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"The Babysitter" quotes

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When Cole stays up past his bedtime, he discovers that his hot baby sitter belongs to a satanic cult that will stop at nothing to keep him quiet.

Director: McG
Writer: Brian Duffield
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2017
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Oct 2017
Awards: N/A
Look man Three out of four people got an STD - The Babysitter 00:11 Look man Three out of four people got an STD Why is he shirtless - The Babysitter 00:09 Why is he shirtless Do you even know what an orgy is - The Babysitter 00:17 Do you even know what an orgy is Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil - The Babysitter 00:06 Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil Uh The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives - The Babysitter 00:13 Uh The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by... Did you just blow up Sonya - The Babysitter 00:06 Did you just blow up Sonya Look at this shit That would go viral so hard - The Babysitter 00:18 Look at this shit That would go viral so hard You know what You're Don Draper from Mad Men - The Babysitter 00:16 You know what You're Don Draper from Mad Men In deep voice I know it was you Fredo I know it was you - The Babysitter 00:09 In deep voice I know it was you Fredo I know it was you I'm really excited we kissed - The Babysitter 00:11 I'm really excited we kissed You never told me - The Babysitter 00:37 You never told me Scoffs No one learns anything in class That's why we have the Internet - The Babysitter 00:09 Scoffs No one learns anything in class That's why we... I don't need a babysitter anymore - The Babysitter 00:04 I don't need a babysitter anymore Yo this kid's hobby must be getting bullied - The Babysitter 00:28 Yo this kid's hobby must be getting bullied Hi Cole - The Babysitter 00:07 Hi Cole You crazy bitch - The Babysitter 00:05 You crazy bitch Pants Wait just give me - The Babysitter 00:16 Pants Wait just give me Yoo hoo - The Babysitter 00:30 Yoo hoo Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent - The Babysitter 00:06 Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the... I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die Cole - The Babysitter 00:33 I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die Cole You just blew up Sonya - The Babysitter You just blew up Sonya Are you mad at me? - The Babysitter 00:20 Are you mad at me? [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual... - The Babysitter 00:21 [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual... [Bee] ...we shed about 15 percent
of our dead cells. - The Babysitter 00:28 [Bee] ...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells. [creaking] - The Babysitter 00:07 [creaking] Do you even know what an orgy is - The Babysitter 00:16 Do you even know what an orgy is [doorbell rings] - The Babysitter 00:14 [doorbell rings] Good boy. - The Babysitter 00:27 Good boy. Goodbye. - The Babysitter 00:05 Goodbye. [gun cocks] - The Babysitter 00:09 [gun cocks] [gunshot] - The Babysitter 00:09 [gunshot] Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? - The Babysitter 00:28 Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? I am the big bad. - The Babysitter 00:09 I am the big bad. I don't need a babysitter anymore - The Babysitter 00:04 I don't need a babysitter anymore ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪ - The Babysitter 00:17 ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪ I guess I have a plan, too. - The Babysitter 00:15 I guess I have a plan, too. I'm still alive motherfuck... - The Babysitter 00:11 I'm still alive motherfuck... In deep voice I know it was you Fredo I know it was you - The Babysitter 00:09 In deep voice I know it was you Fredo I know it was you [indistinct chattering] - The Babysitter 00:05 [indistinct chattering] It's 10-4. Obviously. - The Babysitter 00:19 It's 10-4. Obviously. Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil - The Babysitter 00:05 Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women... Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent - The Babysitter 00:06 Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the... Look at this shit That would go viral so hard - The Babysitter 00:14 Look at this shit That would go viral so hard Look man Three out of four people got an STD - The Babysitter 00:10 Look man Three out of four people got an STD [Max grunts] - The Babysitter 00:08 [Max grunts] [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley! - The Babysitter 00:17 [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley! No You know what You deserved that - The Babysitter 00:24 No You know what You deserved that - Okay.
- [chattering] - The Babysitter 00:06 - Okay. - [chattering] Pants Wait just give me - The Babysitter 00:07 Pants Wait just give me Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. - The Babysitter 00:19 Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. Scoffs No one learns anything in class That's why we have the Internet - The Babysitter 00:05 Scoffs No one learns anything in class That's why we... [screams] - The Babysitter 00:23 [screams] Sonya Good boy Pretty boy Do you have the needle - The Babysitter 00:10 Sonya Good boy Pretty boy Do you have the needle [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are? - The Babysitter 00:11 [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are? The hell? - The Babysitter 00:25 The hell? There's a dead guy... - The Babysitter 00:23 There's a dead guy... Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil - The Babysitter 00:05 Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil Tire hissing Now get out of here - The Babysitter 00:07 Tire hissing Now get out of here Tonight you get an honorable death. - The Babysitter 00:10 Tonight you get an honorable death. Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. - The Babysitter 00:13 Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. What are you watching? - The Babysitter 00:26 What are you watching? What up, Cee? - The Babysitter 00:14 What up, Cee? Whoa. The Fat Dragon. - The Babysitter 00:19 Whoa. The Fat Dragon. [woman]
911, what's your emergency? - The Babysitter 00:29 [woman] 911, what's your emergency? Yoo hoo - The Babysitter 00:37 Yoo hoo You crazy bitch - The Babysitter 00:03 You crazy bitch Did you just blow up Sonya - The Babysitter 00:03 Did you just blow up Sonya You know, there is a faster way
to get all that blood. - The Babysitter 00:23 You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood. You never told me... - The Babysitter 00:14 You never told me... You never told me - The Babysitter 01:37 You never told me - You think she can get in here?
- Not if it's locked. - The Babysitter 00:11 - You think she can get in here? - Not if it's locked. You're not gonna do it with me? - The Babysitter 00:07 You're not gonna do it with me?

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