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"The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" quotes

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen poster
An account of Baron Munchausen's supposed travels and fantastical experiences across late 18th-century Europe with his band of misfits.

Director: Terry Gilliam
Writer: Charles McKeown, Terry Gilliam, Gottfried August Bürger
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $8,083,123
Released: 10 Mar 1989
Awards: Nominated for 4 Oscars. 11 wins & 14 nominations total

76 video clips

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Have you any famous last words - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10 Have you any famous last words Who are you really - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:34 Who are you really What does it do Do - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:37 What does it do Do The officer who risked his life - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:36 The officer who risked his life Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13 Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence... It wasn't me It was him You big pintle - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06 It wasn't me It was him You big pintle And that was only one of the many occasions where I met my death - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14 And that was only one of the many occasions where I met my... Oh What about the virgins - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10 Oh What about the virgins Hang on - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:35 Hang on You're not here - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15 You're not here You do believe me don't you - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 You do believe me don't you You look different Younger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14 You look different Younger Is there a doctor in the fish - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04 Is there a doctor in the fish They're inviting us to defeat them - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 They're inviting us to defeat them You're crackers I'm Baron Munchausen - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 You're crackers I'm Baron Munchausen I'm free - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21 I'm free Where exactly is Roger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:34 Where exactly is Roger I'm sorry you must refer to me by my complete title - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09 I'm sorry you must refer to me by my complete title The sultan will cut off my head - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12 The sultan will cut off my head He won't get far on hot air and fantasy - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 He won't get far on hot air and fantasy You horrible little brat - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14 You horrible little brat I think therefore you is - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04 I think therefore you is Oh no Berthold - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13 Oh no Berthold Abandon ship - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 Abandon ship Let me go I've got tides to regulate Comets to direct - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 Let me go I've got tides to regulate Comets to direct Look at all that underwear - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15 Look at all that underwear Oh Take a lock of my hair - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12 Oh Take a lock of my hair I spy with my little eye - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13 I spy with my little eye I want you to help us fight the Turk again - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:26 I want you to help us fight the Turk again No You surrender We've been through all this - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14 No You surrender We've been through all this This is precisely the sort of thing that no one ever believes - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06 This is precisely the sort of thing that no one ever... I'm just coming into my prime - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:13 I'm just coming into my prime You so remind me of Catherine the Great - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21 You so remind me of Catherine the Great We can't start escaping at a time like this - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07 We can't start escaping at a time like this The name's Desmond mate - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 The name's Desmond mate Come and see the ballroom - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04 Come and see the ballroom I'm blind Wait My kingdom for a handkerchief Wait - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 I'm blind Wait My kingdom for a handkerchief Wait The baron's kissing your wife - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04 The baron's kissing your wife I am a goddess I can do what I like - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 I am a goddess I can do what I like So Mr Jackson - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:29 So Mr Jackson You never let me have any friends - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 You never let me have any friends I never lie - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:24 I never lie It reminds me of my school days in England - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 It reminds me of my school days in England Well where's the fun in that - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14 Well where's the fun in that You surrender But we're winning - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:17 You surrender But we're winning Where's my brother What - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18 Where's my brother What One of the king's favorites - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:17 One of the king's favorites I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06 I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure Don't fret The town is in no immediate danger - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 Don't fret The town is in no immediate danger Berthold make yourself useful - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06 Berthold make yourself useful You can't give yourself up - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:11 You can't give yourself up It's me I'm your elephant of joy - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 It's me I'm your elephant of joy You see your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to me - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09 You see your little stories are somewhat of a distraction to... I didn't fly miles - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:19 I didn't fly miles I find it We play head and seek - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04 I find it We play head and seek If you are still interested in my head it's yours - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09 If you are still interested in my head it's yours Have him executed at once - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10 Have him executed at once If you want to see Baron Munchausen again - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:07 If you want to see Baron Munchausen again By beautiful women all the time - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:06 By beautiful women all the time He's under a tree Near Belgrade - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 He's under a tree Near Belgrade Your reality sir is lies and balderdash - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:15 Your reality sir is lies and balderdash I have learned from experience - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12 I have learned from experience Everyone who had a talent for it - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:10 Everyone who had a talent for it I'm back - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:08 I'm back Open the gates - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:04 Open the gates It's the demon of the deep - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 It's the demon of the deep There's nothing so destroys a man - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:09 There's nothing so destroys a man The trouble is their heads and bodies don't always see eye to eye - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:14 The trouble is their heads and bodies don't always see... Those were the days Aye - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:12 Those were the days Aye No doctors - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:05 No doctors That's it The end It's all over - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:18 That's it The end It's all over I'm afraid sir you have rather a weak grasp of reality - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 00:21 I'm afraid sir you have rather a weak grasp of reality

Cast

Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen - John Neville
Desmond - Eric Idle
Sally Salt - Sarah Polley
Vulcan - Oliver Reed
Rupert - Charles McKeown
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