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The Baby

38-year-old Natasha is furious that her closest friends are all having babies. When she suddenly finds herself with a baby of her own, her life dramatically implodes and twists itself into a bizarre horror show.

Director

N/A

Year

Genre

comedy, horror, mystery

Production

Columbia Pictures

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

The Baby

The Baby

Natasha

Michelle de Swarte

Mrs. Eaves

Bobbi

Lydia

Helen

Nour

Sam

Mags

Lyle

Patrice Naiambana

Jack

Raffi

Rakye Jones Duncan

Raffi

Zharae Jones Duncan

Rita

Yolanda Ray

Barbara

Sally

Benji

Otis Christiansen

Misty

Honey

Meredith

Fred

Jacob

Judy

Skye

Llewellyn

Lester

Leslie Davidoff

Gabor

Patricia

Old Jack

Fooze

Len

Charlie Wernham

Nurse

Avery

Tim

Barista

Elijah W Harris

UoF Passport Control

Bruv

Jerry

Glodean

Sonia

Jessica Gopisingh

Claudia

Kimberley Nixon

Kimberley

Georgina Blackledge

Bessie

Jessica Whitehurst

Amy

Jinn

Beverley

Woman with Pram

Asha

Stevo

Angus

Mikey

Emily

Hilary

Lin

Heather

Kid 1

Jeanette

Jessica Murrain

Officer Wren

Kid 2

Young Natasha

Kayla-Rose Pochen

Sergeant Nielsen

Older Glodean

Police Officer

Doctor

Young Bobbi

Luna Blue Delandro-Abraham

Judy

Eleanor Barrett

Child

Bertie George Venn

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Please get out of my head.
Please stop. - The Baby

Please get out of my head. Please stop.

(cuts hair) - The Baby

You just bulldoze your way
through every situation. - The Baby

You just bulldoze your way through every situation.

Worried for their...
"psycho sexual development." - The Baby

Worried for their... "psycho sexual development."

Uh, w-well, um,
m-my partner and I, - The Baby

Uh, w-well, um, m-my partner and I,

You were rude. You
e-embarrass me... - The Baby

You were rude. You e-embarrass me...

I bought some things...
for the baby. - The Baby

I bought some things... for the baby.

All I want is a best mate - The Baby

All I want is a best mate

All right, welcome
to the gender binary. - The Baby

All right, welcome to the gender binary.

(upbeat music playing) - The Baby

(upbeat music playing)

Narrator
Archeologists now believe - The Baby

Narrator Archeologists now believe

I already feel like
I'm fighting that - The Baby

I already feel like I'm fighting that

- You might as well have it.
- Wow... Thanks, Bob. - The Baby

- You might as well have it. - Wow... Thanks, Bob.

But I want my chocolate coin! - The Baby

But I want my chocolate coin!

- Should probably get...
- I wanted to say sorry... - The Baby

- Should probably get... - I wanted to say sorry...

Others argue that
it was a religious site, - The Baby

Others argue that it was a religious site,

At Jupiter House, - The Baby

At Jupiter House,

- We only raise them in joy.
- Only in joy. - The Baby

- We only raise them in joy. - Only in joy.

("Al Zman Saib" by
Fadoul playing) - (cheering) - The Baby

("Al Zman Saib" by Fadoul playing) - (cheering)

To be honest, I was jealous...
about you having a baby. - The Baby

To be honest, I was jealous... about you having a baby.

You tried to tell me what
was going on with you... - The Baby

You tried to tell me what was going on with you...

Why you wanna be like
all these dicks, dude? - The Baby

Why you wanna be like all these dicks, dude?

...conquest of the mighty
pre-Columbian civilization - The Baby

...conquest of the mighty pre-Columbian civilization

(cheering) - The Baby

Well, if you think it's
so funny, do it yourself! - The Baby

Well, if you think it's so funny, do it yourself!

Doors opening. - The Baby

No, no, no.
No one wants to see that. - The Baby

No, no, no. No one wants to see that.

- Love you!
- (sighs) - The Baby

- Love you! - (sighs)

...to be inspired creatively - The Baby

...to be inspired creatively

...the world's
most spectacular - The Baby

...the world's most spectacular

He's just a baby.
He's just a baby. - The Baby

He's just a baby. He's just a baby.

So nice of you to bring
all of this stuff. - The Baby

So nice of you to bring all of this stuff.

Honestly.
It's more than enough. - The Baby

Honestly. It's more than enough.

She needs changing,
like, 25 times a day. - The Baby

She needs changing, like, 25 times a day.

- Um... I like pistachio.
- Pistachios are great. - The Baby

- Um... I like pistachio. - Pistachios are great.

Yeah!
She's a real poop machine. - The Baby

Yeah! She's a real poop machine.

So, listen, Bobbi, we think - The Baby

So, listen, Bobbi, we think

Do you ever feel like you're at a party
where you don't speak the language? - The Baby

Do you ever feel like you're at a party where you don&#...

