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The 40 Year Old Virgin

You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant

Cal:
You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then You've gotta fuck the plant

Full Transcript

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You wait for it to grow into a plant
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and then you fuck the plant
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
4,583
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:38
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Seth Rogen
Cal
Seth Rogen
Okay. This is easy. All right. Hello, Trish. How you doing? What's going on? Good joke. This is a fu - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
Okay. This is easy. All right. Hello, Trish. How you doing?...
Hello. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? I'm well. Who is this? This is James. Jam es. Do I know yo - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:44
Hello. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? I'm well. Who...
Hey, man. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
Hey, man.
And it wasShe's adorableFucking bitch - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
And it wasShe's adorableFucking bitch
She's adorableFucking bitch - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
She's adorableFucking bitch
But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartmentThere's some really great stuff in hereReally great movies in here manHey did you ever see School of RockYeah Well this isIt's called School ofYou knowThat's nice But it stars Jack Black CockThat - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:22
But I just don't want a big box of porn in my...
Dude here it isBoner Jams '03 It's a mixed tape I madeAll these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003 - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
Dude here it isBoner Jams '03 It's a mixed tape I...
I don't want this stuff okay Because I don't do that that muchWhat masturbate YeahDude I've jacked it twice since I've been hereAre you kidding me Why not It's not a hobby of mineWell then that's the only hobby you don't have - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:18
I don't want this stuff okay Because I don't do...
Take your porn with you I'm not taking itTake your box o pornIt's my gift to you No I don't want itDavid it's notAndy for the last timeI don't want your giant box of pornographyNo no no Come on manSo uncoolUncoolUncool is trying to give an honest man a - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:24
Take your porn with you I'm not taking itTake your box...
No no no Come on man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
No no no Come on man
It's nothing official. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
It's nothing official.
Hi, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:47
Hi, Andy.
I heard Dave gave you the box of porn. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
I heard Dave gave you the box of porn.
He thinks you're a pothead I am - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
He thinks you're a pothead I am
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my armsPlease don't reminisce about the times we fucked pleaseIt's so creepy Let's go to ParisI want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to youCut it out Cut what outThis go to Paris - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:27
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my...
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause you're giving him hope and it's driving the man crazyI moved I changed my e mail address my phone numberHe's practically stalking meWell I didn't know all that So I'm sorry - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause...
You suppose he's had enough? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
You suppose he's had enough?
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin PMsand you see if you could whack off before you fall asleepYou always win is the best part about the game - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin...
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy girlfriend Jill found your speed dating cardYeah rightGod I've been looking for that speed dating cardThank you so much for bringing it to meSo you actually wrote that one girl looked likeshe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:34
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy...
Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho