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The Artful Dodger

You wouldn't be ableto wipe your own arse

You wouldn't be able
to wipe your own arse

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You wouldn't be able to wipe your own arse.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:04
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
crime, drama, history
Production
RAI

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Movie Summary

Set in 1850s Australia, the series follows the adult double life of Charles Dickens' famous prince of thieves. Dodger is now a surgeon, but he can't shake his predilection for crime.
S01 • E02 Maybe that's what your shambles of a relative is for, eh? - The Artful Dodger 00:06
Maybe that's what your shambles of a relative is for, e...
S01 • E05 I'm from a good family, dating back to 1256. - The Artful Dodger 00:05
I'm from a good family, dating back to 1256.
S01 • E05 - I apologise. Unreservedly. - No. Too late. - The Artful Dodger 00:05
- I apologise. Unreservedly. - No. Too late.
S01 • E05 - Stop this. - Honour must be served. - The Artful Dodger 00:05
- Stop this. - Honour must be served.
S01 • E01 Now, ladies and gentlemen, - The Artful Dodger 00:07
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
S01 • E02 So, who's this Captain Gaines geezer? - The Artful Dodger 00:05
So, who's this Captain Gaines geezer?
S01 • E06 (PATRONS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) - The Artful Dodger 00:07
(PATRONS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
S01 • E07 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - (ALL YELLING) - The Artful Dodger 00:05
- (BLOWS WHISTLE) - (ALL YELLING)
S01 • E06 And you've got to remember, Dodge, hers isn't yours. - The Artful Dodger 00:07
And you've got to remember, Dodge, hers isn't your...
S01 • E02 No, don't work like that, you hairy carpet bag. - The Artful Dodger 00:06
No, don't work like that, you hairy carpet bag.
S01 • E06 In fact, I am approaching strutting pigeon. - The Artful Dodger 00:06
In fact, I am approaching strutting pigeon.
S01 • E01 Yes. I rather thought he was more competent - The Artful Dodger 00:07
Yes. I rather thought he was more competent
S01 • E05 This one looks inoperable, Dr. Dawkins. He will need a cane if he survives. - The Artful Dodger 00:08
This one looks inoperable, Dr. Dawkins. He will need a cane ...
S01 • E02 So, before I face the inevitable, - The Artful Dodger 00:07
So, before I face the inevitable,
S01 • E01 - I've been robbed! - Search everyone! No one leaves. - The Artful Dodger 00:05
- I've been robbed! - Search everyone! No one leaves.
S01 • E05 What we have here, - The Artful Dodger 00:09
What we have here,
S01 • E02 For I know, you to be a gentleman of honour - The Artful Dodger 00:07
For I know, you to be a gentleman of honour
S01 • E06 The crime, - The Artful Dodger 00:10
The crime,
S01 • E05 He is also my Head Surgeon - The Artful Dodger 00:09
He is also my Head Surgeon
S01 • E05 For this reason, it requires the steadiest of hands, - The Artful Dodger 00:16
For this reason, it requires the steadiest of hands,