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Okay, let's go. I don't think this is funny.Look at my outfit. I just got this shit, you...

The Babysitter • 2017

Okay, let's go. I don't think this is funny.Look at my outfit. I just got this shit, you feel me?Thirty percent off. Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games. You look like Carrie, -but black.-Carrie would've been better black. She would have been covered in Hennessy,all right? What are you wearing?Looking like Big Bird's side bitch. I just came from a game.That's why I'm wearing this, obviously. I was not gonna miss this. Look at this shit.That would go viral so hard. I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice. People have always done human sacrifice. Yeah, but, like...not in America with hot people. Sonya, get the cases. Listen,when you're done being totally useless, get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuelout my damn eye. OMG. Hey. Nice one, John. Oh, my God. I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me. What's in the box?

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Okay let's go

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I don't think this is funny Look at my outfit

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I just got this shit you feel me Thirty percent off

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Macy's Top rack I don't play games

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You look like Carrie

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but black Carrie would've been better black

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She would have been covered in Hennessy all right

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What are you wearing Looking like Big Bird's side bitch

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I just came from a game That's why I'm wearing this obviously

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I was not gonna miss this

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Look at this shit That would go viral so hard

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I mean nobody's done human sacrifice

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People have always done human sacrifice

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Yeah but like not in America with hot people

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Sonya get the cases

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Listen when you're done being totally useless

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get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye OMG

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Hey

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Nice one John

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Oh my God

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I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me

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What's in the box

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حسنا فلنذهب

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لا أظن أن هذا مضحك انظروا إلى زيي

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اشتريته للتو أتفهمون حسم 30 بالمئة

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متجر مايسيز الرف العلوي أنا لا أعبث بخصوص ملابسي

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تبدو مثل كاري المغطاة بالدماء

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لكنك أسود لكانت كاري أفضل لو كانت سوداء

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لتمت تغطيتها بمشروب كونياك بدلا من الدماء

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ماذا ترتدين بحق الجحيم تبدين كعشيقة بيغ بيرد في شارع سمسم

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أتيت من مباراة للتو لهذا السبب أرتدي هذا طبعا

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ما كنت لأفو ت هذا

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انظروا إلى هذا كان لينتشر هذا على الإنترنت بشكل هائل

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لم يقم أحد بتضحية بشرية من قبل

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لطالما قام الناس بتضحيات بشرية

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أجل ولكن ليس في أمريكا مع أشخاص مثيرين

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سونيا اجلبي الحقائب

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اسمعي حين تنتهين من التصرف بشكل عديم الفائدة

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اجلبي خرقة وامسحي الأضحية سامويل عن عيني يا للهول

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مرحبا

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مزحة جيدة يا جون

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يا للهول

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دم الأضحية سامويل يغطيني

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ماذا يوجد في العلبة

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好我们走

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一点都不好玩看我的衣服

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我刚买的打七折

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梅西百货顶架货我不撒谎

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你像魔女嘉莉

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黑版的黑版的魔女嘉莉会更美

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她身上会洒满轩尼诗

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你穿的什么好像大鸟的情人

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我刚从一场比赛过来所以这样打扮

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我不想错过这个仪式

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看这一定会火遍网络

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从来没人做过人祭

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一直有人祭

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可是美国的性感人士没做过

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索尼娅拿箱子

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听着等你不再无能的时候

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拿一块抹布把献祭的塞缪尔擦干净

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这里

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约翰干得好

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天啊

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我身上都是献祭的塞缪尔

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箱子里是什么

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Dobro idemo

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Nije smiješno pogledajte mi odjeću

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Tek sam je kupio S 30 popusta

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Macy's Najbolja roba Ja se ne zafrkavam

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Kao Carrie si ali crn Carrie bi bila bolja kao crnka

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Bila bi prekrivena Hennessyjem

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A što ti nosiš K'o kokošji si isprdak

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Došla sam s utakmice Zato nosim ovo

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Da ne propustim ovo

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Pogledaj samo To bi se odmah proširilo internetom

