Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that. Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.'
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Boy at Health Clinic:
Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic:
Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?
Andy Stitzer:
You know what? I'm a virgin too.
Dad at Health Clinic:
We're virgins too.
[laughing]

Boy at Health Clinic:
Yeah.
[high five's dad]

Andy Stitzer:
No, you know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.
Dad at Health Clinic:
You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Transcript:
it feels like a bag of sand
when you're touching it.
Bag of sand?
You know what I mean.
Why don't we just play?
Why don't you just
deal the cards?
What are you
talking about?
Have you ever felt
a breast before, man?
Yes.
Dude, are you gay?
No, I'm not gay.
I've been with
tons of women.
I touched a guy's balls
at Hebrew school once.
Dude, it's not a big deal.
You like to fuck guys.
I'm cool. I got friends
who fuck guys, in jail.
No, I'm not gay.
No, I've borked a lot of women
in my day.
You've "borked"?
Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:
Are you a virgin?
Are you a virgin?
Yeah, not since I was 10.
It all makes sense.
You're a virgin.
I am... Shut up.
How does that happen?
He's a fucking virgin.
I knew it. That makes
so much sense, man.
Look, he's a virgin.
You guys are hilarious.
All right, come on,
don't be mean.
I'm not being mean.
I'm trying to
help the partner out.
I'm trying to say
I wanna get you laid, dude.
I understand
what's going on.
You guys are so up your asses.

Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 19
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

Boy at Health Clinic - Nick Lashaway
Dad at Health Clinic - Cedric Yarbrough