"The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" quotes

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An account of Baron Munchausen's supposed travels and fantastical experiences with his band of misfits.

Director: Terry Gilliam
Writer: Charles McKeown, Terry Gilliam, Gottfried August Bürger
Production: N/A
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $8,083,123
Released: 10 Mar 1989
Awards: Nominated for 4 Oscars. 11 wins & 14 nominations total

133 Clips

I'm afraid sir you have rather a weak grasp of reality - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21
I'm afraid sir you have rather a weak grasp of reality
He's under a tree - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
He's under a tree
Bea u ti ful ladies - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
Bea u ti ful ladies
If you want to see Baron Munchausen again - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
If you want to see Baron Munchausen again
If you are still interested in my head - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
If you are still interested in my head
We play Head and Seek - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
We play Head and Seek
That's it The end It's all over - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18
That's it The end It's all over
I didn't fly miles - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21
I didn't fly miles
You are a mosquito in the Taj Mahal - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18
You are a mosquito in the Taj Mahal
It's me   your elephant of joy - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
It's me your elephant of joy
No doctors - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
No doctors
Those were the days Aye - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12
Those were the days Aye
Make yourself useful - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
Make yourself useful
The town is in no immediate danger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
The town is in no immediate danger
I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure
The trouble is their heads and bodies don't always see eye to eye - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
The trouble is their heads and bodies don't always see eye...
'One of the King's favourites' - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:22
'One of the King's favourites'
Where's my brother - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:19
Where's my brother
There's nothing so destroys a man - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
There's nothing so destroys a man
But we're winning - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18
But we're winning
Where's the fun in that - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:17
Where's the fun in that
Now this aria reminds me of my schooldays in England - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
Now this aria reminds me of my schooldays in England
I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:26
I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms
You never let me have any friends - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
You never let me have any friends
Still the rational man - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:30
Still the rational man
I can do what I like - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
I can do what I like
The Baron's kissing your wife - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
The Baron's kissing your wife
My kingdom for a handkerchief - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
My kingdom for a handkerchief
Come and see the ballroom - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:41
Come and see the ballroom
The name's Desmond - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
The name's Desmond
We can't start escaping at a time like this - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
We can't start escaping at a time like this
You so remind me of Catherine the Great - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:27
You so remind me of Catherine the Great
I was just coming into my prime - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
I was just coming into my prime
They might kill you - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
They might kill you
This is precisely the sort of thing nobody believes - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
This is precisely the sort of thing nobody believes
It's the demon of the deep - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
It's the demon of the deep
You  surrender - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
You surrender
I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:26
I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again
It's a demon of the deep - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
It's a demon of the deep
Take a lock of my hair - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
Take a lock of my hair
Look at all that underwear - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18
Look at all that underwear
I think the ship's abandoning us - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
I think the ship's abandoning us
I can't remember - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:23
I can't remember
Therefore you is - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
Therefore you is
Open the gates - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
Open the gates
You horrible little brat - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:17
You horrible little brat
I'm back - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
I'm back
He won't get far on hot air and fantasy - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
He won't get far on hot air and fantasy
I don't find that funny - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
I don't find that funny
I've got tides to regulate - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
I've got tides to regulate
You must refer to me by my complete title - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:16
You must refer to me by my complete title
Where exactly is Roger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:41
Where exactly is Roger
I'm free at last - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:24
I'm free at last
I'm Baron Munchausen - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:11
I'm Baron Munchausen
They're inviting us to defeat them - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
They're inviting us to defeat them
Is there a doctor in the fish - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
Is there a doctor in the fish
You look different - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
You look different
What about the virgins - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
What about the virgins
You do believe me - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
You do believe me
You're not here - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:16
You're not here
Everyone who had a talent for it - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
Everyone who had a talent for it
It wasn't just a story - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
It wasn't just a story
It's all coming back - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:35
It's all coming back
Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those...
And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:20
And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met...
I have learned from experience - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12
I have learned from experience
This is our prototype - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 01:06
This is our prototype
Your reality sir is lies and balderdash - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
Your reality sir is lies and balderdash
Are you all right - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 01:06
Are you all right
Have you any famous last words - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12
Have you any famous last words
He's under a tree Near Belgrade - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
