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The Absent Minded Professor

Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?

[the fire crew has arrived to rescue Alonzo Hawk, who is now bouncing out of control] Fire Chief:
[shouting through megaphone]
Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax. Alonzo P. Hawk:
Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?

Full Transcript

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Mr Hawk
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This is the fire chief speaking
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We'll have everything under control in just a moment
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Now Mr Hawk try to relax
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Relax How can I relax you fathead
Duration
15 seconds
Views
744
Timestamp in Movie
01:17:18
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2022
Genres
comedy, family, sci-fi
Production
Walt Disney Productions

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Movie Summary

A college professor invents an anti-gravity substance which a corrupt businessman wants for himself.

Actors

Ed Wynn
Fire Chief
Ed Wynn
Keenan Wynn
Alonzo P. Hawk
Keenan Wynn
I told you we needed a new one - The Absent Minded Professor 00:20
I told you we needed a new one
Biff, help me! Do something before they kill me. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:10
Biff, help me! Do something before they kill me.
They're all fresh hot doggies! - The Absent Minded Professor 00:10
They're all fresh hot doggies!
One, two... - The Absent Minded Professor 00:08
One, two...
Pop! Are you all right, Pop? - The Absent Minded Professor 00:09
Pop! Are you all right, Pop?
Ned! - The Absent Minded Professor 00:13
Ned!
Corners beautifully doesn't it - The Absent Minded Professor 00:04
Corners beautifully doesn't it
To think I always thought of you as a nice, easygoing college professor. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:29
To think I always thought of you as a nice, easygoing colleg...
Well, looky there. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:08
Well, looky there.
- Well, they've been asking for it. - Asking for what? - The Absent Minded Professor 00:10
- Well, they've been asking for it. - Asking for what?
Sir, I have an unknown approaching Washington prohibited zone. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:21
Sir, I have an unknown approaching Washington prohibited zon...
Attention. Attention. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:16
Attention. Attention.
It's so lovely and peaceful up here, - The Absent Minded Professor 00:09
It's so lovely and peaceful up here,
- Did you see what I saw? - I hope not. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:13
- Did you see what I saw? - I hope not.
- Looks like they've gone. - Good. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:24
- Looks like they've gone. - Good.
How lovely it is. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:10
How lovely it is.
Look at all those people down there. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:15
Look at all those people down there.
Kind of hits you between the eyes, doesn't it? - The Absent Minded Professor 00:17
Kind of hits you between the eyes, doesn't it?
Betsy, I think there's a touring map in the side pocket. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:20
Betsy, I think there's a touring map in the side pocket...
I'm an American - The Absent Minded Professor 00:17
I'm an American