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Nitko nije žrtvovao ljude

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Ljudi to odavno rade

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Da ali ne u Americi sa zgodnim ljudima

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Sonya donesi kutije

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Čuj kad prestaneš biti beskorisna

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donesi krpu i obriši mi Žrtvenog Željka iz vražjeg oka OMG

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Hej

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Dobra Johne

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Isuse

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Žrtveni Željko rasuo se po meni

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Što je u kutiji

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Tak jdeme

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Podívej se na moje oblečení

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Mám ho nový chápeš Dali mi na něj 30 slevu

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V Macy's Z vrchního regálu Žádnej šunt

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Vypadáš jako Carrie ale černá Kdyby byla černá bylo by to lepší

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Měla by barvičku jak Hennessy víš

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Co máš na sobě ty Vypadáš jako něčí poskok

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Jdu rovnou z fotbalu tak jsem takhle oblečená no

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Nechtěla jsem o to přijít

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Podívejte se na to To by byl virál jak blázen

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Lidskou oběť nikdo nepřinesl

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Lidé odjakživa přinášejí oběti

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Jo ale

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ne v Americe a ne sexy lidi

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Sonyo

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Skoč pro ty truhly

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Poslyš až přestaneš být k ničemu

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přines hadr a vytři obětního Samuela z mýho oka Bože

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Jo

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Hezky Johne

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Pane bože

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Mám obětního Samuela úplně všude

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Co je v tý truhle

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Okay kom så

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Det er ikke sjovt Se lige mit tøj

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Jeg har lige købt det okay På tilbud i Macy's

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Dyre klude Det eneste der dur

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Du ligner Carrie som sort Carrie ville være bedre som sort

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Hun ville have været dækket til i Hennessy okay

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Hvad har du på Du ligner Kyllings makker

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Jeg var til kamp Derfor har jeg det her på Jeg ville ikke gå glip af det her

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Se lige det lort Det ville gå viralt på ingen tid

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Ingen har ofret mennesker før

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Det har folk altid gjort

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Ja men jeg mener ikke lækre folk i USA

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Sonya hent kasserne

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Når du er færdig med at være totalt ubrugelig

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så hent en klud så jeg kan tørre offerdyret Samuel ud af mit øje

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Hejsa

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Den var god John

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Ih altså

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Jeg har offerdyret Samuel overalt på mig

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Hvad er der i kassen

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Oké daar gaan we

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Niet leuk Moet je m'n kleren zien

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Allemaal net nieuw Uitverkoop

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Bij Macy's Ik meen het echt

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Je bent net Carrie maar dan zwart

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Als Carrie zwart was geweest had ze onder de Hennesy gezeten

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Wat heb jij aan Je bent net Pino's bitch

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Ik kom net van een wedstrijd dus vandaar

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Ik wilde dit niet missen

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Moet je dit zien Dat zou echt viral gaan

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Niemand doet mensenoffers Mensen doen al eeuwen mensenoffers

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Ja maar niet in Amerika met mooie mensen

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Sonya pak de kistjes

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Als je klaar bent met nutteloos zijn

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pak dan een doekje en veeg Offer Samuel uit m'n oog OMG

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Goeie John

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Ik zit helemaal onder Offer Samuel

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Wat zit er in de kist

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Sige tara na

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Hindi nakakatawa 'to Tingnan niyo ang damit ko

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Kabibili ko lang nito alam niyo ba Thirty percent off

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Sa Macy's Nasa ibabaw pa 'Di ako bumibili ng mumurahin

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Mukha kang si Carrie pero itim Mas maganda nga kung itim siya

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Hennessy sana ang ibubuhos sa kanya okay

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Ano 'yang suot mo Mukha kang sidekick ni Big Bird

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Kagagaling ko lang sa laro Kaya nga suot ko 'to

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Hindi ko 'to palalampasin

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Tingnan mo 'to Sobrang magva viral 'to

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Kasi walang ibang nagsasakripisyo ng tao

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Palaging nagsasakripisyo ng tao ang mga tao

