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You really like kissing, don't you?

The 40 Year Old Virgin

You really like kissing, don't you? Yes. I really do. Take off your pants,okay? Okay.Okay....

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

You really like kissing, don't you? Yes. I really do. Take off your pants,okay? Okay.Okay. Wow, this is reallygonna happen. Oh, yeah. Thank God. Okay, I'm taking off my pants. Yeah. Do you need some help? I think I almost got them.It's hooked on my ankle. Wow, that's... Hey, wait.Do you have protection? I don't like guns. That's funny. I have condomsright here. Okay? Okay.There's, you know... Check the expiration date becausethey were from when I was married. And we didn't have sex that often.That's why there are so many, okay? Okay

Full Transcript

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You really like kissing don't you Yes

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I really do

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Take off your pants okay

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Okay Okay

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Wow this is really gonna happen Oh yeah

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Thank God

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Okay I'm taking off my pants Yeah

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Do you need some help

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I think I almost got them It's hooked on my ankle

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Wow that's

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Hey wait Do you have protection

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I don't like guns

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That's funny

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I have condoms right here Okay

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Okay There's you know

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Check the expiration date because they were from when I was married

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And we didn't have sex that often That's why there are so many okay

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Okay

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حسنا سنأخذ كل ماهو محرج

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و نأخذها من هنا

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لذا لن تبدو و كأنك تعيش في مزرعة هولندية

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مرحبا مرحبا كيف حالك

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بخير

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لذا أتريدين أن نخرج الآن

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هل إنتقلت للتو أم ماذا

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لا في الواقع سأحظر سجادة جديدة

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سأضع السجادة غدا لذا

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في الحقيقة أتعلم أجل

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حسنا تبدو جميلة بهذه الأرضية

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أجل حسنا

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عليك نزع هذا الخشب

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و أرى إن كانت هناك سجادة تحته

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تلك ليست القضية

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سيكون هذا ممتعا أجل

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أتعلم أمر من هذا المكان كل يوم

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و لم يسبق لي التواجد هنا من قبل

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مسرور لقدومك

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أتعلم لم يسبق لي أن خرجت مع شخص لطيف مثلك

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أعتقد بأني تفاديت الأشخاص الطيبين مثلك طوال حياتي

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D'accord Désolé J'ai dû manquer cette partie

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Si vous n'en avez pas pris vous ne téléphonez pas

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C'est ça Désolé

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Il n'y a donc rien que vous puissiez faire

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Je ne veux pas Je n'y peux rien

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Je suis à Bombay en Inde

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Oui Pas vous en tant que tel Mais je ne

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Je ne veux plus avoir d'érection

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Vous pourriez faire l'amour Oui

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C'est une des choses qu'on peut faire quand on a une érection

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Oui ce n'est pas possible Je ne fais pas l'amour

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Vous pouvez vous masturber alors

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Je préfère ne pas me masturber

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Pour vous débarrasser de votre érection grattez une allumette

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éteignez la flamme et posez l'allumette sur votre poignet

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Ça concentrera votre attention ailleurs

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et vous perdrez votre érection Vraiment

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Donnez des petits coups à un de vos testicules

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Faites le au point d'avoir mal

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et votre érection disparaîtra D'accord

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Ça paraît incommodant et ça l'est

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C'est ce qu'on fait en Inde

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Wir hatten nicht so oft Sex deshalb sind das so viele ok

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Ok

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Ich hab sie

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Wie funktioniert das

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Ok Über die Spitze streifen und langsam nach unten rollen

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Auch über die Eier

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Das steht da nicht

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Hast du was dagegen wenn ich Magnum nehme

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Nur zu

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Wow Das gibt es ja nich

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Ich bin Aquaman

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Was ist das denn

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I have condoms right here Okay

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Okay There's you know

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Check the expiration date because they were from when I was married

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And we didn't have sex that often That's why there are so many okay

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Okay

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I got them

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How does this go

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Okay Roll over the tip and down onto the base

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Over the balls

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It doesn't say

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Do you mind if I use your magnum

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Yeah

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Wow You got to be kidding

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I am Aquaman

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What is that

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Saat aku siuman Sally sudah pergi Dia diculik oleh Percy

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dia takkan pernah pergi Diam Gabe

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Bagus Sekarang aku buronan

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Lihat Itu yang ku bicarakan Gabe selalu membuka mulutnya

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Dia marah karena aku menghajarnya dengan menggunakan tongkatku

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Teman teman

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aku tak bisa kencing dengan dia menatapku

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Maaf Aku bodoh Harusnya ku tutup tirai itu

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Ayo Kita segera pergi sebelum Pihak keamanan datang kemari

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Я в Бомбее в Индии ''

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Понятно Нет не вы лично Просто мне не хочется

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Мне не хочется чтобы эрекция повторилась

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''Ну знаете можно заняться сексом ''

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Хорошо Да

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''Люди с эрекцией только этим и занимаются ''

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Да но это не выход Я не занимаюсь сексом

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''Ну тогда займитесь онанизмом ''

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Я бы предпочёл этого не делать

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''Если хотите прекратить эрекцию можете зажечь спичку

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задуть пламя и прижать её к запястью

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Ваш мозг сконцентрируется на другом

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и эрекция пройдёт '' Правда Это поможет

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''Ударьте пальцем по яичку Повторяйте пока не станет больно

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и эрекция пройдёт ''

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Хорошо я понял

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''Это довольно неприятно

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Но такой приём мы используем в Индии ''

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Ладно очень хорошие советы Премного вам благодарен

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''Спасибо за звонок

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Хотя нет нам совершенно не понятна цель вашего звонка ''

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Нет не в этот раз Кажется вы мне больше не нужны Спасибо

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Te gusta mucho besar no Sí

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Mucho

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Quítate los pantalones sí

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De acuerdo De acuerdo

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Vaya sucederá de verdad Sí

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Gracias a Dios

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Me quitaré los pantalones Sí

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Necesitas ayuda

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Ya casi me los quité Están trabados en el tobillo

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Vaya eso es

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Espera Tienes protección

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No me gustan las armas

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Qué gracioso

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Tengo condones aquí De acuerdo

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De acuerdo Hay ya sabes

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Lee la fecha de vencimiento son de cuando estaba casada

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No teníamos relaciones a menudo Por eso hay tantos

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Está bien

Available in 8 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

232

Timestamp in Movie

01:12:54

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.