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Oh if Biff Hawk were only playing tonight
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The Absent Minded Professor

I really don't care to discuss it

[at the basketball game] Betsy Carlisle:
Oh, if Biff Hawk were only playing tonight. Prof. Shelby Ashton:
Ah, yes, yes. I heard he was ineligible. [tauntingly to Brainard] Prof. Shelby Ashton:
Now, I wonder who could've flunked your star player? We're much more realistic about things like that at Rutland. Prof. Ned Brainard:
So I hear. I understand you pay your basketball players more than you do your English teachers. Prof. Shelby Ashton:
[offended]
That's ridiculous! I get twice as much as... [embarrassed, realizing Brainard's right] Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I really don't care to discuss it

Full Transcript

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Oh if Biff Hawk were only playing tonight
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Yes yes I heard he was ineligible
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Now I wonder who could've flunked your star player
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We're much more realistic about things like that at Rutland
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I understand you pay your players
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more than you do your teachers
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That's ridiculous I get twice as much as
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I really don't care to discuss it
Duration
27 seconds
Views
406
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:47
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2022
Genres
comedy, family, sci-fi
Production
Walt Disney Productions

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Movie Summary

A college professor invents an anti-gravity substance which a corrupt businessman wants for himself.

Actors

Nancy Olson
Betsy Carlisle
Nancy Olson
Elliott Reid
Prof. Shelby Ashton
Elliott Reid
Fred MacMurray
Prof. Ned Brainard
Fred MacMurray
Our poor boys. They try so hard. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:20
Our poor boys. They try so hard.
It's not fair. Our team can't even reach the ball. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:26
It's not fair. Our team can't even reach the ball.
There's more than one way to skin a cat, Charlie. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:17
There's more than one way to skin a cat, Charlie.
Come on, Rutland. Mow them down! - The Absent Minded Professor 00:06
Come on, Rutland. Mow them down!
- What got into them? - I don't know! - The Absent Minded Professor 00:10
- What got into them? - I don't know!
Will you listen to me? - The Absent Minded Professor 00:17
Will you listen to me?
There's nothing that says - The Absent Minded Professor 00:07
There's nothing that says
Gosh, Pop, look at 'em go! Look it! - The Absent Minded Professor 00:07
Gosh, Pop, look at 'em go! Look it!
Come on, team! Oh, look at 'em go. Aren't they terrific? - The Absent Minded Professor 00:10
Come on, team! Oh, look at 'em go. Aren't they ter...
Hey, chief, what do you know? - The Absent Minded Professor 00:12
Hey, chief, what do you know?
Shelby, please give me time to think. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:18
Shelby, please give me time to think.
You've probably always thought of me as a kindly levelheaded professor, - The Absent Minded Professor 00:18
You've probably always thought of me as a kindly levelh...
I'm a desperate man - The Absent Minded Professor 00:06
I'm a desperate man
But it's after me - The Absent Minded Professor 01:36
But it's after me
Biff Come here - The Absent Minded Professor 00:31
Biff Come here
Gentlemen to see you Professor - The Absent Minded Professor 00:36
Gentlemen to see you Professor
Well there goes the ball game - The Absent Minded Professor 00:34
Well there goes the ball game
But remember this - The Absent Minded Professor 00:11
But remember this
And sink the Army Sink the Army gray - The Absent Minded Professor 00:06
And sink the Army Sink the Army gray
You boys get right in. I'm the only taxi. I'm pulling right out. - The Absent Minded Professor 00:05
You boys get right in. I'm the only taxi. I'm pull...