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"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" quotes

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert poster
Two drag performers and a transgender woman travel across the desert to perform their unique style of cabaret.

Director: Stephan Elliott
Writer: Stephan Elliott
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $11,220,670
Released: 10 Aug 1994
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 13 wins & 19 nominations total
Oh that was fucking charming - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:19 Oh that was fucking charming Phase I'm going through - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:58 Phase I'm going through That's just what this country needs - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:20 That's just what this country needs Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:29 Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord How long is the run - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:19 How long is the run Now listen here - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14 Now listen here Talking about wigs - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:24 Talking about wigs For goodness sakes - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:10 For goodness sakes Is it true when you were born the doctor slapped your mother - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 Is it true when you were born the doctor slapped your mother Does he have a boyfriend at the moment - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:20 Does he have a boyfriend at the moment I've said it before - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 I've said it before Oh for goodness' sakes look at yourself Mitz - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:10 Oh for goodness' sakes look at yourself Mitz Stop flexing your muscles - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:46 Stop flexing your muscles What a nice dog - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 What a nice dog Don't  Darling - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 Don't Darling What happens if they turn out like Adam - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 What happens if they turn out like Adam There are two things I don't like about you - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 There are two things I don't like about you But in its own strange way - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:50 But in its own strange way These days gentlemen are an endangered species - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:16 These days gentlemen are an endangered species Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all the attention - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14 Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all... Let me show you a trick - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:24 Let me show you a trick Do you have  The Texas Chainsaw Mascara - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara Bats for both teams - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:25 Bats for both teams What are you telling me - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 What are you telling me You can't do that with a ping pong ball - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13 You can't do that with a ping pong ball Who is the fish that runs this hotel in the middle of nowhere Your mother - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:21 Who is the fish that runs this hotel in the middle of... I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13 I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick... Congratulations - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 Congratulations There goes the transsexual - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 There goes the transsexual You actually make money by dressing up like a woman - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:10 You actually make money by dressing up like a woman I no like you anyway - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 I no like you anyway How do you like your little boys - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 How do you like your little boys Most of them are now wedged in the tires - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:16 Most of them are now wedged in the tires Bernice has left her cake out in the rain - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 Bernice has left her cake out in the rain Right from the top - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 Right from the top That's very nice - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14 That's very nice If you don't mind me asking - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 If you don't mind me asking It's not  purple - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:27 It's not purple So anyway back to me - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 So anyway back to me Get back in your kennels - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18 Get back in your kennels Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13 Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels Baby bottles of booze - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 Baby bottles of booze I had a dream - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 I had a dream What's happening - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:46 What's happening What do you assume I do - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:12 What do you assume I do What do you think - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 What do you think This old man he played two He played nick nack with my poo - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 This old man he played two He played nick nack with my poo This is getting too weird - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:21 This is getting too weird No that's enough - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15 No that's enough Listen to this one - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:23 Listen to this one Here's to a secret very well kept - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 Here's to a secret very well kept What have we got here - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:46 What have we got here All I can see is female impersonators - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 All I can see is female impersonators That's a novel idea - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14 That's a novel idea You got us into this - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:16 You got us into this I think we just crashed a party - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 I think we just crashed a party Me perform for you - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:12 Me perform for you Who taught you to waltz - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 Who taught you to waltz Guess I'll be going home then - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18 Guess I'll be going home then Aren't we fabulous - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 Aren't we fabulous Who the hell does all the  painting  around here - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:14 Who the hell does all the painting around here How long have we been on the road - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 How long have we been on the road Bernice it's so funny you'll laugh so hard your lashes will curl themselves - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 Bernice it's so funny you'll laugh so hard your... Morals are a choice - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13 Morals are a choice Been asked to do a show out of town - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 Been asked to do a show out of town You've got to be fucking joking - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 You've got to be fucking joking Can you confirm a rumor for me - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 Can you confirm a rumor for me At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick Adam Uncle Barry's ping pongs are caught in the drain Get Mummy - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 Adam Uncle Barry's ping pongs are caught in the drain... And congratulations Mitzi darling you did it - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15 And congratulations Mitzi darling you did it You fucking idiot - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13 You fucking idiot Take the shortcut - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 Take the shortcut You're not helping - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 You're not helping Me perform for you Me dance too - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:17 Me perform for you Me dance too This calls for a celebration - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 This calls for a celebration Who wants to see my map of Tasmania - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 Who wants to see my map of Tasmania For Christ's sake - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:18 For Christ's sake I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:10 I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while There's a gentleman - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:11 There's a gentleman You scared us all for a minute - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:24 You scared us all for a minute Off your snatches - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:13 Off your snatches Start your engines - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 Start your engines You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well have you - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:15 You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well... All dolled up and nowhere to go - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:07 All dolled up and nowhere to go What sort of bent childhood did you have Adam Whitely - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:12 What sort of bent childhood did you have Adam Whitely Sorry Ralph - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:06 Sorry Ralph Do tell us your hilarious joke - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:09 Do tell us your hilarious joke How many times do I have to tell you green is not your colour - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:08 How many times do I have to tell you green is not your... Are we bunny hopping all the way to Alice - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 00:10 Are we bunny hopping all the way to Alice

Cast

Adam - Guy Pearce
Bernadette - Terence Stamp
Bartender - John Casey