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Y b MAN The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly
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The Aristocrats

The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly and hits me...

[first lines]
George Carlin: The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly and hits me with a hammer. It's just, "Here we go folks."

Full Transcript

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Y b MAN The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly
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Y b and it hits me with a hammer
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It's just Here we go folks
Duration
10 seconds
Views
87
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:10
Uploaded
May 24, 2024
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Mighty Cheese Productions

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Movie Summary

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties - The Aristocrats 00:06
I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties
I am catching the ping pong balls and I am catching them in my ass - The Aristocrats 00:05
I am catching the ping pong balls and I am catching them in...
Six midgets come out They have sex in a kiddie pool - The Aristocrats 00:08
Six midgets come out They have sex in a kiddie pool
My grandmother on the stage has an abortion - The Aristocrats 00:13
My grandmother on the stage has an abortion
People can get up on stage if they wanna finger my niece - The Aristocrats 00:08
People can get up on stage if they wanna finger my niece
A lot of you are probably saying Wait Backtrack a little here - The Aristocrats 00:24
A lot of you are probably saying Wait Backtrack a little...
He could have arms like Popeye - The Aristocrats 00:05
He could have arms like Popeye
The people are abusing each other There's incest - The Aristocrats 00:06
The people are abusing each other There's incest
It's a perfect joke - The Aristocrats 00:12
It's a perfect joke
And let me tell you when my seven year old daughter - The Aristocrats 00:08
And let me tell you when my seven year old daughter
And then the talent agent says That's awful What do you call the act - The Aristocrats 02:13
And then the talent agent says That's awful What do you...
Where did these people find employment - The Aristocrats 00:09
Where did these people find employment
My son comes out I shoot him in the head and I fuck the bullet hole - The Aristocrats 00:19
My son comes out I shoot him in the head and I fuck the...
AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS - The Aristocrats 00:04
AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS
Man Chuckling - The Aristocrats 00:05
Man Chuckling
Did you ever notice when you kick your girlfriend in the cunt she calls the cops on you - The Aristocrats 00:07
Did you ever notice when you kick your girlfriend in the...
It's this family the Cavanaghs Anne and William - The Aristocrats 00:36
It's this family the Cavanaghs Anne and William
Sobs - The Aristocrats 00:17
Sobs
That's my friend Paul and I'm looking at his dinger - The Aristocrats 02:14
That's my friend Paul and I'm looking at his...
Once for Hanukkah he gave me some slim Tampax - The Aristocrats 00:09
Once for Hanukkah he gave me some slim Tampax