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What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Then you punch her in the fucking head

Andy Stitzer:
What if she laughs at me?Cal:Then you punch her in the fucking head

Full Transcript

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What if she laughs at me though
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Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
811
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:24
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Steve Carell
Andy Stitzer
Steve Carell
Seth Rogen
Cal
Seth Rogen
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man I'm going to'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liarand the message was Don't lieAnd that was a smart movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man...
Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins tooThat's funny I didn't even know you girls talked like thatI think my first time might be your best time tooWell I knew it You know whatI knew that you'd react that way and I knew thatyou would - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...
Hey, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:31
Hey, Andy.
Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonightYes sirYeah and you better get on me tooWhat is wrong with this womanMercy mercy mercy - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonightYes sirYeah and...
That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like Jack PalanceWell she's no Jack PalanceNo If Jack Palance looked like that ladyI would want to fuck Jack Palance right now - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like...
Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your birthday - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your...
This is the bullshit of all bullshitsYou scumbag Ass kisser - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
This is the bullshit of all bullshitsYou scumbag Ass kisser
I'm very discreetBut I'll haunt your dreams - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
I'm very discreetBut I'll haunt your dreams
So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I have electronics in my homePerfect That's the job pretty much You're very well qualified - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I...
I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that extended warranty on itfor the price of on the houseThat I can't doHey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me outHold up I ain't nobody's niggerI mean you somebody's nigger wearing this - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:41
I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that...
Today's forecast Dark and cloudy and chance of drive by - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Today's forecast Dark and cloudy and chance of drive by
This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you whatYou know Luca Perry from 20th and 25thYou ever heard of Rolling 20s niggerSince I was 16 nigger I'm saying frostyYou know what I'm saying spoon niggerWe fucked dwarfs in the assNigger - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:59
This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch...
Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You can't tell - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You...
Do you know how I know you guys are gayYou're holding each other ever so gently - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Do you know how I know you guys are gayYou're holding...
Bravo. At least he can cook, Mom.? playing) I love... Spiderman. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Bravo. At least he can cook, Mom.? playing) I love......
I'm all right. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:59
I'm all right.
Aquaman. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
Aquaman.
Godspeed, Col. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
Godspeed, Col.
Rich men get off work then buy stereoRight Not after fucking brunch - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Rich men get off work then buy stereoRight Not after fucking...