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[Prof. Brainard has repeatedly slammed his Flubberized Model T down on Prof. Ashton's car roof while in motion, causing to go out of control and crash into a police car] Prof. Shelby Ashton:
[as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars]
Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me! Officer Hanson:
[his face and suit covered in hot coffee thanks to the crash]
I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of *boiling hot coffee*. Prof. Shelby Ashton:
But It's after me! Officer Hanson:
What's after you? Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know, some kind of a... thing! Officer Hanson:
A thing? Can you describe it? Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there! Officer Hanson:
Oh, that kind of a thing. [holds up a balloon] Officer Hanson:
Well, now, suppose you blow into this little thing, and we'll see if we can't find where it came from, okay? Prof. Shelby Ashton:
Well, do something! It's probably lurking out there in the dark right now, ready to spring! Go on!
[as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars]
Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me! Officer Hanson:
[his face and suit covered in hot coffee thanks to the crash]
I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of *boiling hot coffee*. Prof. Shelby Ashton:
But It's after me! Officer Hanson:
What's after you? Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know, some kind of a... thing! Officer Hanson:
A thing? Can you describe it? Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there! Officer Hanson:
Oh, that kind of a thing. [holds up a balloon] Officer Hanson:
Well, now, suppose you blow into this little thing, and we'll see if we can't find where it came from, okay? Prof. Shelby Ashton:
Well, do something! It's probably lurking out there in the dark right now, ready to spring! Go on!
Full Transcript
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Officer! Officer!
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Officer, help me!
It's after me! Help me!
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I do hope that you will
excuse my appearance.
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But I was just having a cup
of boiling-hot coffee.
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- But it's after me!
- What's after you?
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I don't know.
Some kind of a thing!
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A thing?
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Can you describe it?
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No, I didn't see it.
But it flies.
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And it made a noise.
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Like aaoooga! Aaooga!
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Then it banged down
on the top of my car.
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Voom! Voom!
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And when I looked,
there wasn't anything!
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Ohhhh.
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That kind of a thing.
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Suppose you blow
into this thing.
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We'll see if we can
find where it came from.
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Do something!
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It's probably lurking in the
dark, ready to spring!
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Go on!
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Don't worry.
We won't let it get you.
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Now, come on, blow, okay?
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This is outrageous!
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I happen to be Professor Ashton,
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head of the English department
at Rutland!
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And a very important
person there!
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In that case, this ought to be
easy for an English teacher.
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Can you say "Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers"?
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Have you gone mad?
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Or perhaps you'd prefer
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"Round the rugged rock
the ragged rascal ran."
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I'll say no such idiotic thing!
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We are not being very
cooperative, now, are we?
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Come on. Blow into this.
We'd appreciate it.
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I'll do no such thing!
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Blow.
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Blow!
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Movie Summary
A college professor invents an anti-gravity substance which a corrupt businessman wants for himself.
Actors
Prof. Shelby Ashton
Officer Hanson