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Oo pero hindi sa Amerika at hindi sila magaganda

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Sonya 'yung mga kaha

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Uy kapag tapos ka nang maging walang kwenta

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kumuha ka ng basahan at alisin mo si Sakripisyong Samuel dito OMG

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Uy

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Magaling John

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Diyos ko

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Nasa jacket ko na si Sakripisyong Samuel

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Ano'ng nasa kahon

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No niin

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Tämä ei ole hauskaa Katsokaa vaatteitani Ostin nämä vasta alennusmyynnistä

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Macy'sin tavaratalosta En halua pelleillä

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Näytät Carrielta

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Mustalta Carrielta Hän olisi parempi mustana

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Päälle olisi kaadettu Hennessyä

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Mitä sinulla on päälläsi Olet kuin pääsiäistipu

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Tulin juuri matsista Siksi minulla on tällainen asu

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En aikonut missata tätä

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Katso nyt tuota Tuosta tulisi nettisensaatio

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Ihmisuhraukset ovat jotain uutta Niitä on tehty aina

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Niin muttei Amerikassa hyvännäköisten ihmisten kanssa

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Sonya hae laukut

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Jos haluat olla välillä hyödyksi

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hae riepu ja pyyhi Samuelin roiskeet silmästäni

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Niin sitä pitää

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Voi luoja

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Minä olen yltä päältä Samuelissa

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Mitä laatikossa on

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On y va

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Ce n'est pas drôle Regarde mes fringues

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Je viens de me l'acheter Trente pour cent de réduction

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A Macy's Du haut de gamme Je plaisante pas avec ça

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Tu ressembles à Carrie

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mais noir Carrie aurait dû être noire

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Elle aurait pu être couverte de Hennessy

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Avec ton T shirt on dirait le bras droit de Big Bird

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Je sors d'un match D'où ma tenue Il était hors de question

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que je rate ça

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Regarde le Si on mettait ça en ligne ça deviendrait viral

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Ce serait le premier sacrifice humain

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Il y a toujours eu des sacrifices humains

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Oui mais pas en Amérique avec des gens cool

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Sonya les caisses

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Bon rends toi utile

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prends un torchon et essuie le bout de Samuel que j'ai sur l'œil

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Sympa John

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Mon Dieu

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J'ai des bouts de Samuel Le Sacrifié sur moi

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Il y a quoi dedans

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Ok gehen wir

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Das ist nicht witzig Seht euch meine Klamotten an

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Die waren ganz neu kapiert Dreißig Prozent Rabatt

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Macy's Spitzenqualität Ich spiele keine Spielchen

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Du siehst aus wie Carrie

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nur schwarz Carrie wäre besser wäre sie schwarz

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Sie wäre voller Hennessy gewesen klar

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Was hast du denn an Siehst aus wie Big Birds Schlampe

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Ich komme gerade von einem Spiel Darum habe ich das an

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Das wollte ich nicht verpassen

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Schaut euch den Scheiß an Das würde voll viral gehen

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Menschenopfer wären mal was Neues

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Das machen die Menschen seit Ewigkeiten

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Ja aber nicht in Amerika mit heißen Leuten

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Sonya hole die Kisten

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Wenn du damit fertig bist total nutzlos zu sein

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hol einen Lappen und wisch mir Opfer Samuel aus den Augen OMG

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Gut gesagt John

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Oh mein Gott

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Ich habe überall Opfer Samuel auf mir

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Was ist in der Schachtel

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Εντάξει πάμε

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Δεν το βρίσκω αστείο Δες τα ρούχα μου

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Μόλις τα αγόρασα Με έκπτωση 30

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Από το Μέισις Κορυφαία δεν παίζω

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Μοιάζεις σαν την Κάρι

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στο μαύρο Η Κάρι θα ήταν καλύτερη αν ήταν μαύρη

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Θα ήταν καλυμμένη με Χένεσι εντάξει

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Εσύ τι φοράς Είσαι σαν τη βοηθό του Μπιγκ Μπερντ

