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"The Apple Dumpling Gang" quotes

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Three orphan children strike gold in 1878 California.

Director: Norman Tokar
Writer: Don Tait, Jack M. Bickham
Production: N/A
Year: 1975
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $36,853,000
Released: 01 Jul 1975
Awards: N/A
That don't mean he'll Stop trying to think - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:08 That don't mean he'll Stop trying to think God poured your brains in with a teaspoon and someone joggled his arm - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:15 God poured your brains in with a teaspoon and someone... What happened They got married - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:08 What happened They got married Know something Amos - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:27 Know something Amos Do you always kiss like that - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 Do you always kiss like that Mr Donavan What - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:16 Mr Donavan What How much money you figure that dude's got - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:17 How much money you figure that dude's got Homer If you need a haircut my shop's closed - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:13 Homer If you need a haircut my shop's closed What have I done to deserve this Who are you talking to - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:19 What have I done to deserve this Who are you talking to But what Your rear's on fire - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:16 But what Your rear's on fire Where's your friend He'd better be in another county - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:05 Where's your friend He'd better be in another... Wait Dusty will you just let me say one word - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 Wait Dusty will you just let me say one word You're not still mad because I shot you in the leg - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:04 You're not still mad because I shot you in the leg Donavan - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 Donavan Where's the commodore mine - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:47 Where's the commodore mine Welcome to quake city Donavan Looks like luck's against you - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:12 Welcome to quake city Donavan Looks like luck's against... Bless my suspender button Donavan I haven't seen you since - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:18 Bless my suspender button Donavan I haven't seen you... This court is now in session homer McCoy presiding - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:47 This court is now in session homer McCoy presiding I never teamed prospects like you You're like ice cream and whiskey - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:12 I never teamed prospects like you You're like ice cream... This is a half portion of a town but we do have certain rules to live by - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:26 This is a half portion of a town but we do have certain... Clovis don't like to be touched Don't he - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:08 Clovis don't like to be touched Don't he Know something You and me have been through a lot together - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:28 Know something You and me have been through a lot together It's a piece of cake - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:13 It's a piece of cake I know but dusty She's a fine specimen of womanhood - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:12 I know but dusty She's a fine specimen of womanhood Three little kids Three little swindlers you mean - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:16 Three little kids Three little swindlers you mean Get back You're going to bust it - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:11 Get back You're going to bust it You couldn't take candy from a baby without coming out on the short end - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:07 You couldn't take candy from a baby without coming out... You don't have to kiss but you ought to at least shake on it - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:07 You don't have to kiss but you ought to at least shake... Two bits I only got half a shave - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 Two bits I only got half a shave We want you to have our nugget - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:07 We want you to have our nugget I'm going to buy some new toes - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 I'm going to buy some new toes Sorry that I offered you a drink in the saloon too - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:34 Sorry that I offered you a drink in the saloon too What's that Salt pork I think - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:19 What's that Salt pork I think All the riders of the apple dumpling gang - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:32 All the riders of the apple dumpling gang I'll tell you one thing If Ever get in shooting distance of Amos Tucker - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:17 I'll tell you one thing If Ever get in shooting... Deuces bet a dollar No I'm going to San Francisco tonight - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:17 Deuces bet a dollar No I'm going to San Francisco... When Mr Stockley gets mad he uses words I never heard before - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 When Mr Stockley gets mad he uses words I never heard before Everybody sit down and shut up Edgar you get back in your seat - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:09 Everybody sit down and shut up Edgar you get back in your... Why has he got your cherished token of a lady's affection - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 Why has he got your cherished token of a lady's... If we go to Mrs Stockley will she hit us - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:07 If we go to Mrs Stockley will she hit us Again? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:08 Again? Ah! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:16 Ah! All right. Come on. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:08 All right. Come on. All right! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:07 All right! - Amos? Amos!
