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You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one person goAnd the other person go What are you talking aboutAnd then one person goesHow much have you had to drink manHow much have I had to

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Let me ask you that. You...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Andy Stitzer:
You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go, "Blah blah blah blah blah," and the other person go, "What are you talking about?" And then one person goes, "Blah blah blah blah blah."Cal:How much have you had to drink, man?Andy Stitzer:Oh, how much have I had to drink? Hey, how many pots have you smoken?Cal:What are you talking about?Andy Stitzer:Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Let me ask you that. You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you? Who the fuck you, man? I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you

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You know the thing about relationships is that they

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make one person go

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And the other person go What are you talking about

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And then one person goes

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How much have you had to drink man

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How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken

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What are you talking about

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How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life

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Let me ask you that

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You know what you don't have an answer for that do you

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Fuck you man I'm sorry

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No you're such a good guy and I appreciate you

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أتعلم أعتقد بأنك ستتمكن من جني ما يقارب

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ربما 100 000 دولار

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حقا أجل بإمكانك أن تفتح متجرك الخاص

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يا عزيزي

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هذا الكثير من المال أجل أعلم هذا

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هذا عظيم ما كنت لأفعل هذا من دونك

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شكرا

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و ذلك ليس الخبر الجيد الوحيد ماذا

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أتعلم ماهي الليلة برنامج الناجي يعرض

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لا أنا أعرف

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هل هو برنامج المستثمر

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لا

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ماذا

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Oui C'est ça Ah bon Oui

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C'était toute une aventure

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Tu es un vrai déviant

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Oui je suis un déviant

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C'est pour ça que j'ai fait ça parce que ça fait

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Tu aimes te raser c'est ça

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Rasons nous Je ne vois pas quoi raser sur toi

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Tu sais bien où me raser

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Oui Parce que ça me tente de te raser

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Je veux te raser la tête

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Je veux te tondre la tête

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Allons dans la baignoire

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Gut gespielt Sir

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Ok Danke

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Kein Problem Mann Schnapp sie dir

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Mooj du hast doch meinen Sohn gesehen

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Du weißt dass er große Füße kriegt

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Das Baby sieht wie 'n Pakistani aus Guck mich nicht so an ok

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Das würde mich nicht stören Gute Gene Wie alt bist du 138

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Wenn dein Sohn geboren wird hat er dann eigentlich sofort Bewährung

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Ich will jetzt 'ne Muschi

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Okay I'll stop flicking your balls

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But I'll start punching your nuts

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Oh

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Okay

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Well played sir

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Okay Thank you

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No problem man Go get 'em

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Mooj you done see my son

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you know his foot gonna be bigger than this

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If that baby looks Pakistani don't fucking look at me okay

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I wouldn't mind You got good genes How old are you What 138

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When your son is born is he already in parole

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Да я маньяк

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Поэтому так и выбрил стильно смотрится

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Любишь бриться да

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Давай друг друга побреем Сомневаюсь что у тебя есть волосы

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Ты знаешь где меня побрить

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Да Потому что я хочу побрить тебя

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А я бы побрил тебе голову

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Или подстриг машинкой

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Пошли в ванную

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В ванную

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Да Мы ведь с тобой очень очень грязные

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Пожалуй пора помыться Я и вправду как то грязноват

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El problema de las relaciones es que

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le hacen a una persona decir

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Y la otra persona dice De qué hablas

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Y entonces la primera persona dice

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Cuánto bebiste viejo

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Cuánto bebí Cuántos porros te fumaste tú

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De qué hablas

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Cuántas veces fuiste al baño en tu vida

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Déjame preguntarte eso

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Sabes qué No tienes una respuesta para eso o sí

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Vete al diablo viejo Lo siento

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No eres un muy buen tipo y te aprecio

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Qué tal viejo No sabía que habías llegado

Available in 8 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

1,431

Timestamp in Movie

01:50:13

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Andy Stitzer

Cal