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Μόλις γύρισα από παιχνίδι Γι' αυτό και τα φοράω αυτά προφανώς

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Δεν θα το έχανα με τίποτα

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Δείτε Θα διαδοθεί αμέσως στο ίντερνετ

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Κανείς δεν έχει κάνει ανθρωποθυσία

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Πάντα γίνονταν ανθρωποθυσίες

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Ναι αλλά Όχι στην Αμερική με σέξι άτομα

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Σόνια φέρε τις θήκες

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Άκουσέ με όταν σταματήσεις να είσαι άχρηστη

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φέρε ένα πανί και σκούπισε τον θυσιασμένο Σάμιουελ από το μάτι μου Έλεος

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Γεια

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Καλό Τζον

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Θεέ μου

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Έχω πάνω μου αίμα του θυσιασμένου Σάμιουελ

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Τι έχει στο κουτί

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טוב קדימה

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אני לא חושב שזה מצחיק תראו את הבגדים שלי

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רק קניתי אותם קולטים בהנחה של 30 אחוז

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מייסיס לבוש משובח אני לא משחק

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אתה נראה כמו קארי

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אבל שחור קארי הייתה טובה יותר לו הייתה שחורה

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היא הייתה מכוסה ב הנסי טוב

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מה את לובשת את נראית כמו העוזרת של ציפורת

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הגעתי לכאן ממשחק בגלל זה אני לבושה ככה

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לא רציתי לפספס את זה

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תראה את החרא הזה זה יהיה ויראלי בענק

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כלומר אף אחד לא עשה קורבן אדם

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קורבנות אדם היו תמיד

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כן אבל לא באמריקה עם אנשים מדליקים

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סוניה תביאי את התיבות

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תקשיבי כשתחליטי להפסיק להיות חסרת תועלת

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תביאי סמרטוט ותנגבי את סמואל הקורבן מהעין הארורה שלי אלוהים

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היי

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כל הכבוד ג'ון

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אלוהים

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סמואל הקורבן השאיר עליי כתמים

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מה יש בקופסה

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ठ क ह चल चलत ह

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म झ नह लगत क यह ह स य स पद ह म र प श क क द ख

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म स र फ यह बकव स ह त म म झ महस स ह त ह त स प रत शत

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म स क श र ष र क म ख ल नह ख लत ह

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त म ह पत ह क र क तरह लग रह

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ल क न क ल क र ब हतर क ल क य गय ह ज एग

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वह सब ठ क ह ह न स म श म ल क य गय ह ग

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त म क य पहन रह ह ब ग बर ड क ओर क त य क तरह द ख रह ह

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म स र फ एक ख ल स आय ह यह क रण ह क म इस पहन रह ह ज ह र ह

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म य द आत व ल यह नह थ

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इस ग दग क द ख यह क रण ह क इतन म हनत स व यरल ज न ह ग

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म मतलब क ई भ म नव बल क य ह

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ल ग हम श म नव बल क य ह

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ह ल क न क तरह नह गर म ल ग क स थ अम र क म

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स न य म मल म लत ह

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स न जब आप प र तरह स ब क र ज रह ह प र कर ल

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एक कपड म ल और ब हर म र ल नत आ ख बल द न शम एल म ट सकत ह ह भगव न

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अर

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अच छ एक ज न

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ह भगव न

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म शम एल बल द न सब म र ऊपर म ल गय ह

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ब क स म क य ह

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Oké gyerünk

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Ez nem vicces Nézzétek a ruháim

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Most vettem a cuccot vágjátok Leértékelve

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A Macy's felső polcáról Én nagyban játszom

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Úgy nézel ki mint Carrie csak feketében

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Jobb lett volna ha fekete Hennessyt locsoltak volna rá vágod

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Mi ez a ruci Totál Szezám utca

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Egy meccsről jöttem Nyilván ezért vagyok ebben

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Ezt nem akartam kihagyni

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Nézd már Rohadt gyorsan terjedne a neten

