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The Aristocrats

My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland...

Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80!

Full Transcript

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My grandmother on the stage has an abortion
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Gives birth to a three pound Shetland pony
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The kids are Siamese twins attached at the ass
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My grandfather is the jockey Comes in third and paid 280
Duration
13 seconds
Views
94
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:47
Uploaded
May 24, 2024
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Mighty Cheese Productions

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Movie Summary

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
People can get up on stage if they wanna finger my niece - The Aristocrats 00:08
People can get up on stage if they wanna finger my niece
A lot of you are probably saying Wait Backtrack a little here - The Aristocrats 00:24
A lot of you are probably saying Wait Backtrack a little...
He could have arms like Popeye - The Aristocrats 00:05
He could have arms like Popeye
The people are abusing each other There's incest - The Aristocrats 00:06
The people are abusing each other There's incest
It's a perfect joke - The Aristocrats 00:12
It's a perfect joke
And let me tell you when my seven year old daughter - The Aristocrats 00:08
And let me tell you when my seven year old daughter
And then the talent agent says That's awful What do you call the act - The Aristocrats 02:13
And then the talent agent says That's awful What do you...
Where did these people find employment - The Aristocrats 00:09
Where did these people find employment
My son comes out I shoot him in the head and I fuck the bullet hole - The Aristocrats 00:19
My son comes out I shoot him in the head and I fuck the...
AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS - The Aristocrats 00:04
AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS
Man Chuckling - The Aristocrats 00:05
Man Chuckling
Did you ever notice when you kick your girlfriend in the cunt she calls the cops on you - The Aristocrats 00:07
Did you ever notice when you kick your girlfriend in the...
It's this family the Cavanaghs Anne and William - The Aristocrats 00:36
It's this family the Cavanaghs Anne and William
Sobs - The Aristocrats 00:17
Sobs
That's my friend Paul and I'm looking at his dinger - The Aristocrats 02:14
That's my friend Paul and I'm looking at his...
Once for Hanukkah he gave me some slim Tampax - The Aristocrats 00:09
Once for Hanukkah he gave me some slim Tampax
Can I get a copy of this I'd like to send it to the kids on the show Full House - The Aristocrats 00:06
Can I get a copy of this I'd like to send it to the...
My mother is a golden shower queen - The Aristocrats 00:05
My mother is a golden shower queen
As Liza Minnelli I'm going to sit on top of the piano and fit the whole thing in my vagina - The Aristocrats 01:03
As Liza Minnelli I'm going to sit on top of the piano...
This is a joke exclusive to show business - The Aristocrats 00:08
This is a joke exclusive to show business