So this guy walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" The...
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Old Man: So this guy walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" The bartender says, "Sure." So he wipes his ass on it and the bar - What? Ah, shit. I just told you the punchline. Been telling this joke so fuckin' long, I knew I'd fuck it up
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So this guy waiks into a bar and he says to the bartender
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Can i use your phone The bartender says Sure So he wipes his ass on it and the bart
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What
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Ah shit i just toid you the punchllne
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I've been telling this joke so fuckin' iong i knew i'd fuck it up
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Movie Summary
Samuel Curtis, an interplanetary trader, sets forth through a rustic and remote solar system, unaware that his old friend Professor Hess is trying to kill him.
