"The Avengers" quotes

The Avengers poster
Earth's mightiest heroes must come together and learn to fight as a team if they are going to stop the mischievous Loki and his alien army from enslaving humanity.

Director: Joss Whedon
Writer: Joss Whedon, Zak Penn
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 8.0
BoxOffice: $623,357,910
Released: 04 May 2012
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 38 wins & 80 nominations total

112 Clips

I've got a cluster of shrapnel - The Avengers 01:45
I've got a cluster of shrapnel
Is that the only word on me - The Avengers 00:23
Is that the only word on me
Is everything a joke to you - The Avengers 00:16
Is everything a joke to you
Is this about the Avengers - The Avengers 00:53
Is this about the Avengers
In case it's unclear - The Avengers 02:44
In case it's unclear
I'm not afraid to hit an old man - The Avengers 00:14
I'm not afraid to hit an old man
Threatening - The Avengers 01:05
Threatening
If it's all the same to you - The Avengers 00:18
If it's all the same to you
I'd sit this one out - The Avengers 00:39
I'd sit this one out
I wouldn't consider him a role model - The Avengers 00:21
I wouldn't consider him a role model
I thought we were having a moment - The Avengers 00:20
I thought we were having a moment
I thought humans were more evolved than this - The Avengers 00:25
I thought humans were more evolved than this
I need a minute here - The Avengers 00:14
I need a minute here
I was in Calcutta - The Avengers 01:02
I was in Calcutta
I have unfinished business with Loki - The Avengers 00:17
I have unfinished business with Loki
I got his attention - The Avengers 00:16
I got his attention
I don't like it - The Avengers 01:16
I don't like it
I do not know - The Avengers 01:28
I do not know
You're not wrong - The Avengers 00:24
You're not wrong
You're gonna lose - The Avengers 00:45
You're gonna lose
You're at 114 Solenski Plaza - The Avengers 01:28
You're at 114 Solenski Plaza
You think you can hold them off - The Avengers 00:20
You think you can hold them off
You speak of control - The Avengers 00:57
You speak of control
You should come by Stark Tower sometime - The Avengers 00:36
You should come by Stark Tower sometime
You really have got a lid on it - The Avengers 00:28
You really have got a lid on it
You need men in these buildings - The Avengers 01:31
You need men in these buildings
You might want to step inside in a minute - The Avengers 00:43
You might want to step inside in a minute
You know that - The Avengers 01:29
You know that
I come with glad tidings - The Avengers 00:46
I come with glad tidings
I can close it - The Avengers 01:01
I can close it
I am a god - The Avengers 00:24
I am a god
How will your friends have time for me - The Avengers 00:36
How will your friends have time for me
How many agents did I - The Avengers 01:55
How many agents did I
How does it work now - The Avengers 00:49
How does it work now
How does Fury even see these - The Avengers 00:16
How does Fury even see these
How about that - The Avengers 00:18
How about that
He made it personal - The Avengers 01:48
He made it personal
Got a lot of strays sniffing your tail - The Avengers 00:36
Got a lot of strays sniffing your tail
From outer space - The Avengers 00:21
From outer space
Shut it down - The Avengers 01:12
Shut it down
Does Loki need any particular kind of power source - The Avengers 03:11
Does Loki need any particular kind of power source
Do not touch me again - The Avengers 01:02
Do not touch me again
Director Fury - The Avengers 00:55
Director Fury
Councilman - The Avengers 01:55
Councilman
Come on in - The Avengers 01:00
Come on in
Big antlers - The Avengers 00:49
Big antlers
Because of him - The Avengers 01:47
Because of him
Aren't you - The Avengers 00:46
Aren't you
Are you nuts - The Avengers 00:12
Are you nuts
Are you ever NOT going to fall for that - The Avengers 00:15
Are you ever NOT going to fall for that
And his allies - The Avengers 01:08
And his allies
An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence - The Avengers 00:21
An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence