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Senki nem áldoz embereket

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Az emberek mindig is áldoztak

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Ja de nem Amerikában dögös emberekkel

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Sonya hozd a tokokat

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Figyi ha abbahagytad a tétlenkedést fogj egy rongyot

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és töröld ki Saslik Samuelt a szememből

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Jó ég

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Hali

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Jó volt John

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Istenem

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Saslik Samuel teljesen beterített

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Mi van a dobozban

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Baiklah ayo

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Benar

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Menurutku itu tak lucu Lihat pakaianku

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Aku baru beli ini paham Diskon 30 persen

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Di Macy's Rak terlaris Aku tak bercanda

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Kau mirip Carrie tapi berkulit hitam Akan lebih baik jika dia berkulit hitam

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Dia bisa bersimbah Hennessy tahu

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Apa yang kau pakai Mirip gundik Big Bird

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Aku baru dari pertandingan Itu sebabnya pakaianku begini

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Aku tak akan melewatkannya

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Lihat itu Itu pasti bakal viral

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Maksudku tak ada yang berkorban manusia

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Sejak dulu korban manusia sudah ada

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Ya tapi tidak di Amerika yang orang orangnya seksi

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Sonya ambil koper kopernya

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Dengar saat kau selesai menjadi tak berguna

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ambil kain dan bersihkan Samuel Tumbal dari mataku Astaga

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Hei

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Bagus John

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Astaga

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Aku bersimbah Samuel Tumbal

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Apa isi kotak itu

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Va bene andiamo

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Non mi viene da ridere Guardate come sono conciato

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Questa roba l'ho appena comprata Sconto del 30 percento

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Da Macy's Roba di qualità Io mica scherzo

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Sembri la versione nera

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di Carrie Sarebbe una versione migliore

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Almeno sarebbe stata ricoperta di Hennessy va bene

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E tu come sei vestita Sembri l'amica stronza di Big Bird

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Sono venuta qui da una partita È per questo che sono vestita così

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Non volevo perdermi questo

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Guarda questa merda Sarebbe un video virale da paura

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Nessuno ha mai fatto sacrifici umani

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La gente ha sempre fatto sacrifici umani

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Sì ma tipo non in America con gente attraente

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Sonya prendi le casse

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Quando hai finito di essere completamente inutile

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prendi uno straccio e toglimi Samuel Sacrificio dall'occhio Dio mio

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E vai

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Bella questa John

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Oh mio Dio

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Ho addosso dei pezzi di Samuel Sacrificio

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Cosa c'è nella scatola

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よし行くぞ

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笑えねえ

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俺の服を見ろよ気持ち悪い

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デパートで３割引き

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メチャクチャだ

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キャリーの黒人版ね

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キャリーが黒人ならコニャックを浴びてた

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その格好はビッグバードの愛人

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競技場から直接来たの見逃せないもの

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あれ見てよ

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今時人間の生贄いけにえなんてネットで話題になりそう

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脈々と続く行為だわ

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でもアメリカじゃトレンドじゃない

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ソーニャ箱をここへ

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お前も少しは役に立てよ

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布を持ってきて俺の目に入った血を拭け

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よく言った

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もうヤダ

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生贄の血を浴びたわ

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何が入ってる

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좋아 가자

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웃을 일이 아니야 내 옷 좀 봐

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얼마 전에 산 건데 30 세일했다고

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백화점 거야 농담 아니야

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너 스티븐 킹 소설의 '캐리' 같아

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근데 넌 흑인이야 흑인이었으면 더 재밌었을걸

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걔는 술을 덮어 썼겠지

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넌 뭘 입은 거야 '빅버드'의 첩 같아

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난 막 경기 마치고 와서 이걸 입고 온 거야

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이걸 놓치고 싶지 않았어

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저 꼴을 인터넷에 올리면 조회 수 대박 날 텐데

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아무도 인간 제물을 안 했을 거 아니야

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사람들은 항상 사람들을 제물로 삼아 왔지

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그래 근데 미국에서 섹시한 사람들이 한 건 아니잖아

