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"The Bad News Bears" quotes

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An aging, down-on-his-luck ex-minor leaguer coaches a team of misfits in an ultra-competitive California little league.

Director: Michael Ritchie
Writer: Bill Lancaster
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1976
MetaScore: 84/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $32,211,330
Released: 07 Apr 1976
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award1 win & 1 nomination total

56 video clips

Tanner BoyleTimmy LupusAmanda WhurlitzerCoach Morris ButtermakerEngelbergOgilvieCoach Roy TurnerJimmy FeldmanAhmad Abdul RahimJose AgilarJoey TurnerToby WhitewoodMiguel AgilarRegi TowerClevelandWhite Sox ManagerRudi Stein
Hey Yankees You can take your apology and your trophy - The Bad News Bears 00:14 Hey Yankees You can take your apology and your trophy Jews spics niggers and now a girl - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Jews spics niggers and now a girl I got a Harley Davidson - The Bad News Bears 00:13 I got a Harley Davidson Look boilermaker You're not my father - The Bad News Bears 00:15 Look boilermaker You're not my father Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt - The Bad News Bears 00:20 Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt Listen lupus you didn't come into this life - The Bad News Bears 00:15 Listen lupus you didn't come into this life But this quitting thing - The Bad News Bears 00:17 But this quitting thing You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car - The Bad News Bears 00:19 You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car What the hell happened to you Tanner - The Bad News Bears 00:17 What the hell happened to you Tanner Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day - The Bad News Bears 00:12 Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day When we're through can we go swimming - The Bad News Bears 00:12 When we're through can we go swimming Cleveland Stretcher - The Bad News Bears 00:06 Cleveland Stretcher I know I don't have too much up there - The Bad News Bears 00:13 I know I don't have too much up there What if he tries something uh - The Bad News Bears 00:29 What if he tries something uh What do you expect All we got on this team - The Bad News Bears 00:21 What do you expect All we got on this team And the athletics are the worst team in the league Second worst - The Bad News Bears 00:07 And the athletics are the worst team in the league Second... We could use a good outfielder on our team - The Bad News Bears 00:43 We could use a good outfielder on our team Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda - The Bad News Bears 00:23 Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a league rule - The Bad News Bears 00:32 There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a... Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril - The Bad News Bears 00:08 Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your... A busted bat and a long fly ball - The Bad News Bears 00:16 A busted bat and a long fly ball You want to quit Tanner - The Bad News Bears 00:10 You want to quit Tanner If you were so great - The Bad News Bears 00:14 If you were so great Hey Ahmad - The Bad News Bears 00:10 Hey Ahmad Low and outside But dad I wanted to strike him out - The Bad News Bears 00:07 Low and outside But dad I wanted to strike him out First base Second base - The Bad News Bears 00:06 First base Second base Do we have to do that one It's so corny - The Bad News Bears 00:10 Do we have to do that one It's so corny Around them bases we shall roam - The Bad News Bears 00:09 Around them bases we shall roam Jumpin' catfish - The Bad News Bears 00:33 Jumpin' catfish And the rest of you what's the matter with you - The Bad News Bears 01:03 And the rest of you what's the matter with you Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to hit - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to... This is for Allah And it's going way out there sucker - The Bad News Bears 00:06 This is for Allah And it's going way out there sucker Opening day's tomorrow We don't know what the batting order is - The Bad News Bears 00:12 Opening day's tomorrow We don't know what the... There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad - The Bad News Bears 00:23 There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad All right look alive Let's get one - The Bad News Bears 00:28 All right look alive Let's get one Announcer Carl paranski number six - The Bad News Bears 00:13 Announcer Carl paranski number six All I know is when we win a game it's a team win - The Bad News Bears 00:12 All I know is when we win a game it's a team win Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice If she doesn't wear one neither do I - The Bad News Bears 00:09 If she doesn't wear one neither do I Does anybody mind if I warm up too - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Does anybody mind if I warm up too Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country - The Bad News Bears 00:18 Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this... You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car - The Bad News Bears 00:19 You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield - The Bad News Bears 00:13 Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield Crud Does that booger eatin' spaz make me want to puke - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Crud Does that booger eatin' spaz make me want to puke There's chocolate all over this ball - The Bad News Bears 00:15 There's chocolate all over this ball Twelve ballet lessons - The Bad News Bears 00:32 Twelve ballet lessons Probably lost on purpose - The Bad News Bears 00:13 Probably lost on purpose Who's this Turkey think he is Mickey mantle - The Bad News Bears 00:07 Who's this Turkey think he is Mickey mantle They win one lousy game - The Bad News Bears 00:06 They win one lousy game I just get an eight count here - The Bad News Bears 00:30 I just get an eight count here Look Amanda you're a terrific kid - The Bad News Bears 00:17 Look Amanda you're a terrific kid I'm not gonna talk about winning I'm gonna talk about losing - The Bad News Bears 00:23 I'm not gonna talk about winning I'm gonna talk... Hey pus head Are you crazy - The Bad News Bears 00:14 Hey pus head Are you crazy The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit you - The Bad News Bears 00:12 The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit... Well well well if it isn't engelpuke - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Well well well if it isn't engelpuke Those Yankees are real turds - The Bad News Bears 00:15 Those Yankees are real turds

Cast

Coach Morris Buttermaker - Walter Matthau
Amanda Whurlitzer - Tatum O'Neal
Roy Turner - Vic Morrow
Cleveland - Joyce Van Patten
Bob Whitewood - Ben Piazza
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