"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" quotes

00:12 Stop wearing out that mirror 00:11 You want good wife 00:10 Oh you can't do that with a ping pong ball 00:25 You're wonderful We want more 00:10 Are we bunny hopping all the way to Alice 00:08 How many times do I have to tell you green is not your... 00:09 Do tell us your hilarious joke 00:06 Sorry Ralph 00:12 What sort of bent childhood did you have Adam Whitely 00:07 All dolled up and nowhere to go 00:15 You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well have... 00:06 Start your engines 00:13 Off your snatches 00:24 You scared us all for a minute 00:11 There's a gentleman 00:10 I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while 00:18 For Christ's sake 00:08 Who wants to see my map of Tasmania 00:07 This calls for a celebration 00:17 Me perform for you Me dance too 00:06 You're not helping 00:07 Take the shortcut 00:13 You fucking idiot 00:15 And congratulations Mitzi darling you did it 00:08 Adam Uncle Barry's ping pongs are caught in the drain Get... 00:07 At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick 00:11 Can you confirm a rumor for me 00:07 You've got to be fucking joking 00:09 Been asked to do a show out of town 00:13 Morals are a choice 00:08 Bernice it's so funny you'll laugh so hard your lashes will... 00:09 How long have we been on the road 00:14 Who the hell does all the painting around here 00:07 Aren't we fabulous 00:18 Guess I'll be going home then 00:11 Who taught you to waltz 00:12 Me perform for you 00:06 I think we just crashed a party 00:16 You got us into this 00:14 That's a novel idea 00:08 All I can see is female impersonators 00:46 What have we got here 00:11 Here's to a secret very well kept 00:23 Listen to this one 00:15 No that's enough 00:21 This is getting too weird 00:09 This old man he played two He played nick nack with my poo 00:11 What do you think 00:12 What do you assume I do 00:46 What's happening 00:06 I had a dream 00:09 Baby bottles of booze 00:13 Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels 00:18 Get back in your kennels 00:06 So anyway back to me 00:27 It's not purple 00:11 If you don't mind me asking 00:14 That's very nice 00:09 Right from the top 00:09 Bernice has left her cake out in the rain 00:16 Most of them are now wedged in the tires 00:09 How do you like your little boys 00:07 I no like you anyway 00:10 You actually make money by dressing up like a woman 00:11 There goes the transsexual 00:08 Congratulations 00:13 I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his... 00:21 Who is the fish that runs this hotel in the middle of... 00:13 You can't do that with a ping pong ball 00:07 What are you telling me 00:25 Bats for both teams 00:06 Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara 00:24 Let me show you a trick 00:14 Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all the... 00:16 These days gentlemen are an endangered species 00:50 But in its own strange way 00:11 There are two things I don't like about you 00:09 What happens if they turn out like Adam 00:08 Don't Darling 00:11 What a nice dog