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This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you whatYou know Luca Perry from 20th and 25thYou ever heard of Rolling 20s niggerSince I was 16 nigger I'm saying frostyYou know what

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Smart Tech Customer:
This shit just got real!Jay:What are you gonna do, bitch?Smart Tech Customer:I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?Jay:You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? "Spoon", nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass!Smart Tech Customer:Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!Andy Stitzer: Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?Smart Tech Customer: Is This your boy?Jay:Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?Andy Stitzer:Hey, how can we help you, sir?Jay:No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!Smart Tech Customer:This your boy?Jay:Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.Smart Tech Customer: You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.Smart Tech Customer:Both ya'll niggas!Andy Stitzer:What? What did I do?Smart Tech Customer:It don't fucking matter!Jay:Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

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This shit just got rigged

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What are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you what

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You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th

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You ever heard of Rolling 20s nigger

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Since I was 16 nigger I'm saying frosty

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You know what I'm saying spoon nigger

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We fucked dwarfs in the ass

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Nigger this dwarf here don't got to be tall

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to pull the trigger off in somebody face

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Come on nigger back up What's up Hey

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Welcome to Smart Tech

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Is this your boy What can I help you with

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Yeah nigger we will both mash you

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How can we help you sir Nigger what

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No he don't need no help He's already been served

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I served him He's taken care of He's a little slow but he got it

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See what he thought was he can come up in here and make the rules

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But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech

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that I run this bitch and now he bought the bounce

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This your boy

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Yeah that's my boy We represent Smart Tech

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You just got fucked up with him

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Both y'all niggers going get clapped up when I get back

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Both of you all niggers

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What did I do It don't fucking matter

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Yeah aim high Willis Aim high

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و أنت و بفارق كبير أفضل بائع لدينا

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لذا سأقوم بترقيتك لتكون مدير المعرض

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هذا هراء كل الهرائات

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أنت تافه يا مقبل المؤخرات

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شكرا لك هذا عظيم

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سمعت بأن لديك صديقة أجل تقريبا أقابل شخص ما

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أنا سعيدة جدا من أجلك أجل إنها رائعة

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أمازلت بتول

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تعرفين أنا حقا لا أحب أن

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أتكلم عن حياتي الشخصبة أنت بتول

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أجل مازلت أجل

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بابي مفتوح دائما

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على سبيل المثال فقط عظيم

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عظيم شكرا لك

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أنا كتومة جدا

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لكني سأطارد أحلامك

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حسنا حسنا

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Wow

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Sans commission je te le jure

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Tu y arriverais sans le moindre doute

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Oui allons y Allons y

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HOMME ROBOT ATOMIQUE

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Aquaman

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Voilà

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Tu as tes gants

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Je t'envoie

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à la ferme au pâturage

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Ainsi toi et les autres Aquaman

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pourrez faire de l'aquaplane

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Dieu vous garde colonel Steve Austin

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Seit ich 16 bin sage ich frostig

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Ich sage Löffel Nigga

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Wir haben Zwerge gefickt

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Dieser Zwerg muss nicht groß sein

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um jemandem ins Gesicht zu schießen

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Nigga zurück Was geht ab Hey

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Willkommen bei Smart Tech

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Ist das dein Mann Kann ich helfen

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Wir schlagen dich beide zu Brei

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Wie können wir helfen Sir Nigga was

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Er braucht keine Hilfe Er ist schon bedient

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Ich kümmere mich um ihn Er ist langsam kapiert es aber

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Er dachte er kann hier die Regeln festlegen

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Jetzt sieht er dass Jay bei Smart Tech das Sagen hat

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dass ich hier regiere und jetzt ist er kurz davor abzuhauen

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Ist das dein Mann

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Ja das ist mein Mann Wir stehen für Smart Tech

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Du hast gerade verschissen

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Ihr kriegt beide eins drauf wenn ich zurückkomme

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Ihr beiden Nigga

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Was habe ich gemacht Ist scheißegal

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Nach vorne sehen Willis Mach das nicht bitte

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Jay was ist denn los

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Go get them tiger

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This shit just got rigged

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What are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you what

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You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th

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You ever heard of Rolling 20s nigger

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Since I was 16 nigger I'm saying frosty

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You know what I'm saying spoon nigger

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We fucked dwarfs in the ass

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Nigger this dwarf here don't got to be tall

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to pull the trigger off in somebody face

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Come on nigger back up What's up Hey

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Welcome to Smart Tech

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Is this your boy What can I help you with

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Yeah nigger we will both mash you

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How can we help you sir Nigger what

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No he don't need no help He's already been served

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I served him He's taken care of He's a little slow but he got it

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See what he thought was he can come up in here and make the rules

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But now he see that Jay make the moves at Smart Tech

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that I run this bitch and now he bought the bounce

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This your boy

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Yeah that's my boy We represent Smart Tech

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You just got fucked up with him

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Both y'all niggers going get clapped up when I get back

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Both of you all niggers

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What did I do It don't fucking matter

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Aku tak ingin makan bunga lotus lagi jadi tolong tinggalkan aku

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Ada masalah Tn Jackson

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Tidak Terima kasih

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Percy Jackson sadar

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Permisi Annabeth Annabeth

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Apa yang kau lakukan dengan itu Jangan makan

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Apa Kita harus pergi Sekarang

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Apa maksudmu Kita sedang bersenang senang

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Tidak tidak kita tidak bersenang senang Grover Grover Bangun

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Grover Ayo kita harus pergi

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Apa Perce ini waktunya tak tepat oke

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Teman kami akan ke kapel Kami akan menikah

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Romantisnya Tidak tidak tidak

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Hei siapa tadi yang ku lamar

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Bangun Kau ini bising sekali

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Percy ada apa denganmu Kenapa kau lakukan ini

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Kalian berdua harus sadar sekarang

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Lihat aku Kalian sedang tak sadar sekarang Kita terjebak

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Dengar Jika kau makan bunga itu Kau takkan pernah bisa pergi dari sini Oke

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Аквамэн

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Вот

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В одежде

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Мы отправим тебя

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на ферму

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Там свобода ты сможешь резвиться с другими Аквамэнами

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Играть в акваполях и лугах

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Удачи вам полковник Стив Остин

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Не хотите уезжать да Ну ладно оставайтесь

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Стив Остин остаётся

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Привет Кэл Дэвид

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Esto no es justo

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Qué harás perra Te diré algo

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Conoces a Luca Perry de la 20 y la 25

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Tú oíste de los 20 Arrolladores negro

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Desde los 16 que digo escarchado

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Me entiendes Cuchara negro

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Cogíamos enanos por el culo

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Este enano no necesita ser alto

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para dispararle a alguien en la cara

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Negro retrocede Qué pasa Oye

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Bienvenido a Smart Tech

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Es amigo tuyo Puedo ayudarlo

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Sí negro ambos te aplastaremos

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En qué puedo ayudarlo Negro qué

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No no necesita ayuda Ya fue atendido

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Yo lo atendí Me ocupé de él Es algo lento pero ya está

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El creyó que podía venir aquí y dictar las reglas

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Pero ahora ve que Jay es el que manda en Smart Tech

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que yo dirijo esto y ahora ya entendió

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Es amigo tuyo

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Sí es mi amigo Representamos a Smart Tech

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Acabas de joderte con él

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Los dos recibirán una paliza cuando vuelva

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Los dos negros

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Y yo qué hice Qué mierda importa

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Sí apunta alto Willis Por favor no hagas esto

Available in 8 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

2,395

Timestamp in Movie

01:30:14

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Smart Tech Customer

Jay

Andy Stitzer

Andy