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The 40 Year Old Virgin

What are you doing? Okay, just...We're almost there. We have one.Houston, we have one....

What are you doing? Okay, just...We're almost there. We have one.Houston, we have one. You'll pull myfucking hair out! We did it.God! Oh, my God,you came in your pants. What did you do?I had some Cream of Wheat. You know what else is sexy?What? MeYeah? Sucking on your toe. That's what you want to suck on? Yeah. It's just so big and thick.Okay. Yeah

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What are you doing
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Okay just We're almost there
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We have one Houston we have one
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You'll pull my fucking hair out
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We did it God
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Oh my God you came in your pants
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What did you do I had some Cream of Wheat
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You know what else is sexy What
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Me Yeah
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Sucking
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on your
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toe
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That's what you want to suck on Yeah
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It's just so big and thick Okay
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Yeah
Available in 8 languages
Duration
40 seconds
Views
177
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:54
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
That tickles. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
That tickles.
Cal, what do you think? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
Cal, what do you think?
Wow this is pretty crowdedYeah Well it's 9 beer night - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Wow this is pretty crowdedYeah Well it's 9 beer night
All you doing is using your instinct That's itThat's how a tiger know he got to tackle a gazelleThere's a code written in his DNAIt says Tackle the gazelle OkayAnd believe it or not in every man there's a code written that saysTackle drunk bitches No - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
All you doing is using your instinct That's...
It just does This doesn't feel rightOf course it don't feel right What has felt right for you didn't workYou need to try some wrong dawg - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
It just does This doesn't feel rightOf course it...
That boy is stubborn. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:48
That boy is stubborn.
You have really kind eyes you know thatThanks Your hat has sequins - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
You have really kind eyes you know thatThanks Your hat has...
Your hands are on my belt. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
Your hands are on my belt.
Yeah. Fuck. Come on. Okay. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah. Fuck. Come on. Okay.
You wanna drive? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
You wanna drive?
What is this? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
What is this?
Whoa, okay. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Whoa, okay.
? Missy be puttin' it down?? I'm the hottest round?? I told y'all mother-uh?? Y'all can't stop me no - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:55
? Missy be puttin' it down?? I'm the hottest...
I'm starvingLet's get some fucking French toast - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
I'm starvingLet's get some fucking French toast
Are you okay? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Are you okay?
Are you okay? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Are you okay?
I'll still have sex with you if you want - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
I'll still have sex with you if you want
You know what I mean I'm not a big ho runnerMy uncle used to drive a ho runner - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
You know what I mean I'm not a big ho runnerMy uncle...
Yeah. I can't. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Yeah. I can't.
I peed in public! - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
I peed in public!