You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go, "Blah blah blah...
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Andy Stitzer:
[drunk]
You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go, "Blah blah blah blah blah," and the other person go, "What are you talking about?" And then one person goes, "Blah blah blah blah blah."
Cal:
How much have you had to drink, man?
Andy Stitzer:
Oh, how much have I had to drink? Hey, how many pots have you smoken?
Cal:
What are you talking about?
Andy Stitzer:
Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Let me ask you that. You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you? Who the fuck you, man? I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.
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You know the thing about relationships is that they
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make one person go
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gibbering
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And the other person go What are you talking about
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And then one person goes
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gibbering
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How much have you had to drink man
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How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken
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What are you talking about
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How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life
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Let me ask you that
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You know what you don't have an answer for that do you
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Fuck you man I'm sorry
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No you're such a good guy and I appreciate you
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 232
Timestamp in movie: 01h 50m 13s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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00:12 Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonight
00:14 So have you ever worked with electronics before
00:18 What are you doing
00:15 Hey Andy don't let him bother you It's okay not to...
00:36 Can I help you
00:04 You're putting the pussy on a pedestal
00:25 You ain't my bitch
00:37 Cal So you're gay now
00:05 You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...
00:06 Do you know how I know you're gay How
00:16 You know when you like you grab a woman's breast and...
00:08 Go fuck a goat Yeah
00:28 It's about love It's about people
00:36 I gotta tell you something I'm really excited about it
00:05 David I like your sweater Does that come in a V neck
00:08 Because her hands were as big as Andr the Giant's
00:07 Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TV
00:17 Now there are ways of having sex without intercourse
00:43 I could do that Wait last thing
00:37 What are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you what