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You wanna drive?

The 40 Year Old Virgin

You wanna drive? I don't have a carwith me here, so... That's cool, I'll just suck it up....

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

You wanna drive? I don't have a carwith me here, so... That's cool, I'll just suck it up. I'm driving. Are you drunk? No, I didn't have anythingto drink. Blow into this?Okay

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You wanna drive

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I don't have a car with me here so

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That's cool I'll just suck it up

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I'm driving

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Are you drunk

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No I didn't have anything to drink

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Blow into this Okay

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أشربتي عصير كوكتيل الدايكواري أجل

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إعتقدت بأنك فعلت

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لقد كانت ليلية سيئة للغاية

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أجل إضحك

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أتعرفون يا رفاق ماكنتم لتضحكون الآن

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إن تقيئت فتاتة سندويتش محار في فمعك

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أتعرف ماذا أنت محق أنا مخطئ

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J'ai répondu C'est toi la pute espèce de pute

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Tu vois Oui

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Rappelle moi ton nom

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Andy Andy

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Permets moi de te dire un truc Ne change jamais ton nom pour Dan

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Dan rime avec âne et les ânes sont imbéciles

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Lui aussi était imbécile

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Tu vois ce que je veux dire Attention

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You're not gonna get in my pants acting like that

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I'm starving

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Let's get some fucking French toast

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Tires screeching

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Okay here we are Oh God we made it

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Home sweet home

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Дэн рифмуется с ''член'' а это значит мудак

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Он был настоящий мудак

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понимаешь меня Ой Осторожнее

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Ты мне очень нравишься

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Ты не знаешь где тут

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Кажется я съела несвежий сэндвич с моллюсками

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Quieres conducir

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No traje auto así que

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Los autos son horribles

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Yo conduzco

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Estás borracho

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No no tomé nada

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Quieres soplar De acuerdo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

142

Timestamp in Movie

00:28:37

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.