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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Well played, sir. Okay.Thank you. No problem, man.Go get 'em. Mooj, you donesee my son,...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Well played, sir. Okay.Thank you. No problem, man.Go get 'em. Mooj, you donesee my son, you know his foot gonna bebigger than this. If that baby looks Pakistani,don't fucking look at me, okay? I wouldn't mind. You got goodgenes. How old are you? What, 138? When your son is born,is he already in parole?

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Well played sir

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Okay Thank you

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No problem man Go get 'em

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Mooj you done see my son

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you know his foot gonna be bigger than this

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If that baby looks Pakistani don't fucking look at me okay

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I wouldn't mind You got good genes How old are you What 138

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When your son is born is he already in parole

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لكنها تجاوزت كل هذا إنها راضية الآن

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مبارك يا رجل هذا عظيم

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نحن نقيم حفلة الليلة يا أندي

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و أريدك حقا أن تكون هناك يا رجل

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نحن نحتفل و حقا حقا أريدك أن تكون هناك

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يبدو مثل رادار دوبلر

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أيمكنك أن تصدق هذا

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هذا الطفل لم يبلغ أريعة أشهر بعد

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حتى أنه لم يبلغ أربعة أشهر و أنظر ماذا يمتلك

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ذ كر أي شخص يبدو كبيرا على تلفاز ذو 60 بوصة

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Derrière si tu veux

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Derrière quoi

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Derrière Derrière quoi

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Dans le derrière Quel derrière

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Quoi

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Je ne sais pas ce que tu racontes

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Derrière Derrière

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Quoi quoi

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der die Riesen Fernseher tragen kann

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Aber stattdessen stelle ich eine heiße Schnecke ein

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die nicht mal 'n iPod tragen kann Nur damit du wieder normal wirst

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Für mich eingestellt Ja

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Also redest du jetzt mit ihr

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Ja ich bin mit jemandem hier

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Nein

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Hast du mir gegen die Eier geschnippt Nein

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I'm just I'm fragile

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I hired her for you

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I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Tech

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for you okay

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I should have hired a 300 pound guy

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who could lift a 60 inch flat screen

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But instead I hired a hot girl

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who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk

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You hired her for me Yes

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Bien jugado señor

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Está bien Gracias

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De nada viejo Ve por ellas

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Mooj ya viste a mi hijo

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sabes que tendrá pies más grandes

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Si ese bebé parece paquistaní no me mires a mí sí

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No me molesta Tienes buenos genes Qué edad tienes 138

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Cuando nazca tu hijo estará ya en libertad condicional

Available in 7 languages

Duration

22 seconds

Views

103

Timestamp in Movie

01:49:33

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.