Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women. Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an
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Cal:
The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
Andy Stitzer:
You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I *am* the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!"

Transcript:
Okay? The problem
most men have is...
they don't know
how to talk to women.
You know what my problem is?
I am not interesting.
What am I supposed to say?
"I went to magic camp?"
"I'm an accomplished
ventriloquist?"
"I am a seventh-degree
imperial yo-yo master. "
[Exclaims]
Do me, yo-yo master.
I want you to do me,
'cause you're the yo-yo guy.
Are you done? Listen.
The problem
most men have is...
they just plain straight up
have no clue
how to talk to women.
Just ask a question, okay?
That's it.
Because women do not care
about what you have to say...
at all anyway, you know.
And all they want to do
is talk about themselves.
So you're just gonna
let them do that.
Okay? So remember.
Questions, be cool,
and be kind of a dick.
Here, be David Caruso
in Jade.
Okay. I know exactly
what you're talking about.
You do. That's good.
(Cal)
There she is.
Go plant that seed, man.
Plant it with your finger.

Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 24
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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