Agent Romanoff - The Avengers 05:29
Agent Romanoff
Agent Barton - The Avengers 00:42
Agent Barton
A lot of people were - The Avengers 03:01
A lot of people were
You have no idea what you're dealing with - The Avengers 00:28
You have no idea what you're dealing with
You gotta fight it - The Avengers 00:45
You gotta fight it
Why did Fury call us in - The Avengers 00:48
Why did Fury call us in
Where is the Tesseract - The Avengers 04:24
Where is the Tesseract
Where are the Avengers - The Avengers 02:03
Where are the Avengers
When I went under - The Avengers 03:03
When I went under
When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics - The Avengers 00:40
When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics
What's the matter - The Avengers 00:24
What's the matter
What's his play - The Avengers 02:24
What's his play
What just happened - The Avengers 00:53
What just happened
What else you got - The Avengers 00:24
What else you got
What do we do - The Avengers 00:12
What do we do
What are you - The Avengers 01:53
What are you
What are you doing - The Avengers 01:51
What are you doing
In New York - The Avengers 00:15
In New York
What is all of this - The Avengers 00:27
What is all of this
We're facing a potential global catastrophe - The Avengers 02:36
We're facing a potential global catastrophe
Well I see better from a distance - The Avengers 01:20
Well I see better from a distance
We need a plan of attack - The Avengers 00:15
We need a plan of attack
We got him - The Avengers 00:31
We got him
We don't know - The Avengers 00:57
We don't know
We are not your enemies - The Avengers 00:14
We are not your enemies
Up in his nest - The Avengers 00:13
Up in his nest
Until such time as the world ends - The Avengers 00:23
Until such time as the world ends
Until we can close that portal - The Avengers 01:33
Until we can close that portal
This is not how I wanted this evening to go - The Avengers 00:29
This is not how I wanted this evening to go
This is just like Budapest all over again - The Avengers 00:24
This is just like Budapest all over again
This all seems horrible - The Avengers 00:18
This all seems horrible
They are not the cowering wretches we were promised - The Avengers 00:36
They are not the cowering wretches we were promised
These were in Phil Coulson's jacket - The Avengers 02:29
These were in Phil Coulson's jacket
There's no stopping it - The Avengers 00:25
There's no stopping it
There was quite the buzz around here - The Avengers 00:47
There was quite the buzz around here
There was a - The Avengers 01:42
There was a
Then suit up - The Avengers 00:14
Then suit up
The Tesseract has awakened - The Avengers 01:04
The Tesseract has awakened
The rest is up to you - The Avengers 01:05
The rest is up to you
The god rabbited - The Avengers 00:52
The god rabbited
The Chitauri grow restless - The Avengers 02:52
The Chitauri grow restless
The Avengers - The Avengers 03:09
The Avengers
That's on you - The Avengers 00:44
That's on you
That's enough - The Avengers 00:49
That's enough
That man is playing Galaga - The Avengers 00:20
That man is playing Galaga
Thank you for coming - The Avengers 02:40
Thank you for coming
Target acquired - The Avengers 00:18
Target acquired
Still working on believing - The Avengers 00:18
Still working on believing
Should have got paid up front - The Avengers 02:57
Should have got paid up front
Reindeer Games - The Avengers 00:12
Reindeer Games
Raise the mizzenmast - The Avengers 00:15
Raise the mizzenmast
Please don't - The Avengers 02:32
Please don't
Our biggest guns couldn't touch it - The Avengers 00:59
Our biggest guns couldn't touch it
Now might be a good time for you to get angry - The Avengers 00:26
Now might be a good time for you to get angry
No hard feelings - The Avengers 00:18
No hard feelings
National Guard - The Avengers 00:31
National Guard
Monitors potential threats - The Avengers 00:53
Monitors potential threats
Levels are holding steady - The Avengers 02:41
Levels are holding steady
Kneel before me - The Avengers 02:00
Kneel before me
Just don't - The Avengers 00:16
Just don't

