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Ha ha ha That isn't funny
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It is kind of funny Help
Available in 10 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,100
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:43
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, fantasy
Production
Marvel Entertainment,Laura Ziskin Productions,Columbia Pictures,Matt Tolmach Productions,Arad Productions

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Movie Summary

After Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider, he gains newfound, spider-like powers and ventures out to save the city from the machinations of a mysterious reptilian foe.

Actors

Keith Campbell
Car Thief
Keith Campbell
Andrew Garfield
Spider-man
Andrew Garfield
Ooh. This could've gone a lot worse. Now hold still. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:06
Ooh. This could've gone a lot worse. Now hold still.
Oh! Boys in blue here. - Yo, I got him. - Freeze! - He's not going anywhere. - Don't move. You serio - The Amazing Spider Man 00:22
Oh! Boys in blue here. - Yo, I got him. - Freeze! -...
Boys in blue here. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:14
Boys in blue here.
You seriousWho are youNo one grasps the concept of the mask FreezeI just did 80 percent of your job Huh And that That's how you repay me - The Amazing Spider Man 00:14
You seriousWho are youNo one grasps the concept of the mask...
I just did 80 percent of your job. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:06
I just did 80 percent of your job.
Woo-hoo! - The Amazing Spider Man 00:08
Woo-hoo!
Whoo! Hey, watch out. I'm swinging here. I'm swinging here. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:08
Whoo! Hey, watch out. I'm swinging here. I'm...
So 38 of New York's finest versus one guy in a unitard. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:11
So 38 of New York's finest versus one guy in a unitard.
You don't have to wait up for meYes I do No you don'tYes I doOkay Where were youI was outDid you get the eggsNope Forgot the eggsI'm gonna get them nowNo you most certainly will notNot at this hourLook at me PeterTake off the damn hood and look at mePeter - The Amazing Spider Man 01:09
You don't have to wait up for meYes I do No you...
Peter. Where do you go? Who does this to you? Please go to sleep, Aunt May. - Please tell me. - Aunt - The Amazing Spider Man 00:17
Peter. Where do you go? Who does this to you? Please go to...
Peter, listen to me. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:11
Peter, listen to me.
Secrets have a costThey're not for freeNot now not ever - The Amazing Spider Man 00:07
Secrets have a costThey're not for freeNot now not ever
Cross-species genetics is finally working. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:53
Cross-species genetics is finally working.
Well he'll have to - The Amazing Spider Man 00:09
Well he'll have to
It's a little late for shock and indignation. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:16
It's a little late for shock and indignation.
I have no idea what you're talking about - The Amazing Spider Man 00:04
I have no idea what you're talking about
- I don't know what you're saying. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:22
- I don't know what you're saying.
I won't. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:30
I won't.
I won't. - The Amazing Spider Man 00:08
I won't.
- Hey. - Hi. - How's it going? - Where you headed? - Uh... - The Amazing Spider Man 00:46
- Hey. - Hi. - How's it going? - Where you headed? -...