I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world - but it's not,...
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C.C. Baxter:
I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world - but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
Fran Kubelik:
You did?
C.C. Baxter:
Well, maybe not exactly - I tried to do it with a gun.
Fran Kubelik:
Over a girl?
C.C. Baxter:
Worse than that - She was the wife of my best friend. And I was mad for her, but I knew it was hopeless. So I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park. Do you know Cincinnati?
Fran Kubelik:
No, I don't.
C.C. Baxter:
Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun... Well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy. I mean, how do you do it?
[cocks his finger, and points to his temple]
C.C. Baxter:
Here?
[points to his mouth]
C.C. Baxter:
Or here?
[points to his chest]
C.C. Baxter:
Or here? You know where I finally shot myself?
Fran Kubelik:
Where?
C.C. Baxter:
[indicating kneecap]
Here.
Fran Kubelik:
In the knee?
C.C. Baxter:
Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked. So I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off - pow!
Fran Kubelik:
[laughing]
That's terrible.
C.C. Baxter:
Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee - but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds. She sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
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I know how you feel Miss Kubelik You think it's the end of the world But it's not
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I went through exactly the same thing myself
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You did Well not exactly the same
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I tried to do it with a gun
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Over a girl Worse It was the wife of my best friend
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And I was mad about her But I knew it was hopeless and I decided to end it all
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I went to a pawnshop and I bought a 45 automatic and I drove up to Eden Park
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Do you know Cincinnati No I don't
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Anyway I parked the car and I loaded that gun
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You read in the papers that people shoot themselves Believe me it's not that easy
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I mean how do you do it Here Here Here
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Know where I finally shot myself Where
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Here In the knee
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Yeah I was sittin' there tryin' to decide
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A cop came up because I was illegally parked
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I tried to hide the gun under the seat and it went off
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That's terrible It was a year till I could bend the knee
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But I got over the girl in three weeks
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Still lives in Cincinnati Has four kids and gained 20 pounds
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Sends me a fruitcake every Christmas
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 130
Timestamp in movie: 01h 43m 03s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A Manhattan insurance clerk tries to rise in his company by letting its executives use his apartment for trysts, but complications and a romance of his own ensue.
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00:35 Would you mind opening that window
00:14 Miss Kubelik one doesn't get to be
00:05 Just because I wear a uniform that doesn't make me a...
00:04 O U T Out
00:15 It's a wonderful thing dinner for two
00:11 Say you're pretty good with that racket
00:10 What do you call it when somebody
00:17 I missed you
00:36 Did you have a nice Christmas Lovely You were a great help
00:59 Sorry I took so long on the phone but we're all set
00:21 For that matter you were wrong about me too
00:34 Mr Sheldrake I've got good news for you
00:48 I saw my lawyer this morning
00:40 Tell me Baxter have you seen Music Man
00:43 There's a great little band at El Chico in the Village
00:48 Been hearing some nice things about you
00:20 Just what kind of a joint are you running
00:18 How many charter members are there in this little club of...
00:32 Mr Sheldrake I've got good news for you
00:06 Miss Kubelik