- Yeah? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 - Amos? Amos! - Yeah? Annulment papers. Bring them
to the Marysville courthouse. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:08 Annulment papers. Bring them to the Marysville courthouse. Anyone know where Albert keeps
his corkscrew? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 Anyone know where Albert keeps his corkscrew? Are we trapped? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 Are we trapped? Being a family man
is quite a responsibility. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 Being a family man is quite a responsibility. Bless my suspender button Donavan I haven't seen you since - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:17 Bless my suspender button Donavan I haven't seen you... Bobby? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 Bobby? But what Your rear's on fire - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:16 But what Your rear's on fire Charley? I seem to have left my purse
at the office. I was... - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:12 Charley? I seem to have left my purse at the office. I was..... - Clovis don't like to be touched.
- Don't he? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 - Clovis don't like to be touched. - Don't he? Clovis don't like to be touched Don't he - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:04 Clovis don't like to be touched Don't he Clovis! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:12 Clovis! Come along Celia This is no place for a lady - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 Come along Celia This is no place for a lady Come on, Clarice. Come on! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 Come on, Clarice. Come on! Deuces bet a dollar No I'm going to San Francisco tonight - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 Deuces bet a dollar No I'm going to San Francisco... Do you always kiss like that? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:25 Do you always kiss like that? Do you always kiss like that - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 Do you always kiss like that Donavan! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:28 Donavan! Don't do that! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:29 Don't do that! Don't worry. Soon as we get across,
it'll be all downhill. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 Don't worry. Soon as we get across, it'll be all d... - Find any gold yet?
- No, did you? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 - Find any gold yet? - No, did you? Get back! You're going to bust it! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:15 Get back! You're going to bust it! Get down! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:15 Get down! Get out of the way! Get out of there! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 Get out of the way! Get out of there! Get the sheriff! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:14 Get the sheriff! Get up, Clarice! You can rest
when we get to Mexico! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 Get up, Clarice! You can rest when we get to Mexico! God poured your brains in with a teaspoon and someone joggled his arm - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:11 God poured your brains in with a teaspoon and someone... Gold! It's a gold nugget, Lily! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:11 Gold! It's a gold nugget, Lily! Good day, sir. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:27 Good day, sir. Had some extra son-of-a-gun stew.
It was throw it out or bring it up here. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:07 Had some extra son-of-a-gun stew. It was throw it out or bri... Hi! - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:25 Hi! Hold up. I heard you were
about to gavel off my kin. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:06 Hold up. I heard you were about to gavel off my kin. How much money you figure that dude's got - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:13 How much money you figure that dude's got How'd you do that? - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:16 How'd you do that? Howdy. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:09 Howdy. I know but Dusty She's a fine specimen of womanhood - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:10 I know but Dusty She's a fine specimen of womanhood I never teamed prospects like you You're like ice cream and whiskey - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:12 I never teamed prospects like you You're like ice cream... If you press them, they'll keep forever. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:15 If you press them, they'll keep forever. I'll tell you one thing If I ever get in shooting distance of Amos Tucker - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:11 I'll tell you one thing If I ever get in shooting... I'm attached to the little fellows,
but I can't care for them. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:31 I'm attached to the little fellows, but I can't ca... I'm going to buy some new toes - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:04 I'm going to buy some new toes I'm sorry, we're closed. - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:18 I'm sorry, we're closed. I'm very attached to the little fellows, - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:19 I'm very attached to the little fellows, It wasn't Jesse James
or old Black Bart - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:21 It wasn't Jesse James or old Black Bart It wasn't long they'd been gone
from the eastern shore - The Apple Dumpling Gang 00:20 It wasn't long they'd been gone from the eastern s...

Cast

Russel Donavan - Bill Bixby
Magnolia Dusty Clydesdale - Susan Clark
Theodore Ogelvie - Don Knotts
Amos Tucker - Tim Conway
Col. T.R. Clydesdale - David Wayne