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The Baby

38-year-old Natasha is furious that her closest friends are all having babies. When she suddenly finds herself with a baby of her own, her life dramatically implodes and twists itself into a bizarre horror show.

Director

N/A

Year

Genre

comedy, horror, mystery

Production

Columbia Pictures

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

The Baby

The Baby

Natasha

Michelle de Swarte

Mrs. Eaves

Bobbi

Lydia

Helen

Nour

Sam

Mags

Lyle

Patrice Naiambana

Jack

Raffi

Rakye Jones Duncan

Raffi

Zharae Jones Duncan

Rita

Yolanda Ray

Barbara

Sally

Benji

Otis Christiansen

Misty

Honey

Meredith

Fred

Jacob

Judy

Skye

Llewellyn

Lester

Leslie Davidoff

Gabor

Patricia

Old Jack

Fooze

Len

Charlie Wernham

Nurse

Avery

Tim

Barista

Elijah W Harris

UoF Passport Control

Bruv

Jerry

Glodean

Sonia

Jessica Gopisingh

Claudia

Kimberley Nixon

Kimberley

Georgina Blackledge

Bessie

Jessica Whitehurst

Amy

Jinn

Beverley

Woman with Pram

Asha

Stevo

Angus

Mikey

Emily

Hilary

Lin

Heather

Kid 1

Jeanette

Jessica Murrain

Officer Wren

Kid 2

Young Natasha

Kayla-Rose Pochen

Sergeant Nielsen

Older Glodean

Police Officer

Doctor

Young Bobbi

Luna Blue Delandro-Abraham

Judy

Eleanor Barrett

Child

Bertie George Venn

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I think a curse is just
another story we tell ourselves. - The Baby

I think a curse is just another story we tell ourselves.

Anyway, fuck that woman.
She doesn't know a thing. - The Baby

Anyway, fuck that woman. She doesn't know a thing.

How it started isn't
what's important. - The Baby

How it started isn't what's important.

- Bob...
- This was the most important thing in my life. - The Baby

- Bob... - This was the most important thing in my life.

She dropped out of
uni after me and Dad - The Baby

She dropped out of uni after me and Dad

There's a box of your old
baby clothes in the guest room. - The Baby

There's a box of your old baby clothes in the guest roo...

- Adoption social worker.
- If you had told me about - The Baby

- Adoption social worker. - If you had told me about

Natasha and Mum don't speak, - The Baby

Natasha and Mum don't speak,

Of course, because it's
not really your baby, is it? - The Baby

Of course, because it's not really your baby, is it?

Well, reluctant
mother doesn't suit you. - The Baby

Well, reluctant mother doesn't suit you.

You don't have
anything to prove. - The Baby

You don't have anything to prove.

We... are sorting this - The Baby

We... are sorting this

To go and live in a field,
and make little clay people? - The Baby

To go and live in a field, and make little clay people?

Our mother wasn't thriving
in, in the family unit. - The Baby

Our mother wasn't thriving in, in the family unit.

(phone ringing) - The Baby

(phone ringing)

Our, Our dad was
amazing, though, - The Baby

Our, Our dad was amazing, though,

Yeah, nothin' too heavy: - The Baby

Yeah, nothin' too heavy:

Would you say your contempt
of authority figures - The Baby

Would you say your contempt of authority figures

You're evil!
You're fucking evil! - The Baby

You're evil! You're fucking evil!

(typing) - The Baby

You're a parasite!
You suck people dry. - The Baby

You're a parasite! You suck people dry.

Of course, she left you!
You're a monster! - The Baby

Of course, she left you! You're a monster!

When Sam and I first met, - The Baby

When Sam and I first met,

Dad, Dad! You all right? - The Baby

Dad, Dad! You all right?

Don't lie. Do you think
I should have a kid? - The Baby

Don't lie. Do you think I should have a kid?

Fred (whispering): Blood
pressure's a little, little high, - The Baby

Fred (whispering): Blood pressure's a little, little hi...

And we saw that it was
a, a baby-shaped hole. - The Baby

And we saw that it was a, a baby-shaped hole.

No way am I stayin' put with three
dead bodies and a creepy baby. - The Baby

No way am I stayin' put with three dead bodies and a cr...

- We want to fill that hole with love.
- Oh. - The Baby

- We want to fill that hole with love. - Oh.

Well, of course the fucking
baby's with me! Fuck! - The Baby

Well, of course the fucking baby's with me! Fuck!

Uh, yeah, okay, uh, - The Baby

Uh, yeah, okay, uh,

(opera music playing) - The Baby

(opera music playing)

Do you think bein'
Sam's sidekick - The Baby

Do you think bein' Sam's sidekick

What do you want?
What do you want? - The Baby

What do you want? What do you want?

Most important thing
is that she stays calm. - The Baby

Most important thing is that she stays calm.

