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The Baby

38-year-old Natasha is furious that her closest friends are all having babies. When she suddenly finds herself with a baby of her own, her life dramatically implodes and twists itself into a bizarre horror show.

Director

N/A

Year

Genre

comedy, horror, mystery

Production

Columbia Pictures

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

The Baby

The Baby

Natasha

Michelle de Swarte

Mrs. Eaves

Bobbi

Lydia

Helen

Nour

Sam

Mags

Lyle

Patrice Naiambana

Jack

Raffi

Rakye Jones Duncan

Raffi

Zharae Jones Duncan

Rita

Yolanda Ray

Barbara

Sally

Benji

Otis Christiansen

Misty

Honey

Meredith

Fred

Jacob

Judy

Skye

Llewellyn

Lester

Leslie Davidoff

Gabor

Patricia

Old Jack

Fooze

Len

Charlie Wernham

Nurse

Avery

Tim

Barista

Elijah W Harris

UoF Passport Control

Bruv

Jerry

Glodean

Sonia

Jessica Gopisingh

Claudia

Kimberley Nixon

Kimberley

Georgina Blackledge

Bessie

Jessica Whitehurst

Amy

Jinn

Beverley

Woman with Pram

Asha

Stevo

Angus

Mikey

Emily

Hilary

Lin

Heather

Kid 1

Jeanette

Jessica Murrain

Officer Wren

Kid 2

Young Natasha

Kayla-Rose Pochen

Sergeant Nielsen

Older Glodean

Police Officer

Doctor

Young Bobbi

Luna Blue Delandro-Abraham

Judy

Eleanor Barrett

Child

Bertie George Venn

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Shh, shh, shh. - The Baby

This guy comes in with
these two well-old women... - The Baby

This guy comes in with these two well-old women...

I've got this.
You should just go home. - The Baby

I've got this. You should just go home.

- Go to sleep.
- Mrs. Eaves: Try singing to him. - The Baby

- Go to sleep. - Mrs. Eaves: Try singing to him.

Not that nonsense, Tashy. - The Baby

Not that nonsense, Tashy.

Yeah, so these ladies
are old, all right? - The Baby

Yeah, so these ladies are old, all right?

(singing): ♪ When
you walk in the bar ♪ - The Baby

(singing): ♪ When you walk in the bar ♪

And this guy is hot in, like,
a second cousin kind of way. - The Baby

And this guy is hot in, like, a second cousin kind of way.

Look, I've gotta go. - The Baby

Look, I've gotta go.

Love you, baby! - The Baby

Love you, baby!

- Jack...
- Please? Please, my love. - The Baby

- Jack... - Please? Please, my love.

Sorry. That was
disgusting, wasn't it? - The Baby

Sorry. That was disgusting, wasn't it?

I think I've forgotten
how normal people behave. - The Baby

I think I've forgotten how normal people behave.

- Okay.
- No, not okay. - The Baby

- Okay. - No, not okay.

It's just a lot, you know?
All the time... Forever. - The Baby

It's just a lot, you know? All the time... Forever.

She's gonna stick around
and play happy families - The Baby

She's gonna stick around and play happy families

(unsettling music playing) - The Baby

(unsettling music playing)

If you're struggling, - The Baby

If you're struggling,

(line ringing) - The Baby

This isn't my baby. - The Baby

This isn't my baby.

- Mags: The BunBun?
- The BunBun. Yes! - The Baby

- Mags: The BunBun? - The BunBun. Yes!

'Kay. Have
you got the apple? - The Baby

'Kay. Have you got the apple?

(rain pattering) - The Baby

(rain pattering)

Mags: Universe of Fun. - The Baby

Mags: Universe of Fun.

Yeah... Oh, and remember,
um, we changed the order, - The Baby

Yeah... Oh, and remember, um, we changed the order,

- Do you want me to call anyone?
- No, because I called you. - The Baby

- Do you want me to call anyone? - No, because I called you.

(percussive music playing) - The Baby

(percussive music playing)

Bobbi!
Are you okay? - The Baby

Bobbi! Are you okay?

I know they're home-schooled, - The Baby

I know they're home-schooled,

Welcome! I'm
Sam... and that's... - The Baby

Welcome! I'm Sam... and that's...

- Can you run?
- I can... power-limp. - The Baby

- Can you run? - I can... power-limp.

And we are... Sam and Bobbi! - The Baby

And we are... Sam and Bobbi!

Announcer 1: Welcome
to Universe of Fun, - The Baby

Announcer 1: Welcome to Universe of Fun,

- Okay.
- Okay. - The Baby

- Okay. - Okay.

- I need you to tell me what's going on...
- She already told you. - The Baby

- I need you to tell me what's going on... - She alread...

- Give me the baby.
- Every time I let myself - The Baby

- Give me the baby. - Every time I let myself

Audiences have
forever been intrigued - The Baby

Audiences have forever been intrigued

That's amazin'.
Congrats! - The Baby

That's amazin'. Congrats!

- Give me the baby.
- You drag me over here in a total state, - The Baby

- Give me the baby. - You drag me over here in a total state...

