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You fucker!

The 40 Year Old Virgin

You fucker! I'm sorry.That's just your job. You want me to stop now?No. It's okay. Let's...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

You fucker! I'm sorry.That's just your job. You want me to stop now?No. It's okay. Let's do another one. That one little patchlooks sexy though. Does it look good?Yeah, it looks really good. It looks man-tastic. Okay. Wow! I didn't expect that atall. I really didn't expect that. You got it. The first oneis the only one that hurts. Yeah.Those hairs are pretty deep. Okay. You ready?Yup

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You fucker

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I'm sorry That's just your job

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You want me to stop now No It's okay

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Let's do another one

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That one little patch looks sexy though

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Does it look good Yeah it looks really good

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It looks man tastic

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Okay

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Wow I didn't expect that at all I really didn't expect that

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You got it The first one is the only one that hurts

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Yeah Those hairs are pretty deep

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Okay

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You ready Yup

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إسمع ما كان عليك الإصغاء لـ ديف و جاي فهمت

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هؤلاء الأشخاص مجانين عليك أن تصغي لي حسنا

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أنظر هناك فتاة مثيرة تعمل هناك

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هاهي هناك في المكتبة عليك أن تطلب منها الخروج معك يا رجل

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هنا خطب ما في ملابسها الداخلية

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أجل إنهم ليسوا في فمي

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أتعلم أنا تقريبا

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أعجبت بالمرأة التي في متجر إيه بي

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هذا عظيم لكن

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لن تكون مع أي أحد

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مالم تلعب على الإحتمالات يا رجل

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تحتاج لزراعة الكثير من البذور

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الأمر هكذا حينما كنت أزرع الماريجونا إكتشفت

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أنه كلما زرعت بذورا أكثر شكرا لك

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كلما إستطعت تدخين ماريجونا أكثر

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Non Kelly Clarkson

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Avez vous fini ou

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C'est affreux Oh Merde

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C'est vraiment affreux

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Je vous déteste

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Arrêtez de sourire espèce de conne

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Sale poule mouillée

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Oh Mon Dieu Et maintenant

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Vous faites le mamelon Pas le mamelon

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Voyons Pas le mamelon

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Je t'en prie Cal prends ma main

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Tu plaisantes Attrape cette maudite main

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Fais le Tiens la C'est parti

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Prêt

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Na los halt sie Ok es geht los

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Fertig

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Nein Ja

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Eins zwei drei

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Nippelfick

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Mika schmor in der Hölle

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Ok Also gut Ganz ehrlich ich glaub das war es

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Ich glaub wir sind fertig Ich denke das genügt

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Wisst ihr was Jungs

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das hier sieht einfach nicht gut bei mir aus

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Du siehst aus wie 'n Halloween Kürbis

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Ich danke Ihnen vielmals Danke Danke

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Please Cal hold my hand

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You kidding me man Hold my goddamn hand man

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Do it Just hold Okay here we go

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Exhaling

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woman Ready

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No Yup

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One two three

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Screaming Nipple fuck

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Mika you should burn in hell

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Okay all right No seriously I think I'm done

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I think we're done I think that's good

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Panting

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You know what guys

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this is not a good look for me

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You look like a man o' lantern

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Thank you very much Appreciate it Thank you

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Percy Jangan mendengarnya Percy

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Ibuku sudah meninggal

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Tidak Ibumu masih hidup

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Aku mengutus Minotaur untuk menculiknya

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Dia ada bersamaku di Neraka

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Ibu

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Percy

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Я тебя ненавижу

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Перестань улыбаться дура

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Вы как баба

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Что дальше

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О нет Она за сосок принялась До соска ещё далеко

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Это ещё не сосок Не сосок

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Кэл прошу подержи меня за руку

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Не понял Возьми меня за руку чёрт возьми

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Возьми И держи Вот так Ладно поехали

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Готовы

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Нет Да Да

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Раз два три

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Сосок мать твою

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Чтоб ты в аду сгорела гадина

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Так всё думаю на сегодня хватит

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Cabrona

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Perdón Es sólo tu trabajo

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Quieres que me detenga No está bien

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Hagamos otro

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Aunque ese rectángulo se ve sexy

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Se ve bien Sí se ve muy bien

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Se ve fenomemacho

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De acuerdo

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Vaya No esperaba eso para nada No lo esperaba

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Así es El primero es el único que duele

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Sí Esos pelos son muy profundos

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De acuerdo

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Listo Sí

Available in 8 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

80

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:02

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.