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소냐 상자 좀 가져와

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저기 빈둥거리는 거 다 끝나면

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희생양 새뮤얼의 분비물 좀 내 눈에서 닦아줄래

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이봐

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잘했어

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세상에

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희생양 새뮤얼의 피가 온 데 다 튀었어

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상자 안에 뭐가 있어

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Baiklah ayuh

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Keadaan ini tak kelakar Tengok pakaian saya

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Saya baru beli baju ini faham Diskaun 30 peratus

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Kedai Macy rak paling atas Baju asli

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Awak nampak seperti Carrie

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berkulit hitam Carrie lebih cantik berkulit hitam

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Dia akan berlumuran dengan Hennessy

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Apa yang awak pakai Nampak seperti kawan Big Bird

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Ada perlawanan tadi Sebab itu pakaian saya begini

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Saya tak nak terlepas saat ini

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Tengok semua ini Tentu akan jadi tular dan terkenal

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Tiada sesiapa buat pengorbanan manusia

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Kita sering buat pengorbanan manusia

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Namun bukan di Amerika dengan orang yang hebat

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Sonya ambil kotak

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Kalau dah selesai berpeluk tubuh

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ambil kain dan lap darah Samuel pada mata saya

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Hei

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Bagus John

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Alamak

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Saya terkena darah Samuel

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Apa kandungan kotak itu

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Ok kom igjen

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Dette er ikke morsomt Se på klærne mine

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Denne skjorta var ny ok Tretti prosent rabatt

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Macy's Toppmerke Jeg leker ikke

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Du ser ut som Carrie

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bare svart Carrie ville vært bedre som svart

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Hun ville vært dekket av Hennessy ok

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Hva har du på deg Du ser ut som Big Birds lille hjelper

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Jeg kommer rett fra kampen Det er derfor jeg går med dette hallo

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Jeg ville se dette

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Se på dette Dette hadde spredd seg som fy på nettet

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Ingen har ofret mennesker før

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Folk har alltid ofret mennesker

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Ja men liksom ikke pene folk i USA

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Sonya hent eskene

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Hør når du er ferdig med å være ubrukelig

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hent ei fille og tørk Offeret Samuel ut av øynene mine OMG

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Den var fin John

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Herregud

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Jeg har Offeret Samuel over hele meg

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Hva ligger i esken

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Dobra dalej

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To nie jest śmieszne Spójrz na moje ubranie

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Dopiero je kupiłem Było na przecenie

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W Macy's Górna półka Nie patyczkuję się

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Wyglądasz jak Carrie

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Ale czarna Carrie byłaby lepsza czarna

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Byłaby cała w Hennessy

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Co ty masz na sobie Wyglądasz jak dupa Wielkiego Ptaka

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Byłam na meczu Dlatego mam to na sobie

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Nie chciałam tego przegapić

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Spójrzcie na to Byłby z tego niezły viral

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Nikt nie pokazał ofiar z ludzi

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Od zawsze składa się ofiary z ludzi

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Tak ale nie w Ameryce z ładnymi ludźmi

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Sonya weź walizki

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Jeśli chcesz być mniej bezużyteczna

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weź szmatę i zmyj ze mnie Ofiarę Samuela OMG

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Nieźle John

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Boże

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Jestem cała w Ofierze Samuelu

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Co jest w pudełku

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Está bem vamos lá

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Eu não estou achando graça Olhe para a minha roupa

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Eu acabei de comprar isso entendeu Com 30 de desconto

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Na Macy's Eu não faço joguinhos

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Você parece a Carrie

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só que negra Carrie estaria melhor se fosse negra

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Ela teria sido coberta de conhaque Hennessy está bem

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O que você está vestindo Parece a amante do Garibaldo

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Eu vim de um jogo Por isso estou vestindo isto obviamente

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Eu não ia perder isto

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Olhe para esta merda Isso vai se tornar muito popular

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Ninguém fez sacrifícios humanos

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Sempre se fez sacrifícios humanos