I've changed
a baby's nappy before. - The Baby

I've changed a baby's nappy before.

I like walnuts... 'cause
they look like tiny brains. - The Baby

I like walnuts... 'cause they look like tiny brains.

But we're just gonna ask you
to wait another six months, - The Baby

But we're just gonna ask you to wait another six months...

You know, my niece came
out really white as well. - The Baby

You know, my niece came out really white as well.

W-We'd be very, very
mindful of allergies. - The Baby

W-We'd be very, very mindful of allergies.

- He was so happy to see Mum.
- Aww. - The Baby

- He was so happy to see Mum. - Aww.

He just gazed at her the
whole night. It was so cute. - The Baby

He just gazed at her the whole night. It was so cute.

All right, don't smoke
in front of anyone - The Baby

All right, don't smoke in front of anyone

She's super excited.
We, We both are... Yeah. - The Baby

She's super excited. We, We both are... Yeah.

His mother rejected him
as a pup, - The Baby

His mother rejected him as a pup,

- Jesus!
- Oh god! Sorry, uh. - The Baby

- Jesus! - Oh god! Sorry, uh.

I-In fact, I'm
normally early, yeah. - The Baby

I-In fact, I'm normally early, yeah.

Never these two, unless
you wanna look like a twat. - The Baby

Never these two, unless you wanna look like a twat.

(light music playing) - The Baby

(light music playing)

And if someone asks
you for a cigarette, - The Baby

And if someone asks you for a cigarette,

Yeah, last time I saw Lydia
was, like, a month ago - The Baby

Yeah, last time I saw Lydia was, like, a month ago

Unless it's your last one, - The Baby

Unless it's your last one,

Bobbi, it's just your - The Baby

Bobbi, it's just your

She stopped
coming to work, - The Baby

She stopped coming to work,

Being a parent is
for the long haul, - The Baby

Being a parent is for the long haul,

Three brothers are
building a house. - The Baby

Three brothers are building a house.

By day, they graft. By
night, the house falls down. - The Baby

By day, they graft. By night, the house falls down.

I just got a text, Bob.
You said you needed me. - The Baby

I just got a text, Bob. You said you needed me.

- What's happening?
- It's me. It's okay. - The Baby

- What's happening? - It's me. It's okay.

To give you some time - The Baby

To give you some time

I, I was tryin' to
text Sam... Sorry. - The Baby

I, I was tryin' to text Sam... Sorry.

(banging on door) - The Baby

(banging on door)

So they agree to sacrifice
the next person they see. - The Baby

So they agree to sacrifice the next person they see.

The first person to come
over the hill is the wife - The Baby

The first person to come over the hill is the wife

Police! Police! - The Baby

Police! Police!

So... what you're,
you're telling me is - The Baby

So... what you're, you're telling me is

She lets herself be walled - The Baby

She lets herself be walled

Why don't you tell us
who you're looking for, - The Baby

Why don't you tell us who you're looking for,

Um, look, w-we're not - The Baby

Um, look, w-we're not

But begged them - The Baby

But begged them

- I'm Bobbi's Social Worker.
- Social worker? - The Baby

- I'm Bobbi's Social Worker. - Social worker?

- It wasn't Lydia's baby.
- Sorry? - The Baby

- It wasn't Lydia's baby. - Sorry?

It's... just not
for six months. - The Baby

It's... just not for six months.

Name of Helen McGregor,
early 30s, long brown hair. - The Baby

Name of Helen McGregor, early 30s, long brown hair.

'Cause I know you're
not her yoga teacher. - The Baby

'Cause I know you're not her yoga teacher.

Husband said she has
something that belongs to him. - The Baby

Husband said she has something that belongs to him.

They do it, and the
house finally stands. - The Baby

They do it, and the house finally stands.

So, the woman
just sacrificed herself. - The Baby

So, the woman just sacrificed herself.

It's the adrenaline. - The Baby

It's the adrenaline.

You can tell her if
she wants my help, - The Baby

You can tell her if she wants my help,

- 'Sup.
- What 'bout that baby? - The Baby

- 'Sup. - What 'bout that baby?

We live in a violent world - The Baby

We live in a violent world

Yeah, I just... I
thought it would really - The Baby

Yeah, I just... I thought it would really

Some of us go our
whole lives fighting. - The Baby

Some of us go our whole lives fighting.

Sorry. Natasha can be a
bit funny with authority. - The Baby

Sorry. Natasha can be a bit funny with authority.

They want us...
to wait six months. - The Baby

They want us... to wait six months.

Listen... that woman came
in with a baby, right? - The Baby

Listen... that woman came in with a baby, right?

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★ ★ ★ ★ ★

38-year-old Natasha is furious that her closest friends are all having babies. When she suddenly finds herself with a baby of her own, her life dramatically implodes and twists itself into a bizarre horror show.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Lucy Gaymer, Sian Robins-Grace

Production: Columbia Pictures

Genre: comedy, horror, mystery

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice:

Released: 24 Apr 2022

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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