Well, I don't know
why it's creepy. - The Baby

Well, I don't know why it's creepy.

You want a baby - The Baby

You want a baby

If she works herself up
with the stress, - The Baby

If she works herself up with the stress,

Jack: I can't stop thinking
about what she was exposed to. - The Baby

Jack: I can't stop thinking about what she was exposed ...

What do you want?! Just
tell me what you want! - The Baby

What do you want?! Just tell me what you want!

You can stay with us...
until you find a new place. - The Baby

You can stay with us... until you find a new place.

Get some sleep... Come on. - The Baby

Get some sleep... Come on.

Someone tells you
something you don't like, - The Baby

Someone tells you something you don't like,

If you have a kid, - The Baby

If you have a kid,

You go. Go on.
Go on. I'm fine. - The Baby

You go. Go on. Go on. I'm fine.

(laughs) - The Baby

Wh-What?
Who, who are you? - The Baby

Wh-What? Who, who are you?

(Bobbi/Natasha laughing) - The Baby

(Bobbi/Natasha laughing)

You can't even
stand up for yourself, - The Baby

You can't even stand up for yourself,

- Hi.
- Bobbi, give me the baby. - The Baby

- Hi. - Bobbi, give me the baby.

Bobbi... give me the baby. - The Baby

Bobbi... give me the baby.

Wow. Thank God for you. - The Baby

Wow. Thank God for you.

Natasha Williams...
the unrecognized martyr, - The Baby

Natasha Williams... the unrecognized martyr,

No way... Is he asleep? - The Baby

No way... Is he asleep?

We must never stop thanking you. - The Baby

We must never stop thanking you.

It's, uh, it's the Mesmer
technique. Saw it on Mumsnet. - The Baby

It's, uh, it's the Mesmer technique. Saw it on Mum...

- The fuck, Bobbi?
- What have you got... - The Baby

- The fuck, Bobbi? - What have you got...

Well, as you all know... - The Baby

Well, as you all know...

And that's why everyone
is moving on without you. - The Baby

And that's why everyone is moving on without you.

No one knows what
they're here for. - The Baby

No one knows what they're here for.

("I Got It Bad" by
Nina Simone playing) - The Baby

("I Got It Bad" by Nina Simone playing)

Summer Solstice is my
favorite night of the year. - The Baby

Summer Solstice is my favorite night of the year.

And it's not because
you're some maverick - The Baby

And it's not because you're some maverick

- -Yeah.
- It's a celebration... - The Baby

- -Yeah. - It's a celebration...

It's because you
tear through people. - The Baby

It's because you tear through people.

(latch rattling) - The Baby

(latch rattling)

Of the Dark Womb - The Baby

Of the Dark Womb

I-I tried to find something
to make me happy - The Baby

I-I tried to find something to make me happy

I'm going to take a piss, yeah?
I'll be back in a minute. - The Baby

I'm going to take a piss, yeah? I'll be back in a ...

So, what's the big plan?
Hm? What's the big plan? - The Baby

So, what's the big plan? Hm? What's the big plan?

You don't need to know
what you're here for. - The Baby

You don't need to know what you're here for.

You left him and you left me - The Baby

You left him and you left me

But on Solstice night, - The Baby

But on Solstice night,

(glass clinking, shattering) - The Baby

(glass clinking, shattering)

She should've loved him!
She made him malicious! - The Baby

She should've loved him! She made him malicious!

♪ My baby never treats ♪ - The Baby

♪ My baby never treats ♪

(Helen yelling) - The Baby

(Helen yelling)

So that we can be the best - The Baby

So that we can be the best

So, why don't
you just fuck off - The Baby

So, why don't you just fuck off

- (yelling)
- (grunting) - The Baby

- (yelling) - (grunting)

Because I have both - The Baby

Because I have both

♪ The way he should ♪ - The Baby

♪ The way he should ♪

- We can heal from this.
- Don't you start. - The Baby

- We can heal from this. - Don't you start.

And a grandchild! - The Baby

And a grandchild!

This is not about you,
Barbara, yeah? - The Baby

This is not about you, Barbara, yeah?

No! Not like this. We
have to die together! - The Baby

No! Not like this. We have to die together!

So, let's dedicate
this year's Solstice... - The Baby

So, let's dedicate this year's Solstice...

- Uh...
- Yeah. Not even the best bit, you know? - The Baby

- Uh... - Yeah. Not even the best bit, you know?

Well, Lyle
asked me to leave. - The Baby

Well, Lyle asked me to leave.

To mothers and the
children who make them! - The Baby

To mothers and the children who make them!

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38-year-old Natasha is furious that her closest friends are all having babies. When she suddenly finds herself with a baby of her own, her life dramatically implodes and twists itself into a bizarre horror show.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Lucy Gaymer, Sian Robins-Grace

Production: Columbia Pictures

Genre: comedy, horror, mystery

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

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Released: 24 Apr 2022

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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