"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" quotes
Two drag performers and a transgender woman travel across the desert to perform their unique style of cabaret.
Director: Stephan Elliott
Writer: Stephan Elliott
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $11,220,670
Released: 10 Aug 1994
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 13 wins & 19 nominations total
93 video clips
00:19 Oh that was fucking charming
00:58 Phase I'm going through
00:20 That's just what this country needs
00:29 Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord
00:19 How long is the run
00:14 Now listen here
00:24 Talking about wigs
00:10 For goodness sakes
00:09 Is it true when you were born the doctor slapped your mother
00:20 Does he have a boyfriend at the moment
00:07 I've said it before
00:10 Oh for goodness' sakes look at yourself Mitz
00:46 Stop flexing your muscles
00:11 What a nice dog
00:08 Don't Darling
00:09 What happens if they turn out like Adam
00:11 There are two things I don't like about you
00:50 But in its own strange way
00:16 These days gentlemen are an endangered species
00:14 Do you think I'm going to let you walk away with all...
00:24 Let me show you a trick
00:06 Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara
00:25 Bats for both teams
00:07 What are you telling me
00:13 You can't do that with a ping pong ball
00:21 Who is the fish that runs this hotel in the middle of...
00:13 I'll smack his face so hard he'll have to stick...
00:08 Congratulations
00:11 There goes the transsexual
00:10 You actually make money by dressing up like a woman
00:07 I no like you anyway
00:09 How do you like your little boys
00:16 Most of them are now wedged in the tires
00:09 Bernice has left her cake out in the rain
00:09 Right from the top
00:14 That's very nice
00:11 If you don't mind me asking
00:27 It's not purple
00:06 So anyway back to me
00:18 Get back in your kennels
00:13 Mowing those lawns must have been murder on your heels
00:09 Baby bottles of booze
00:06 I had a dream
00:46 What's happening
00:12 What do you assume I do
00:11 What do you think
00:09 This old man he played two He played nick nack with my poo
00:21 This is getting too weird
00:15 No that's enough
00:23 Listen to this one
00:11 Here's to a secret very well kept
00:46 What have we got here
00:08 All I can see is female impersonators
00:14 That's a novel idea
00:16 You got us into this
00:06 I think we just crashed a party
00:12 Me perform for you
00:11 Who taught you to waltz
00:18 Guess I'll be going home then
00:07 Aren't we fabulous
00:14 Who the hell does all the painting around here
00:09 How long have we been on the road
00:08 Bernice it's so funny you'll laugh so hard your...
00:13 Morals are a choice
00:09 Been asked to do a show out of town
00:07 You've got to be fucking joking
00:11 Can you confirm a rumor for me
00:07 At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick
00:08 Adam Uncle Barry's ping pongs are caught in the drain...
00:15 And congratulations Mitzi darling you did it
00:13 You fucking idiot
00:07 Take the shortcut
00:06 You're not helping
00:17 Me perform for you Me dance too
00:07 This calls for a celebration
00:08 Who wants to see my map of Tasmania
00:18 For Christ's sake
00:10 I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while
00:11 There's a gentleman
00:24 You scared us all for a minute
00:13 Off your snatches
00:06 Start your engines
00:15 You haven't got any kids stashed away out there as well...
00:07 All dolled up and nowhere to go
00:12 What sort of bent childhood did you have Adam Whitely
00:06 Sorry Ralph
00:09 Do tell us your hilarious joke
00:08 How many times do I have to tell you green is not your...
00:10 Are we bunny hopping all the way to Alice
Cast
Tick - Hugo Weaving
Adam - Guy Pearce
Bernadette - Terence Stamp
Logowoman - Rebel Penfold-Russell
Bartender - John Casey