"The Bad News Bears" quotes

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An aging, down-on-his-luck ex-minor leaguer coaches a team of misfits in an ultra-competitive California little league.

Director: Michael Ritchie
Writer: Bill Lancaster
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1976
MetaScore: 84/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $32,211,330
Released: 07 Apr 1976
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award1 win & 1 nomination total

56 Clips

Those Yankees are real turds - The Bad News Bears 00:15 Those Yankees are real turds Well well well if it isn't engelpuke - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Well well well if it isn't engelpuke The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit you - The Bad News Bears 00:12 The first inside pitch you get lean into it and let it hit... Hey pus head Are you crazy - The Bad News Bears 00:14 Hey pus head Are you crazy I'm not gonna talk about winning I'm gonna talk about losing - The Bad News Bears 00:23 I'm not gonna talk about winning I'm gonna talk about losing Look Amanda you're a terrific kid - The Bad News Bears 00:17 Look Amanda you're a terrific kid I just get an eight count here - The Bad News Bears 00:30 I just get an eight count here They win one lousy game - The Bad News Bears 00:06 They win one lousy game Who's this Turkey think he is Mickey mantle - The Bad News Bears 00:07 Who's this Turkey think he is Mickey mantle Probably lost on purpose - The Bad News Bears 00:13 Probably lost on purpose Twelve ballet lessons - The Bad News Bears 00:32 Twelve ballet lessons There's chocolate all over this ball - The Bad News Bears 00:15 There's chocolate all over this ball Crud Does that booger eatin' spaz make me want to puke - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Crud Does that booger eatin' spaz make me want to puke Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield - The Bad News Bears 00:13 Now guys somebody's gonna pay for this windshield You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car - The Bad News Bears 00:19 You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country - The Bad News Bears 00:18 Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this... Does anybody mind if I warm up too - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Does anybody mind if I warm up too If she doesn't wear one neither do I - The Bad News Bears 00:09 If she doesn't wear one neither do I Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Hey can't you hold off of that until after practice All I know is when we win a game it's a team win - The Bad News Bears 00:12 All I know is when we win a game it's a team win Announcer Carl paranski number six - The Bad News Bears 00:13 Announcer Carl paranski number six All right look alive Let's get one - The Bad News Bears 00:28 All right look alive Let's get one There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad - The Bad News Bears 00:23 There's nothing easy about those fly balls Ahmad Opening day's tomorrow We don't know what the batting order is - The Bad News Bears 00:12 Opening day's tomorrow We don't know what the batting order... This is for Allah And it's going way out there sucker - The Bad News Bears 00:06 This is for Allah And it's going way out there sucker Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to hit - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Hey buttermaker maybe next spring you'll teach me to hit And the rest of you what's the matter with you - The Bad News Bears 01:03 And the rest of you what's the matter with you Jumpin' catfish - The Bad News Bears 00:33 Jumpin' catfish Around them bases we shall roam - The Bad News Bears 00:09 Around them bases we shall roam Do we have to do that one It's so corny - The Bad News Bears 00:10 Do we have to do that one It's so corny First base Second base - The Bad News Bears 00:06 First base Second base Low and outside But dad I wanted to strike him out - The Bad News Bears 00:07 Low and outside But dad I wanted to strike him out Hey Ahmad - The Bad News Bears 00:10 Hey Ahmad If you were so great - The Bad News Bears 00:14 If you were so great You want to quit Tanner - The Bad News Bears 00:10 You want to quit Tanner A busted bat and a long fly ball - The Bad News Bears 00:16 A busted bat and a long fly ball Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril - The Bad News Bears 00:08 Before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your... There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a league rule - The Bad News Bears 00:32 There's something I forgot to tell you guys it's a league... Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda - The Bad News Bears 00:23 Your mother and I didn't get along too well Amanda We could use a good outfielder on our team - The Bad News Bears 00:43 We could use a good outfielder on our team And the athletics are the worst team in the league Second worst - The Bad News Bears 00:07 And the athletics are the worst team in the league Second... What do you expect All we got on this team - The Bad News Bears 00:21 What do you expect All we got on this team What if he tries something uh - The Bad News Bears 00:29 What if he tries something uh I know I don't have too much up there - The Bad News Bears 00:13 I know I don't have too much up there Cleveland Stretcher - The Bad News Bears 00:06 Cleveland Stretcher When we're through can we go swimming - The Bad News Bears 00:12 When we're through can we go swimming Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day - The Bad News Bears 00:12 Come on fellas Rome wasn't built in a day What the hell happened to you Tanner - The Bad News Bears 00:17 What the hell happened to you Tanner You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car - The Bad News Bears 00:19 You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car But this quitting thing - The Bad News Bears 00:17 But this quitting thing Listen lupus you didn't come into this life - The Bad News Bears 00:15 Listen lupus you didn't come into this life Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt - The Bad News Bears 00:20 Those boys aren't rough You won't get hurt Look boilermaker You're not my father - The Bad News Bears 00:15 Look boilermaker You're not my father I got a Harley Davidson - The Bad News Bears 00:13 I got a Harley Davidson Jews spics niggers and now a girl - The Bad News Bears 00:11 Jews spics niggers and now a girl Hey Yankees You can take your apology and your trophy - The Bad News Bears 00:14 Hey Yankees You can take your apology and your trophy

Cast

Coach Morris Buttermaker - Walter Matthau
Amanda Whurlitzer - Tatum O'Neal
Roy Turner - Vic Morrow
Cleveland - Joyce Van Patten
Bob Whitewood - Ben Piazza
Kelly Leak - Jackie Earle Haley
Ogilvie - Alfred Lutter III
Tanner Boyle - Chris Barnes
Ahmad Abdul Rahim - Erin Blunt
Engelberg - Gary Lee Cavagnaro
Jose Agilar - Jaime Escobedo
Regi Tower - Scott Firestone
Miguel Agilar - George Gonzales
Jimmy Feldman - Brett Marx
Rudi Stein - David Pollock
Timmy Lupus - Quinn Smith
Toby Whitewood - David Stambaugh
Joey Turner - Brandon Cruz
Mrs. Lupus - Timothy Blake
Mr. Tower - Bill Sorrells
Mrs. Turner - Shari Summers
Umpire - Joe Brooks
White Sox Manager - George Wyner
Yankee - David Lazarus
Athletic - Charles Matthau
Announcer - Maurice Marks
Spectator at Ball Game - Don Ames
Spectator at Ball Game - Shirley Anthony
Newscaster - Howard Culver
Spectator at Ball Game - Running Deer
Spectator at Ball Game - Bob Harks
Spectator at Ball Game - D'Janine King-Lasky
Kid - Margaret Richey
Astros - Ethan Tudor W.