Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda? Jay: Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party. Mooj: You know what? We are not coming to your
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Haziz:
So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Are we Al Qaeda?
Jay:
Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party.
Mooj:
You know what? We are not coming to your fucking party okay? Fuck you! Go fuck a goat!
Jay:
It's not that kind of party dawg
Mooj:
Fuck you! Go fuck a goat
Jay:
Hey why you always telling me to go fuck a goat man?
Mooj:
[Yelling as he walks away]
Fuck a goat!

Transcript:
For like an hour or two
a night, when I'm not
playing Halo.
Why did you invite this guy?
He's a fucking ringer, man.
This is hog shit.
You, you're a fucking asshole
to tell me to come here.
You tell me he was a nice guy,
didn't you?
Well, fuck you people,
and fuck you, you and you...
fuck and kiss my big brown
fucking ass, okay?
(Jay)
I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
Peace.
All right, man.
(Mooj)
Fuck a goat.
[All laughing]
Good night.
I love that guy.
Dude, you totally...
Oh, shit, I gotta go. Damn.
About to go see Ellen
in a little bit.
Going now?
Late-night action, huh?
Dude, you know
how it goes.
Does your girlfriend know
about all these
late-night visits?
It's like an unspoken
agreement. Yeah.
It's like a completely
and utterly unspoken
agreement.
If you knew her, if you knew
who I was dealing with...
you wouldn't be
saying this shit.
There's nothing you can't do
with this woman...
straight up and down.
I've done
every single thing...
I could possibly create.
I've literally lubed up...
and made love to the arches
of her feet. All right.
Wow!
(Jay)
Yeah.
Foot fuck!
That's sick, man.
Wow.
That is not sick.
I will give you sick.
Oh, shit.
I was sleeping with a woman
recently, she had the...
Her tits were unbelievable.
Oh, man, I love titties.

Clip duration: 62 seconds
Views: 20
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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