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Sim mas não na América com pessoas bonitas

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Sonya pegue as malas

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Ouça quando você acabar de ser totalmente inútil

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pegue um pano e limpe o Samuel Sacrificado do meu olho Ai meu Deus

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Ei

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Legal John

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Ai meu Deus

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Eu estou cheia de Samuel Sacrificado

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O que tem na caixa

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Bine hai să mergem

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Nu e de râs Uită te la hainele mele

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Abia mi le cumpărasem cu 30 reducere

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De la Macy's marfă de calitate Eu nu mă ncurc

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Zici că ești Carrie dar pe negru

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I ar fi fost mai bine ca negresă

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I s ar fi turnat în cap coniac Hennessy

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Tu ce naiba ai pe tine mama lui Big Bird

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Vin de la meci de asta sunt în echipament

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Nu voiam să pierd ritualul

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Uite și tu Scena asta ar face vâlvă pe internet

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Nu s au mai făcut sacrificii umane

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Se fac sacrificii umane dintotdeauna

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Dar nu în America de către bunăciuni

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Sonya adu lăzile

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Când o să termini de stat ca momâia

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adu o cârpă și șterge mi l pe Sam Sacrificatu' din ochi OMG

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Bună

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Bună treabă John

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Fir ar să fie

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Sunt mânjită toată de Samuel Sacrificatu'

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Ce i în ladă

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Ну всё пошли

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Ничего смешного Посмотри на мою одежду

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А я только купил 30 процентов скидка была

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Это Macy's Крутые шмотки Какого чёрта

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Ты на Кэрри похож

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Только черный Черная Кэрри была бы лучше

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Она бы вся в Хеннесси ходила

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А на тебе что Ты как подстилка птицы из улицы Сезам

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Я на игре была потому и одежда такая

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Не могла же я опоздать

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Вы посмотрите да мы бы завируситься могли в Сети

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Жертвоприношение это же эксклюзив

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Ничего нового в этом нет

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Да но в Америке с секси участницами такого пока не было

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Соня неси чемоданы

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Слушай как прочухаешься наконец

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возьми тряпку и сотри остатки Сэмюэля с моего глаза Блин

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Опа

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Неплохо Джон

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Господи

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Я теперь вся в этом жертвенном Сэмюэле

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Что в коробке

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Bien vamos

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No es gracioso Mira mi ropa

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Acabo de comprarlo con el 30 de descuento

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Macy's Estante de arriba Hablo en serio

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Pareces Carrie pero negra

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Una Carrie negra habría estado mejor

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Habría estado cubierta de alcohol sabes

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Qué te pusiste Pareces la novia de Abelardo

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Fui a un partido Por eso estoy vestida así

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No quería perderme esto

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Miren eso Se viralizaría enseguida

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Nadie ha hecho sacrificios humanos

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Siempre se han hecho

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Sí pero no en EE UU con gente guapa

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Sonya trae las maletas

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Cuando tengas ganas de hacer algo útil

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trae un trapo para quitarme a Samuel el Sacrificado del ojo Dios mío

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Bien dicho John

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Dios mío

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Tengo manchas de Samuel el Sacrificado por todos lados

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Qué hay en la caja

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Okej Kom igen

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Det här är inte roligt Kolla på mina kläder

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De är nya fattar ni 30 procents rabatt

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På Macy's Fina grejer

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Du ser ut som Carrie men svart Carrie hade varit bättre som svart

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Hon skulle ha varit täckt av Hennessy

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Vad har du på dig Du ser ut som Big Birds hjälpreda

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Jag kom från en match så klart

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Jag ville inte missa det här

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Titta Det här skulle bli viralt

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Ingen har gjort människooffer Folk har alltid gjort det

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Ja men Inte i USA med snygga människor

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Hämta skrinen Sonya

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När du är klar med att vara onyttig

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kan du hämta en trasa och torka bort Offer Samuel ur mitt öga

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Hallå

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Snyggt John

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Herregud

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Jag har Offer Samuel över hela mig