Cast

Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr.
Steve Rogers - Chris Evans
Bruce Banner - Mark Ruffalo
Natasha Romanoff - Scarlett Johansson
Clint Barton - Jeremy Renner
Agent Phil Coulson - Clark Gregg
Agent Maria Hill - Cobie Smulders
Nick Fury - Samuel L. Jackson
Pepper Potts - Gwyneth Paltrow
Jarvis - Paul Bettany
The Other - Alexis Denisof
NASA Scientist - Tina Benko
Georgi Luchkov - Jerzy Skolimowski
Weaselly Thug - Kirill Nikiforov
Tall Thug - Jeff Wolfe
Young Girl (as M'laah Singh) - M'laah Kaur Singh
Calcutta Woman - Rashmi Rustagi
World Security Council - Powers Boothe
World Security Council - Jenny Agutter
World Security Council - Arthur Darbinyan
World Security Council - Donald Li
Carrier Bridge Tech - Warren Kole
Carrier Bridge Tech - Alicia Sixtos
Carrier Bridge Tech - Jesse Garcia
Agent Jasper Sitwell - Maximiliano Hernández
Gala Scientist - Dieter Riesle
German Old Man - Kenneth Tigar
Young Shield Pilot - Walter Perez
Security Guard - Harry Dean Stanton
Maintenance Guy - Josh Cowdery
Waitress - Ashley Johnson
Japanese Family - Katsumi Komatsu
Japanese Family - Yumiko Komatsu
Japanese Family - Momoko Komatsu
Police Sergeant - Robert Clohessy
Young Cop - Enver Gjokaj
Office Woman - Fernanda Toker
News Reporter - Andrea Vecchio
News Reporter - Robin Swoboda
Faceless Pilot - Brent McGee
Celebration Montage Interviewee - Jamie McShane
Celebration Montage Interviewee - Michael Zhang
Celebration Montage Interviewee (as Wiliams Christopher Stevens) - William Christopher Stephens
Celebration Montage Interviewee (as Kelley Robins Hicks) - Kelley Robins
Shawna Lynde - Romy Rosemont
Senator Boynton - James Eckhouse
Stan Lee - Stan Lee
Pat Kiernan - Pat Kiernan
Thomas Roberts - Thomas Roberts
Café patron - Davis Allsop
German Pedestrian - Catherine Anderson
Lentil Merchant - Ricardo Andres
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Logan Bennett
Celebration Montage Man Shaving Beard - Mayank Bhatter
Gala Guest - Sharita Bone
Museum Gala Patron - Jason Botsford
Scared Spectator - Stephen Bullard
Stuttgart Biergarten patron - Mary Kate Campbell
Museum Gala Patron - Kadrolsha Ona Carole
Mercenary - Max Cavenham
S.H.I.E.L.D. Guard - Gene N. Chavez
NYPD Police Officer - Dale Coffman
Museum Patron - Suzie Coker
Gala Guest - Layla Cushman
Soldier - Robert Dean
Museum Gala Guest - Rick Dremann
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Mark Falvo
Pedestrian - Keith Fausnaught
Reluctant Loki Worshipper - John Fecek
The Hulk (voice) - Lou Ferrigno
Pedestrian - Rod Fielder
Stuttgart Citizen - Eric Frank
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Richard Garcia
Stuttgart Driver - Jorge J. González
NYC Pedestrian - Tina Grimm
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Israel Hall
Museum Gala Patron - Carmen Dee Harris
Mercenary - Josh Heileman
Gala Party Goer - Dominique Henderson
Screaming Pedestrian - Hannah Henriques
NYC Detective - Moe Hindi
Cab Driver - Michael Huante
Pedestrian - Mike Karban
Stuttgart Beer Garden Waitress - Carrie Kelley
Mercenary - Patrick Kellums
News Boy - Great Kim
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Demoine Kinney
German Pedestrian - Sean Kleefeld
Principal - Evan Kole
Hostage - Annette Lawless
Road Worker - Brandon Matthew Layne
Civilian - Scott Ligon
Limo Driver - Kimberly J. Mahoney
Helicarrier Medical Team Leader - Todd Manes
New York City Pedestrian - David L. Marston
Guard - Sean Meehan
Woman in Restaurant - Jillian Morgese
Hannah Rippenger - Alexandria Morrow
Waitress - Joti Nagra
Gala Museum Patron - Holly Neelie
New York City Pedestrian - Joseph O'Brien
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Andrea-Nichole Olivas
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Jeremy Orr
New York Pedestrian - Nate Paige
Shiel Employee - Martin Palmer
Mercenary - Francisco Peramos
Museum Gala Guest - Maria Perossa
Beer Garden Patron - Roger Petan
Helicarrier Shield Agent - Daniel Pimentel
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Loki Escort - Frank Powers
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - Jaime Powers
Stuttgart Gala Patron - Brent Reichert
Gala Guest - Darwin Reina
S.H.E.I.L.D. Agent - Kelly Ruble
Restaurant Patron - Gina Sarno
Gala Guest - Debbie Scaletta
New York City Police Officer - Robert B. Schneider IV
Agent Scott Kelly - Shaun V. Scott
New York Police Officer in Firefight - Jeff Seich
Stuttgart Beer Garden Patron - Christina Shaffer
Lab Tech - Alonda Shevette
Museum Gala Patron - Douglas Slygh
Pedestrian - Jimmy Star
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #4 - Colin Strause
Gala Patron - Robert P. Thitoff
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent - George Thomas
Pedestrian - Shane Thompson
Mercenary - Jerry Lee Tucker
Child on News #1 - Tai Urban
Running Pedestrian - Chris Vaina
Sweeper - Sandra Weston
Gala Patron - Jasmine With
Carrier Bridge Tech - Jacob Francis Worrall
Barbershop - Seth Zielicke