David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like the movie
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David:
You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal:
How?
David:
You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal:
You know how I know you're gay?
David:
How?
Cal:
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
David:
You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal:
How?
David:
You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".
Cal:
That's gay?
David:
[loses his second "Mortal Kombat" match]
Goddamn it!
Cal:
I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off. And now I'm throwing it at your body.
[David's character explodes]

Cal:
[shouts]
Fuck you!
David:
Aww...

Transcript:
There's this
and then in a year
it's like, "You know...
"I'm kind of going to wanna
get back out there,
but I think I like guys. "
And then there's the big,
"I'm a gay guy now. "
You're gay for saying that.
I'm gay for saying that?
You know how I know
you're gay?
How? How do you know I'm gay?
'Cause you macraméd yourself
a pair of jean shorts.
You know how I know
you're gay?
You just told me
you're not sleeping
with women anymore.
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?
'Cause you're gay
and you can tell
who other gay people are?
Do you know how I know
you're gay?
How?
You like Coldplay.
You're dead.
[Both groaning]
Come on.
Leave my torso alone
at least.
I also wanted to call...
and see what night
you might want to go out.
I'm actually free tonight.
Okay. Now, I was thinking
maybe this weekend,
but that's good. Okay.
(Trish)
Great.
Okay, what time
do you want to pick me up?
Let's see.
That's actually
kind of a problem
because I ride a bike.
That's cool.
Are you kidding me?
I love getting on the back
of a motorcycle.
My boyfriend in college
drove a motorcycle.
So, I mean, I'm cool.
Yeah, I bet that was cool.
I ride a bicycle.
You know how I know
that you're gay?
How?
You like the movie
Maid in Manhattan.
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?
I saw you make a spinach dip
in a loaf of
sourdough bread once.

Clip duration: 81 seconds
Views: 17
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd