors avec nous ce weekend

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On n'usera d'aucune pression On va s'amuser

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Oui d'accord Je vais m'essayer

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Super

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Mais je ne coucherai pas avec qui que ce soit

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C'est bien tu ne devrais pas songer au sexe

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Embouteillage Salut

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Wir haben eine Houston wir haben eine

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Du reißt mir meine verdammten Haare aus

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Wir haben's geschafft Gott

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Du bist in der Hose gekommen

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Was hast du getan Ich hab Cream of Wheat gegessen

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Weißt du was sonst noch geil ist Was

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Ich Ja

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lutsche

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an deinem

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Zeh

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Daran willst du jetzt lutschen Ja

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Der ist so groß und dick Ok

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Ja

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Das kitzelt

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Tut mir leid Oh nein

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Deine Nase blutet Wirklich

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Tut mir leid Ich bin geil

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Aber jetzt kriegst du gar nichts mehr

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Du solltest es aufgeben

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Okay just We're almost there

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Grunts

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We have one Houston we have one

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You'll pull my fucking hair out

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We did it God

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Oh my God you came in your pants

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What did you do I had some Cream of Wheat

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You know what else is sexy What

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Me Yeah

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sucking

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on your

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toe

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That's what you want to suck on Yeah

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It's just so big and thick Okay

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Yeah

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Laughing

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That tickles

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Screams

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I'm sorry Oh no

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Your nose is bleeding You think

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I'm sorry I'm hot

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But now you can't have any of this

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Kita sampai

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Bu apa yang Ibu lakukan Hanya sampai sejauh ini Ibu bisa pergi

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Ayo Ibu tak bisa lewat Aku tak seperti dirimu

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Aku takkan meninggalkan Ibu Kau harus

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Ini memang takdirmu

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Turunkan Ibuku

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Percy pergilah Kau aman dalam gerbang itu

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Apa yang bisa ku lakukan Dengar gunakan pulpen itu

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Apa Gunakan pulpen Pak Brunner dan tekan

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А она уже съехала с квартиры сменила и мэйл и всё такое

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Но это и есть любовь

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Ты понимаешь что мы с тобой

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впервые разговариваем дольше тридцати секунд Ага

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Приятно Пошли с нами в выходные

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Никакого давления просто развлечёмся

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Ладно Хорошо Пойду Попытаюсь ещё раз

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Отлично

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Но сексом я ни с кем заниматься не буду

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Договорились Секс последнее что придёт тебе в голову

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Тупик Здрасьте

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Чёрт

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О Господи

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Salí con una chica cuatro meses

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y fue lo mejor

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que me pasó en la vida

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Hasta que se la chupó a un tipo en una Escalade creo

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Y en lugar de preguntarme

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Qué estoy haciendo que causó esta conducta

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La dejé Una decisión estúpida

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Pasé los últimos dos años de mi vida lamentándolo

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Por qué no la buscas ya mismo

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Está saliendo con un traficante de marihuana

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Qué estúpida y horrible decisión

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Pero es su vida Tengo que respetarla

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Tengo que darle el espacio

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Si es una perra inmadura que se la chupa a todos

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así es el amor viejo Suena horrible

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Claro que es horrible Es sufrimiento

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y es dolor y es Adelgazas

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y después vuelves a engordar

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y las llamas montones de veces

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y tratas de escribirles y se mudan o cambian de e mail

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pero así es el amor

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Notaste que es la primera vez

Available in 8 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

1,306

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:02

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

David

Andy Stitzer