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Vad är det i lådan

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โอเค ไปก นได

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ไม ขำนะ ด เส อผ าฉ นส

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เพ งซ อมา เข าใจไหม ลด 30 เปอร เซ นต

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ห างเมซ ส ของด ด วย ฉ นไม ชอบเส ยเวลา

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นายเหม อนแคร ร เลย

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แต ดำ ถ าแคร ร ผ วดำคงด กว า

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ต วเธอคงช มไปด วยเหล าช นด เฮนเนสซ

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เธอล ะแต งต วอะไรมา น กว าค ห นกบ กเบ ร ด

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ฉ นเพ งกล บจากงานแข งก ฬา ถ งได ใส ช ดน ไง

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ฉ นไม ยอมพลาดพ ธ หรอก

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ด สภาพส ม นต องด งแน

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ย งไม เคยม ใครจ บมน ษย มาบ ชาย ญ

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การบ ชาย ญมน ษย ม มาต งนมนาน

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ใช แต ว าไม ใช ในอเมร กาโดยคนเจ งๆ

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ซอนย า ไปเอาห บมา

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ฟ งนะ พอเธอทำต วไร ประโยชน เสร จแล ว

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หย บผ าข ร วมาเช ดซาม เอลผ ถ กส งเวย ออกจากตาฉ นท ให ตายส

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ไง

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ด น จอห น

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ตายแล ว

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ซาม เอลผ ถ กส งเวยเลอะต วฉ น

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ในห บม อะไรน ะ

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Tamam hadi gidelim

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Hiç komik değil Kıyafetlerime baksana

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Daha yeni almıştım Yüzde 30 indirimliydi

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Macy's En iyi kalite Ben oyun oynamam

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Carrie'nin siyahi hâli gibi görünüyorsun

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Siyahi Carrie daha iyi olurdu

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Konyağa bulanmış olurdu o zaman

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Sen ne giyiyorsun Minik Kuş'un kuması gibisin

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Bir maçtan geldim O yüzden bunu giyiyorum

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Bunu kaçıramazdım

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Şu pisliğe baksanıza İnternette amma yayılırdı

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Kimse insan kurban etmemiştir

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Herkes insan kurban etmiş

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Evet ama Amerika'daki seksi insanlar değil

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Sonya sandıkları getir

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Bir işe yaramaya karar verdiğinde

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bir bez alıp Kurban Samuel'ı gözümden temizle Aman Tanrım

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Hey

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Bu iyiydi John

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Aman Tanrım

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Her yerim Kurban Samuel oldu

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Kutuda ne var

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Được rồi bắt đầu thôi

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Tôi chả thấy vui Nhìn quần áo tôi này

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Đồ vừa mới mua đấy hiểu không Giảm 30

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Đồ Macy chất lượng cao đấy Đâu có xoàng

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Trông anh như Carrie da Đen ấy Carrie là dân da Đen thì còn xịn nữa

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Thế thì đã tắm bằng Hennessy rồi hiểu không

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Cô mặc cái quái gì thế Trông như con gà ấy

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Dĩ nhiên vì vừa từ trận đấu về nên mới mặc thế này

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Đâu thể bỏ lỡ vụ này

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Nhìn đi Vụ này sẽ lan truyền rất nhanh cho mà xem

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Chưa ai hiến tế con người cả

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Người ta hiến tế con người suốt

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Ừ nhưng kiểu không phải là ở Mỹ với những người đẹp

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Sonya mang hòm ra đây

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Nghe này đừng làm kẻ vô dụng như thế nữa

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lấy khăn rồi lau máu của Samuel Hiến Tế ra khỏi mắt tôi đi Trời ạ

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Này

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Hay lắm John

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Ôi trời ơi

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Người tôi dính đầy Samuel Hiến Tế rồi

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:29:39

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

Production

Wonderland Sound and Vision,Boies/Schiller Film Group

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Movie Summary

When Cole stays up past his bedtime, he discovers that his hot baby sitter belongs to a satanic cult that will stop at nothing to keep him quiet.