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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

Mooj:
Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

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When your son is born is he already in parole
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,561
Timestamp in Movie
01:49:49
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Gerry Bednob
Mooj
Gerry Bednob
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I...
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one person goAnd the other person go What are you talking aboutAnd then one person goesHow much have you had to drink manHow much have I had to drink How many pots have you smokenWhat are you talking - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one...
How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken
I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this whorewho stomped all over my heart - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this...
Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike...
We could do it in theButt if you want toBut if I want to whatButt But what What - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
We could do it in theButt if you want toBut if I want to...
You know where to shave meYeah Because I want to shave you - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
You know where to shave meYeah Because I want to shave you
Wow. Okay, well, that was fast. Okay. Wow! Holy shit! Wow. This is just the right thing to happen. Y - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:26
Wow. Okay, well, that was fast. Okay. Wow! Holy shit! Wow....
I just want to please you. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
I just want to please you.
It's so hot in here. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
It's so hot in here.
I wanna introduce you to my friendYour friend is so shiny - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
I wanna introduce you to my friendYour friend is so shiny
Your friend is so shiny. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Your friend is so shiny.
Where's you friend going? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
Where's you friend going?
Wow this is graphic - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Wow this is graphic
I can't do it. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:55
I can't do it.
That woman scares the shit out of me - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
That woman scares the shit out of me
Hey. Cal. Go around! Come on, just go around me! - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
Hey. Cal. Go around! Come on, just go around me!
And what do you do with this vagina - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
And what do you do with this vagina
This your date drug Your roofieIt's a MentosThey're The Freshmaker - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
This your date drug Your roofieIt's a...
Trish. No! No. Trish, stop. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Trish. No! No. Trish, stop.