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HERE'S ANOTHER
ONE FOR YOU. WHAT IS IT
THAT'S YELLOW HAS FOUR LEGS, FLIES,
AND WEIGHS A THOUSAND POUNDS? I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU, DADDY? I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS IT? TWO 500-POUND CANARIES. OH, BY GOLLY,
I LIKE A GOOD STORY. TWO 500-POUND CANARIES
ONE FOR YOU. WHAT IS IT
THAT'S YELLOW HAS FOUR LEGS, FLIES,
AND WEIGHS A THOUSAND POUNDS? I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU, DADDY? I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS IT? TWO 500-POUND CANARIES. OH, BY GOLLY,
I LIKE A GOOD STORY. TWO 500-POUND CANARIES
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HERE'S ANOTHER
ONE FOR YOU.
00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:04.804
WHAT IS IT
THAT'S YELLOW
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HAS FOUR LEGS, FLIES,
AND WEIGHS A THOUSAND POUNDS?
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I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU, DADDY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS IT?
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TWO 500-POUND CANARIES.
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OH, BY GOLLY,
I LIKE A GOOD STORY.
00:00:22.001 --> 00:00:23.489
TWO 500-POUND CANARIES.
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Movie Summary
Widower Sheriff Andy Taylor, and his son Opie, live with Andy's Aunt Bee in Mayberry, North Carolina. With virtually no crimes to solve, most of Andy's time is spent philosophizing and calming down his cousin Deputy Barney Fife.