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Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah you'd tap thatSeth what you think you're cool with your little Jew froWe don't say tap that What are you talking about SethYou know what I'm a virgin

The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Boy at Health Clinic:
Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.Dad at Health Clinic:Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?Andy Stitzer:You know what? I'm a virgin too.Dad at Health Clinic:We're virgins too.Boy at Health Clinic:Yeah.Andy Stitzer:No, You know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.Dad at Health Clinic:You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal

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Wait So you're a virgin

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I'd tap that Oh yeah you'd tap that

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Seth what you think you're cool with your little Jew fro

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We don't say tap that What are you talking about Seth

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You know what I'm a virgin too

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That's

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We're virgins too Yeah

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No you know what it's a personal choice

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and I don't think it's weird at all

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You know what your problem is

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You're putting the pussy on a pedestal

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إنها

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ليس قطعة أحجية

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تبا

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يا إلهي من الوقت سيجعلوننا ننتظر

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أنا لا أعلم ربما سيأتون خلال ثوان

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الآن جميعكم هنا

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لأنكم مهتمون بطرق منع الحمل

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أية أسئلة

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إليك قصة ظريفة عدت للمنزل قبل عدة أيام

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و وجدته هو و صديقته في سريري المزدوج

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J'ai une autre bonne nouvelle Laquelle

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Tu sais ce qu'il y a ce soir Survivor passe à la télé

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Non Je sais

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C'est The Apprentice

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Non

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Quoi

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C'est notre 20e rendez vous

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Ça alors Oui

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Vraiment

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Sérieusement Je crois que c'est le 18e

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Zungenküsse Oder auch erotische Massagen

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Das hört sich ganz interessant an

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Orale Sexspielchen Genau das hatte ich Freitagnacht

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Ruhe Seth Wir waren in der Synagoge

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Ok Sind denn hier Jungfrauen

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die zum ersten Mal Sex haben wollen

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Moment warte Du bist also noch Jungfrau

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Ich würde dich knallen Oh ja knallen

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Hältst du dich für cool mit deinem kleinen Juden Afro

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So alberne Worte sagen wir nicht Was redest du denn da Seth

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Let's see there are things like body rubbing or dry humping

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You could dry hump

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There is masturbation Masturbation Play with yourself

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Mutual masturbation Play with a friend

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Deep kissing There is erotic massage

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That sounds like it would be nice

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Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday night

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Shut up Seth We went to temple

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Okay are there any virgins here

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who are thinking about having sex for the first time

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Oh

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Wait So you're a virgin

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Snickers

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Tunggu Tunggu sebentar

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Kau Hades Ya

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Maaf Aku tak menduga kamu kelihatan seperti ini

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Sangat penuh gaya Aku suka

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Apa kau lebih suka aku kelihatan begini

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Tidak Kembali seperti Mick Jagger Itu cocok untukmu

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Нет

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Так что же

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Сегодня наше двадцатое свидание

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Неужели

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А я думал ещё восемнадцатое

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Два из них на мой взгляд не считаются

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Так и быть

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я тебе их прощаю

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Ну спасибо

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Послушай Что

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Espera Eres virgen

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Me cogería eso Sí te cogerías eso

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Seth te crees muy listo con tu peinadito judío

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No se dice Me cogería eso De qué hablas Seth

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Saben qué Yo también soy virgen

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Eso es

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Nosotros también Sí

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Es una elección personal

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y no creo que sea nada raro

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Sabes cuál es tu problema

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Pones la vagina en un pedestal

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Es la segunda vez que oigo eso

Available in 8 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

1,929

Timestamp in Movie

01:40:26

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Boy At Health Clinic

Dad At Health Clinic

Andy Stitzer

Marla