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Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Why you always telling me to go fuck a goat?

Jay:
Why you always telling me to go fuck a goat?

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Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
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Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,592
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:01
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Romany Malco
Jay
Romany Malco
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I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI...
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd...
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just celibateI think I mean that sounds gayI just want you to know that this is the first conversationof three conversations that leads to you being gayThere's this and then in a year it's like You knowI'm kind of going - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:43
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just...
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...
Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the movie Maid in ManhattanYou know how I know you're gay HowI saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread onceYou know how I know you're gay HowYou have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:29
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the...
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag dudeShe's picking you up from here YeahThat's fucked up manWhy WhySeriously I mean look at this place manYou gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you knowWhat is she going to think when she comes in here - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:11
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag...
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you just move in or something? No. Actually I - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:25
Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you...
I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet underneathThat's never the case - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet...
That was so good. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
That was so good.
You really like kissing, don't you? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:54
You really like kissing, don't you?
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns
I got them. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
I got them.
Do you mind if I use your magnum? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Do you mind if I use your magnum?
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you? It's Andy. Hi, I'm Andy. God! What are you doing? M - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:28
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you?...
Dude teach me - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Dude teach me
You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special friendwho you fuck - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special...
When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was 14 I had this body you're looking atCan you imagine that I don't want to no - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was...
Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah. Yeah, I better go back to work. Yeah. S - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah....