"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" quotes

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert poster
Two drag performers and a transgender woman travel across the desert to perform their unique style of cabaret.

Director: Stephan Elliott
Writer: Stephan Elliott
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $11,220,670
Released: 10 Aug 1994
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 13 wins & 19 nominations total

76 Clips

It's not  purple - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:58
It's not purple
What's happening - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14
What's happening
If you don't mind me asking - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:38
If you don't mind me asking
I think we just crashed a party - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13
I think we just crashed a party
I no like you anyway - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:17
I no like you anyway
You've got to be fucking joking - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13
You've got to be fucking joking
You're not helping - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
You're not helping
You want good wife - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
You want good wife
You scared us all for a minute - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:22
You scared us all for a minute
I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:28
I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while
How long is the run - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:19
How long is the run
How long have we been on the road - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18
How long have we been on the road
How do you like your little boys - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14
How do you like your little boys
Here's to a secret very well kept - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:21
Here's to a secret very well kept
Guess I'll be going home then - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13
Guess I'll be going home then
Get back in your kennels - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:12
Get back in your kennels
For goodness sakes - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:21
For goodness sakes
For Christ's sake - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:31
For Christ's sake
Don't  Darling - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:17
Don't Darling
Does he have a boyfriend at the moment - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:35
Does he have a boyfriend at the moment
Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all the attention - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:24
Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all the...
Do tell us your hilarious joke - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13
Do tell us your hilarious joke
Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:29
Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord
Do you have  The Texas Chainsaw Mascara - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara
Congratulations - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:10
Congratulations
Can you confirm a rumor for me - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:21
Can you confirm a rumor for me
But in its own strange way - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 01:23
But in its own strange way
Bernice has left her cake out in the rain - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
Bernice has left her cake out in the rain
Been asked to do a show out of town - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14
Been asked to do a show out of town
Bats for both teams - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:40
Bats for both teams
Baby bottles of booze - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
Baby bottles of booze
At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18
At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick
Aren't we fabulous - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
Aren't we fabulous
Are we bunny hopping all the way to Alice - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
Are we bunny hopping all the way to Alice
All I can see is female impersonators - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
All I can see is female impersonators
All dolled up and nowhere to go - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13
All dolled up and nowhere to go
You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well have you - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:20
You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well have...
You got us into this - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:39
You got us into this
You fucking idiot - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
You fucking idiot
You can't do that with a ping pong ball - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18
You can't do that with a ping pong ball
You actually make money by dressing up like a woman - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:27
You actually make money by dressing up like a woman
Who wants to see my map of Tasmania - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14
Who wants to see my map of Tasmania
Who the hell does all the  painting  around here - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:28
Who the hell does all the painting around here
Who taught you to waltz - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:12
Who taught you to waltz
What have we got here - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 01:01
What have we got here
What happens if they turn out like Adam - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:24
What happens if they turn out like Adam
What do you think - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:19
What do you think
What do you assume I do - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18
What do you assume I do
What are you telling me - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:16
What are you telling me
What a nice dog - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14
What a nice dog
This is getting too weird - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:29
This is getting too weird
This calls for a celebration - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:19
This calls for a celebration
These days gentlemen are an endangered species - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:29
These days gentlemen are an endangered species
There's a gentleman - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15
There's a gentleman
There goes the transsexual - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:26
There goes the transsexual
There are two things I don't like about you - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:23
There are two things I don't like about you
That's very nice - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:28
That's very nice
That's just what this country needs - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:20
That's just what this country needs
That's a novel idea - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:37
That's a novel idea
Talking about wigs - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:38
Talking about wigs
Take the shortcut - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
Take the shortcut
Stop wearing out that mirror - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13
Stop wearing out that mirror
Stop flexing your muscles - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 01:13
Stop flexing your muscles
Start your engines - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
Start your engines
Phase I'm going through - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:58
Phase I'm going through
Oh that was fucking charming - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:19
Oh that was fucking charming
Off your snatches - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
Off your snatches
Now listen here - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:32
Now listen here
No that's enough - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:20
No that's enough
Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18
Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels
Most of them are now wedged in the tires - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:30
Most of them are now wedged in the tires
Morals are a choice - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:23
Morals are a choice
Me perform for you - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11
Me perform for you
Listen to this one - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 01:02
Listen to this one
Let me show you a trick - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:44
Let me show you a trick
I've said it before - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:20
I've said it before

Cast

Adam - Guy Pearce
Bernadette - Terence Stamp
Bartender - John Casey
Piano Player - Frank Cornelius
Petrol Station Attendant - Bob Boyce
Young Adam - Leighton Picken
Aboriginal Man - Alan Dargin
Robert 'Bob' Spart - Bill Hunter
Cynthia Campos - Julia Cortez
Young Ralph - Daniel Kellie
Ralph's Sister - Hannah Corbett
Ralph's Father - Trevor Barrie
Frank - Ken Radley
Benjamin - Mark Holmes
Drag-Queen in Barber's Chair - Tim Chappel
Priest - Al Clark
Doorman - Stephan Elliott
Naughty Maid at Hotel - Lizzy Gardiner
Nightclub Patron - Zoran Gulaboski
Adam's Mum - Margaret Pomeranz
Featured Extra - Christian Stead
Featured Extra - Nikki Webster