He's under a tree Near Belgrade
By beautiful women all the time - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
By beautiful women all the time
Isn't it beautiful It's like a dream come true - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
Isn't it beautiful It's like a dream come true
If you want to see Baron Munchausen again - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
If you want to see Baron Munchausen again
Have him executed at once - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
Have him executed at once
If you are still interested in my head it's yours - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
If you are still interested in my head it's yours
I find it We play head and seek - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
I find it We play head and seek
I didn't fly miles - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:19
I didn't fly miles
You see your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to me - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
You see your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to...
It's me I'm your elephant of joy - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
It's me I'm your elephant of joy
You can't give yourself up - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:11
You can't give yourself up
Berthold make yourself useful - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
Berthold make yourself useful
Don't fret The town is in no immediate danger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
Don't fret The town is in no immediate danger
I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure
One of the king's favorites - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:17
One of the king's favorites
Where's my brother What - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18
Where's my brother What
You surrender But we're winning - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:17
You surrender But we're winning
Well where's the fun in that - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
Well where's the fun in that
It reminds me of my school days in England - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
It reminds me of my school days in England
I never lie - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:24
I never lie
You never let me have any friends - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
You never let me have any friends
So Mr Jackson - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:29
So Mr Jackson
I am a goddess I can do what I like - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
I am a goddess I can do what I like
The baron's kissing your wife - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
The baron's kissing your wife
I'm blind Wait My kingdom for a handkerchief Wait - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
I'm blind Wait My kingdom for a handkerchief Wait
Come and see the ballroom - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
Come and see the ballroom
The name's Desmond mate - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
The name's Desmond mate
We can't start escaping at a time like this - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07
We can't start escaping at a time like this
You so remind me of Catherine the Great - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21
You so remind me of Catherine the Great
I'm just coming into my prime - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
I'm just coming into my prime
This is precisely the sort of thing that no one ever believes - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
This is precisely the sort of thing that no one ever...
No You surrender We've been through all this - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
No You surrender We've been through all this
I want you to help us fight the Turk again - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:26
I want you to help us fight the Turk again
I spy with my little eye - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
I spy with my little eye
Oh Take a lock of my hair - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12
Oh Take a lock of my hair
Look at all that underwear - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
Look at all that underwear
Let me go I've got tides to regulate Comets to direct - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
Let me go I've got tides to regulate Comets to direct
Abandon ship - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
Abandon ship
Oh no Berthold - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
Oh no Berthold
I think therefore you is - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
I think therefore you is
You horrible little brat - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
You horrible little brat
He won't get far on hot air and fantasy - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05
He won't get far on hot air and fantasy
The sultan will cut off my head - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12
The sultan will cut off my head
I'm sorry you must refer to me by my complete title - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09
I'm sorry you must refer to me by my complete title
Where exactly is Roger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:34
Where exactly is Roger
I'm free - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21
I'm free
You're crackers I'm Baron Munchausen - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
You're crackers I'm Baron Munchausen
They're inviting us to defeat them - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
They're inviting us to defeat them
Is there a doctor in the fish - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04
Is there a doctor in the fish
You look different Younger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
You look different Younger
You do believe me don't you - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08
You do believe me don't you
You're not here - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15
You're not here
Hang on - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:35
Hang on
Oh What about the virgins - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
Oh What about the virgins
And that was only one of the many occasions where I met my death - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14
And that was only one of the many occasions where I met my...
It wasn't me It was him You big pintle - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06
It wasn't me It was him You big pintle
Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13
Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those...
The officer who risked his life - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:36
The officer who risked his life
What does it do Do - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:37
What does it do Do
Who are you really - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:34
Who are you really
Have you any famous last words - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10
Have you any famous last words
Far beyond the call of Duty - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:50
Far beyond the call of Duty
Ten of our men held captive by The Turk - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 01:45
Ten of our men held captive by The Turk

Cast

Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen - John Neville
Desmond - Eric Idle
Sally Salt - Sarah Polley
Vulcan - Oliver Reed
Jeremy - Jack Purvis
Queen Ariadne - Valentina Cortese
The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson - Jonathan Pryce
Henry Salt - Bill Paterson
Sultan - Peter Jeffrey
Venus - Uma Thurman
Functionary - Ray Cooper
Commander - Don Henderson
King of the Moon - Robin Williams
Heroic Officer - Sting
Colonel (as Andrew Maclachlan) - Andrew MacLachlan
Dr. Death (as Jose Lifante) - José Lifante
Executioner - Mohamed Badrsalem
Executioner's Assistant - Kiran Shah
Treasurer - Franco Adducci
First General - Ettore Martini
Second General - Antonio Pistillo
Gunner - Tony Smart
Theater-goer - Laura D'Arista Adam
German Noble - Martin Dansky
Irritating Singer Inside Fish - Terry Gilliam