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"The Absent Minded Professor" quotes

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A college professor invents an anti-gravity substance which a corrupt businessman wants for himself.

Director: Robert Stevenson
Writer: Bill Walsh, Samuel W. Taylor
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, sci-fi
Year: 1961
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 16 Mar 1961
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 1 win & 8 nominations total

18 video clips

Prof. Ned BrainardProf. Shelby AshtonOfficer HansonFirst RefereeFire ChiefAlonzo P. HawkBiff HawkMrs. ChatsworthBetsy CarlisleLenny
I'm an American - The Absent Minded Professor 00:17 I'm an American But it's after me - The Absent Minded Professor 01:36 But it's after me Corners beautifully doesn't it - The Absent Minded Professor 00:04 Corners beautifully doesn't it There's nothing that says - The Absent Minded Professor 00:07 There's nothing that says I'm a desperate man - The Absent Minded Professor 00:06 I'm a desperate man Mr Hawk - The Absent Minded Professor 00:15 Mr Hawk I told you we needed a new one - The Absent Minded Professor 00:20 I told you we needed a new one Well there goes the ball game - The Absent Minded Professor 00:34 Well there goes the ball game But remember this - The Absent Minded Professor 00:11 But remember this Eureka - The Absent Minded Professor 00:13 Eureka Biff Come here - The Absent Minded Professor 00:31 Biff Come here Oh if Biff Hawk were only playing tonight - The Absent Minded Professor 00:27 Oh if Biff Hawk were only playing tonight Well I think we've cleared the air on one point - The Absent Minded Professor 00:27 Well I think we've cleared the air on one point Well I guess we shook them up a little - The Absent Minded Professor 00:36 Well I guess we shook them up a little Gentlemen to see you Professor - The Absent Minded Professor 00:36 Gentlemen to see you Professor

Cast

Professor Ned Brainard - Fred MacMurray
Betsy Carlisle - Nancy Olson
Alonzo P. Hawk - Keenan Wynn
Biff Hawk - Tommy Kirk
President Rufus Daggett - Leon Ames
All Cast