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The A Team

So, Satan walks into this bar

Crematorium Attendant:
You... are not permitted... in my...Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith:So, Satan walks into this bar

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You are not permitted
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in my dojo
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So Satan walks into this bar
Available in 7 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
1,368
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:26
Uploaded
Mar 02, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, thriller
Production
Phoenix Film Partners,Dune Entertainment,Stephen J. Cannell Productions,Top Cow Productions,Scott Free Productions,Big Screen Productions,20th Century Fox,Ingenious Media

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Movie Summary

A group of Iraq War veterans look to clear their name with the U.S. Military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime for which they were framed.

Actors

C. Ernst Harth
Crematorium Attendant
C. Ernst Harth
So, Satan walks into this bar... - The A Team 00:30
So, Satan walks into this bar...
Captain HeyYou left something on the bedCould have hid those Why would l want to do thatI'll see you at 8 00 - The A Team 00:14
Captain HeyYou left something on the bedCould have hid those...
- Could have hid those. - The A Team 00:11
- Could have hid those.
Overlooking a sun deck. - The A Team 00:09
Overlooking a sun deck.
Listen, now l know this is good for the body, but how do you protect the face? - The A Team 00:39
Listen, now l know this is good for the body, but how do you...
Hey. Hey! Let me out! Hey, hey! Hey! l see him standing there, and l was like, "What?" And then it t - The A Team 00:53
Hey. Hey! Let me out! Hey, hey! Hey! l see him standing...
This gringo is not going to talk - The A Team 00:09
This gringo is not going to talk
L was a week away from my parole hearing. - The A Team 00:07
L was a week away from my parole hearing.
One of these things is not like the other. - The A Team 00:37
One of these things is not like the other.
L take it you didn't get religion insideNo l got revenge - The A Team 00:07
L take it you didn't get religion insideNo l got...
Emergency exit now. - The A Team 00:07
Emergency exit now.
Baracus, don't do it! - The A Team 00:11
Baracus, don't do it!
Sosa. Lieutenant, Peck's already gone. What? Baracus and Murdock are left. Handle it, Lieutenant. Ri - The A Team 00:24
Sosa. Lieutenant, Peck's already gone. What? Baracus...
How did you know that once that door was extracted - that it would take his weight? - The A Team 00:31
How did you know that once that door was extracted - that it...
Clear. He seems completely impervious to it. lt's impossible to develop a base reading. Have you inc - The A Team 00:27
Clear. He seems completely impervious to it. lt's...
He seems completely impervious to it lt's impossible to develop a base readingHave you increased the voltageEvery single session yesHealing feelings baby Andls that all you got Here we goClearYee haYeah l think l might have felt something there - The A Team 00:24
He seems completely impervious to it lt's impossible to...
Oh, no, l won't sleep. - The A Team 00:14
Oh, no, l won't sleep.
Boy, could l use two hours of not this. - The A Team 00:35
Boy, could l use two hours of not this.
Look, it's 3D, man! - The A Team 00:11
Look, it's 3D, man!
Okay, this is pointless. - The A Team 00:16
Okay, this is pointless.