Congratulations.
Wow. Are you happy? - The Baby

Congratulations. Wow. Are you happy?

Or do they hold the
secret to the entire trick? - The Baby

Or do they hold the secret to the entire trick?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh yeah, that's awesome. - The Baby

- Yeah, yeah. - Oh yeah, that's awesome.

Someone will come
and take a look at the car. - The Baby

Someone will come and take a look at the car.

Cheers to that.
Mm? Ay! - The Baby

Cheers to that. Mm? Ay!

I'm sorry, Reets,
about all that. - The Baby

I'm sorry, Reets, about all that.

Are you a distinguished citizen, - The Baby

Are you a distinguished citizen,

I don't know why I flipped.
I think it's just, you know? - The Baby

I don't know why I flipped. I think it's just, you...

You and your friend can
wait in the house if you like. - The Baby

You and your friend can wait in the house if you like.

Let's celebrate... by lettin'
Rita win the next hand. - The Baby

Let's celebrate... by lettin' Rita win the next ha...

Everyone knows the magician
is nothing without her assistant, - The Baby

Everyone knows the magician is nothing without her assistant...

'Cause I'm fine.
Batshit, but fine. - The Baby

'Cause I'm fine. Batshit, but fine.

So maybe, it's time... for
the Assistant's Revenge! - The Baby

So maybe, it's time... for the Assistant's Revenge...

(birds chirping) - The Baby

(birds chirping)

I believed I made
him that way... - The Baby

I believed I made him that way...

Says... are you
free on Friday - The Baby

Says... are you free on Friday

("Bark Loud" by
Noga Erez playing) - The Baby

("Bark Loud" by Noga Erez playing)

All three of us have
put aside tonight, yeah, - The Baby

All three of us have put aside tonight, yeah,

I'll make a bed up for you
in case you need to stay. - The Baby

I'll make a bed up for you in case you need to stay.

(birds cawing) - The Baby

That means we listen
to each other's stories - The Baby

That means we listen to each other's stories

Imagine if Barbara had
brought us to live here. - The Baby

Imagine if Barbara had brought us to live here.

But why, you may wonder, - The Baby

But why, you may wonder,

- Yeah.
- Good... we'll do it there. - The Baby

- Yeah. - Good... we'll do it there.

I used to fantasize about it. - The Baby

I used to fantasize about it.

Maybe, the assistant has
finally realized that the magician - The Baby

Maybe, the assistant has finally realized that the magician

Yeah, but then you'd
have to live with Barbara. - The Baby

Yeah, but then you'd have to live with Barbara.

No. Tell me who you are to him. - The Baby

No. Tell me who you are to him.

Tell me why someone
would spend 50 years - The Baby

Tell me why someone would spend 50 years

- Natasha: The BunBun?
- I won't let my BunBun out of my sight. (Chuckles) - The Baby

- Natasha: The BunBun? - I won't let my BunBun out of m...

Hi, Jerry! I should
probably tell you, - The Baby

Hi, Jerry! I should probably tell you,

(both laughing) - The Baby

(both laughing)

'Cause right now, all I
see is a batty old lady - The Baby

'Cause right now, all I see is a batty old lady

It's all just pretend... Sorry. - The Baby

It's all just pretend... Sorry.

(laughing, whooping) - The Baby

(laughing, whooping)

And who's this
little monster then? - The Baby

And who's this little monster then?

- I can't believe you're doin' this.
- Yeah, well, I am. - The Baby

- I can't believe you're doin' this. - Yeah, ...

- No promises.
- Mm. How pregnant are you? - The Baby

- No promises. - Mm. How pregnant are you?

(alarm blaring) - The Baby

(alarm blaring)

- Hey! Free electricity.
- (cheering) - The Baby

- Hey! Free electricity. - (cheering)

Whatever your plan
is... clearly isn't working. - The Baby

Whatever your plan is... clearly isn't working.

- Mikey: Did we steal it?
- (lively music playing) - The Baby

- Mikey: Did we steal it? - (lively music playing)

I'm sorry...
I'm not going anywhere. - The Baby

I'm sorry... I'm not going anywhere.

- Mags?
- I thought you were calling to apologize. - The Baby

- Mags? - I thought you were calling to apologize.

It's a joke! Christ! - The Baby

It's a joke! Christ!

(children screaming) - The Baby

(children screaming)

I love you, and I'm sorry
you're finding this hard. - The Baby

I love you, and I'm sorry you're finding this hard...

- Friday? You were an asshole?
- Yes! Poker night. - The Baby

- Friday? You were an asshole? - Yes! Poker night.

If you don't wanna tell me what
the fuck is going on with him, - The Baby

If you don't wanna tell me what the fuck is going on wi...

(all saying good night) - The Baby

(all saying good night)

I honestly don't have time
for your weirdness today. - The Baby

I honestly don't have time for your weirdness today.

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38-year-old Natasha is furious that her closest friends are all having babies. When she suddenly finds herself with a baby of her own, her life dramatically implodes and twists itself into a bizarre horror show.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Lucy Gaymer, Sian Robins-Grace

Production: Columbia Pictures

Genre: comedy, horror, mystery

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice:

Released: 24 Apr 2022

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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