"The Apartment" quotes

00:18 How many charter members are there in this little club of... 00:20 Just what kind of a joint are you running 00:48 Been hearing some nice things about you 00:43 There's a great little band at El Chico in the Village 00:40 Tell me Baxter have you seen Music Man 00:48 I saw my lawyer this morning 00:34 Mr Sheldrake I've got good news for you 00:21 For that matter you were wrong about me too 00:59 Sorry I took so long on the phone but we're all set 00:32 Mr Sheldrake I've got good news for you 00:17 I missed you 00:36 Did you have a nice Christmas Lovely You were a great help 00:04 Looks like Marilyn Monroe 00:35 All right 00:04 O U T Out 00:10 What is it 00:10 What do you call it when somebody 00:11 Say you're pretty good with that racket 00:15 It's a wonderful thing dinner for two 00:17 You married 00:12 I have a present for you 00:14 Not a creature was stirring 00:04 Nice veins 00:04 It's a wonderful thing 00:10 Good evening Mr 00:07 Premium wise and billing wise 00:23 I don't blame ya 00:06 Shall I light the candles 00:05 You damn fool 00:07 I was jinxed from the word go 00:09 You mean you bring other girls up here 00:14 I remember 00:23 The way you carry on 00:05 I'd like to spell it out for you 00:05 He's at it again 00:08 MacDougall 00:05 Just because I wear a uniform that doesn't make me a girl... 00:11 Where will we go 00:14 Miss Kubelik one doesn't get to be 00:19 I never catch colds 00:35 Would you mind opening that window 00:05 Why do people have to love people anyway 01:10 I know how you feel Miss Kubelik 00:12 Now I ask you 00:11 He's a taker 00:12 Night like this 00:12 I used to live like Robinson Crusoe 00:07 When you're in love with a married man 00:05 That's the way it crumbles 00:06 Miss Kubelik 00:09 The mirror 00:29 What do you mean 01:58 On November 1st