I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt. ... and I push it into her...
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Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt.
Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] ... and I push it into her unwilling anus.
Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out.
Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. It looks like a serated sea snake. Remember when I took you to Sea World? Yeah.
Andy Richter: And all the stuff shoots on her face.
Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass
[pantomines holding his penis]
Doug Stanhope: It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. I'll show you a little bit later.
Andy Richter: The brother comes out. He eats stuff off her face.
Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. We give the first few rows garbage bags. Have you seen Gallagher?
[baby begins to cry]
Doug Stanhope: Yeah I didn't like it that much myself.
Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor.
Doug Stanhope: and he says taa-daa!
Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats"
[long pause]
Andy Richter: and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews?
Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] ... and I push it into her unwilling anus.
Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out.
Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. It looks like a serated sea snake. Remember when I took you to Sea World? Yeah.
Andy Richter: And all the stuff shoots on her face.
Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass
[pantomines holding his penis]
Doug Stanhope: It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. I'll show you a little bit later.
Andy Richter: The brother comes out. He eats stuff off her face.
Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. We give the first few rows garbage bags. Have you seen Gallagher?
[baby begins to cry]
Doug Stanhope: Yeah I didn't like it that much myself.
Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor.
Doug Stanhope: and he says taa-daa!
Andy Richter: And the man says "The Aristocrats"
[long pause]
Andy Richter: and did I mention that two of the men are probably Jews?
Full Transcript
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And I push it into her unwilling anus
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And I move my wiener back and forth until stuff shoots out
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So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum
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It looks like an ulcerated sea snake
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Remember when I took you to SeaWorld Yeah
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And all the stuff shoots onto her face
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I stick my cock in her ass
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and it's like a shillelagh all knotted with boils and fibrous tumours
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I'll show you a little bit later
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The brother comes out He eats the stuff off her face
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With his bleeding anus splattering on the crowd
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We give the front row garbage bags Have you ever seen Gallagher
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Whimpers Yeah I didn't like it that much myself
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They ate the poop off the floor
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And he says Ta da
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And the man says The Aristocrats
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And both of the men are probably Jews
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Movie Summary
One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
