"The Apple Dumpling Gang" quotes
142 video clips
00:08 That don't mean he'll Stop trying to think
00:15 God poured your brains in with a teaspoon and someone...
00:08 What happened They got married
00:27 Know something Amos
00:10 Do you always kiss like that
00:16 Mr Donavan What
00:17 How much money you figure that dude's got
00:13 Homer If you need a haircut my shop's closed
00:19 What have I done to deserve this Who are you talking to
00:16 But what Your rear's on fire
00:05 Where's your friend He'd better be in another...
00:14 Wait Dusty will you just let me say one word
00:04 You're not still mad because I shot you in the leg
00:14 Donavan
00:47 Where's the commodore mine
00:12 Welcome to quake city Donavan Looks like luck's against...
00:18 Bless my suspender button Donavan I haven't seen you...
00:47 This court is now in session homer McCoy presiding
00:12 I never teamed prospects like you You're like ice cream...
00:26 This is a half portion of a town but we do have certain...
00:08 Clovis don't like to be touched Don't he
00:28 Know something You and me have been through a lot together
00:13 It's a piece of cake
00:12 I know but dusty She's a fine specimen of womanhood
00:16 Three little kids Three little swindlers you mean
00:11 Get back You're going to bust it
00:07 You couldn't take candy from a baby without coming out...
00:07 You don't have to kiss but you ought to at least shake...
00:10 Two bits I only got half a shave
00:07 We want you to have our nugget
00:10 I'm going to buy some new toes
00:34 Sorry that I offered you a drink in the saloon too
00:19 What's that Salt pork I think
00:32 All the riders of the apple dumpling gang
00:17 I'll tell you one thing If Ever get in shooting...
00:17 Deuces bet a dollar No I'm going to San Francisco...
00:14 When Mr Stockley gets mad he uses words I never heard before
00:09 Everybody sit down and shut up Edgar you get back in your...
00:10 Why has he got your cherished token of a lady's...
00:07 If we go to Mrs Stockley will she hit us
00:08 Again?
00:16 Ah!
00:08 All right. Come on.
00:07 All right!
00:06 - Amos? Amos!
- Yeah?
00:08 Annulment papers. Bring them
to the Marysville courthouse.
00:06 Anyone know where Albert keeps
his corkscrew?
00:14 Are we trapped?
00:14 Being a family man
is quite a responsibility.
00:17 Bless my suspender button Donavan I haven't seen you...
00:06 Bobby?
00:16 But what Your rear's on fire
00:12 Charley? I seem to have left my purse
at the office. I was.....
00:06 - Clovis don't like to be touched.
- Don't he?
00:04 Clovis don't like to be touched Don't he
00:12 Clovis!
00:06 Come along Celia This is no place for a lady
00:10 Come on, Clarice. Come on!
00:10 Deuces bet a dollar No I'm going to San Francisco...
00:25 Do you always kiss like that?
00:06 Do you always kiss like that
00:28 Donavan!
00:29 Don't do that!
00:06 Don't worry. Soon as we get across,
it'll be all d...
00:14 - Find any gold yet?
- No, did you?
00:15 Get back! You're going to bust it!
00:15 Get down!
00:14 Get out of the way! Get out of there!
00:14 Get the sheriff!
00:10 Get up, Clarice! You can rest
when we get to Mexico!
00:11 God poured your brains in with a teaspoon and someone...
00:11 Gold! It's a gold nugget, Lily!
00:27 Good day, sir.
00:07 Had some extra son-of-a-gun stew.
It was throw it out or bri...
00:25 Hi!
00:06 Hold up. I heard you were
about to gavel off my kin.
00:13 How much money you figure that dude's got
00:16 How'd you do that?
00:09 Howdy.
00:10 I know but Dusty She's a fine specimen of womanhood
00:12 I never teamed prospects like you You're like ice cream...
00:15 If you press them, they'll keep forever.
00:11 I'll tell you one thing If I ever get in shooting...
00:31 I'm attached to the little fellows,
but I can't ca...
00:04 I'm going to buy some new toes
00:18 I'm sorry, we're closed.
00:19 I'm very attached to the little fellows,
00:21 It wasn't Jesse James
or old Black Bart
00:20 It wasn't long they'd been gone
from the eastern s...
Cast
Russel Donavan - Bill Bixby
Magnolia Dusty Clydesdale - Susan Clark
Theodore Ogelvie - Don Knotts
Amos Tucker - Tim Conway
Col. T.R. Clydesdale - David Wayne